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Dirty Dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune
YouTube video by Pandamoanimum
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A thread of silly videos I've made (most of which are over a minute long, so have to be posted via YouTube links)
The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9v6...
The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9v6...
Looks like yet ANOTHER year that Olly Murs has wasted the opportunity to release a Christmas album called Gold, Frankincense and Murs.
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Looks like yet ANOTHER year that Olly Murs has wasted the opportunity to release a Christmas album called Gold, Frankincense and Murs.
Show me a dog owner who says they don’t have a special voice that they use when talking to their dog and I’ll show you a liar.
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Show me a dog owner who says they don’t have a special voice that they use when talking to their dog and I’ll show you a liar.
To the people letting off the fireworks that are terrifying my dog, I wish you a lifetime of having to wash up bowls that have had Weetabix in them but haven’t been put into soak.
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
To the people letting off the fireworks that are terrifying my dog, I wish you a lifetime of having to wash up bowls that have had Weetabix in them but haven’t been put into soak.
I love that little rhyme about today’s date.
“Remember, remember it’s only the 5th of November, so stop banging on about fucking Christmas.”
Pretty sure that’s how it goes anyway.
“Remember, remember it’s only the 5th of November, so stop banging on about fucking Christmas.”
Pretty sure that’s how it goes anyway.
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I love that little rhyme about today’s date.
“Remember, remember it’s only the 5th of November, so stop banging on about fucking Christmas.”
Pretty sure that’s how it goes anyway.
“Remember, remember it’s only the 5th of November, so stop banging on about fucking Christmas.”
Pretty sure that’s how it goes anyway.
Annual reminder.
If Christmas decorations were meant to go up in November then surely they'd be called novorations.
If Christmas decorations were meant to go up in November then surely they'd be called novorations.
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Annual reminder.
If Christmas decorations were meant to go up in November then surely they'd be called novorations.
If Christmas decorations were meant to go up in November then surely they'd be called novorations.
Everyone who thinks that because Halloween is now over it means that we can start celebrating Christmas can fuck right off.
November 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Everyone who thinks that because Halloween is now over it means that we can start celebrating Christmas can fuck right off.
Reposted by Amanda
Want to feel old? This is what the vampires from Buffy the Vampire Slayer look like now.
December 15, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Want to feel old? This is what the vampires from Buffy the Vampire Slayer look like now.
I’ll be spending Halloween night sitting in the dark and ignoring the doorbell, hoping whoever is outside just goes away and leaves me alone. Just as I do every other night of the year.
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’ll be spending Halloween night sitting in the dark and ignoring the doorbell, hoping whoever is outside just goes away and leaves me alone. Just as I do every other night of the year.
It’s that time of year again when I remember that most kids these days will never know the indignity of having to wear a Halloween costume that their mum made them out of a black plastic bin bag.
October 31, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It’s that time of year again when I remember that most kids these days will never know the indignity of having to wear a Halloween costume that their mum made them out of a black plastic bin bag.
Reposted by Amanda
For my scary Halloween costume this year I’m going to dress up as a person who phones someone to respond to a text message.
October 29, 2025 at 9:54 AM
For my scary Halloween costume this year I’m going to dress up as a person who phones someone to respond to a text message.
Dressing up as a vampire for Halloween this year. Here's a selfie of my costume.
October 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Dressing up as a vampire for Halloween this year. Here's a selfie of my costume.
Reposted by Amanda
Postman Pat - The horror version.
YouTube video by Pandamoanimum
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December 6, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Still love the two reviews that were left for this Halloween doll on the Asda website.
October 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Still love the two reviews that were left for this Halloween doll on the Asda website.
For my scary Halloween costume this year I’m going to dress up as a person who phones someone to respond to a text message.
October 29, 2025 at 9:54 AM
For my scary Halloween costume this year I’m going to dress up as a person who phones someone to respond to a text message.
The best thing about Halloween approaching is being able to pass off the cobwebs in my house as spooky decorations.
October 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
The best thing about Halloween approaching is being able to pass off the cobwebs in my house as spooky decorations.
Just saw a video on Instagram where a young influencer woman was showing her bedroom and pointed out all the ‘cute vintage trinkets from the late 1900s’ she’d used to decorate it.
I then realised she was talking about things from the 90s and now need to lie down in a dark room for a little while.
I then realised she was talking about things from the 90s and now need to lie down in a dark room for a little while.
October 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Just saw a video on Instagram where a young influencer woman was showing her bedroom and pointed out all the ‘cute vintage trinkets from the late 1900s’ she’d used to decorate it.
I then realised she was talking about things from the 90s and now need to lie down in a dark room for a little while.
I then realised she was talking about things from the 90s and now need to lie down in a dark room for a little while.
Shout out to all owners whose pets don’t understand the clocks went back so will still trying to get you to feed them dinner an hour earlier than usual.
October 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Shout out to all owners whose pets don’t understand the clocks went back so will still trying to get you to feed them dinner an hour earlier than usual.
My brain: Needs to use GPS when I’m driving to remember how to get to a place I’ve previously driven to multiple times before.
Also my brain: Remembers every single lyric to the 1990 hit Ice Ice Baby when it comes on the radio while I’m driving to the place it can’t remember how to get to.
Also my brain: Remembers every single lyric to the 1990 hit Ice Ice Baby when it comes on the radio while I’m driving to the place it can’t remember how to get to.
October 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My brain: Needs to use GPS when I’m driving to remember how to get to a place I’ve previously driven to multiple times before.
Also my brain: Remembers every single lyric to the 1990 hit Ice Ice Baby when it comes on the radio while I’m driving to the place it can’t remember how to get to.
Also my brain: Remembers every single lyric to the 1990 hit Ice Ice Baby when it comes on the radio while I’m driving to the place it can’t remember how to get to.
When you order a ventriloquist dummy from Temu.
October 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
When you order a ventriloquist dummy from Temu.
“If Rose and Jack reunited in the afterlife, then what happened to Rose’s husband, the man she married and raised a family with? Did he have to spend eternity watching his wife getting it on with the big boat fling bloke?”
“I meant questions about the job”
“Oh. What time is our lunch break?”
“I meant questions about the job”
“Oh. What time is our lunch break?”
October 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
“If Rose and Jack reunited in the afterlife, then what happened to Rose’s husband, the man she married and raised a family with? Did he have to spend eternity watching his wife getting it on with the big boat fling bloke?”
“I meant questions about the job”
“Oh. What time is our lunch break?”
“I meant questions about the job”
“Oh. What time is our lunch break?”
Me: Ah, time to go to sleep. All ready to drift off in the lovely peace and quiet.
My dogs and/or my cat: Ok, she's trying to go to sleep. Yeah, now feels like the PERFECT time to jump up on the bed and start loudly licking my genitals.
My dogs and/or my cat: Ok, she's trying to go to sleep. Yeah, now feels like the PERFECT time to jump up on the bed and start loudly licking my genitals.
October 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Me: Ah, time to go to sleep. All ready to drift off in the lovely peace and quiet.
My dogs and/or my cat: Ok, she's trying to go to sleep. Yeah, now feels like the PERFECT time to jump up on the bed and start loudly licking my genitals.
My dogs and/or my cat: Ok, she's trying to go to sleep. Yeah, now feels like the PERFECT time to jump up on the bed and start loudly licking my genitals.
Remembering the time this sponsored advert popped up on Facebook, and at first I thought it was for Halloween knickers.
October 2, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Remembering the time this sponsored advert popped up on Facebook, and at first I thought it was for Halloween knickers.
September 30th vs October 1st
October 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
September 30th vs October 1st
I love crisp Autumn mornings.
I had 3 packets of cheese and onion for breakfast.
I had 3 packets of cheese and onion for breakfast.
September 26, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I love crisp Autumn mornings.
I had 3 packets of cheese and onion for breakfast.
I had 3 packets of cheese and onion for breakfast.
Remembering the time I did a huge double take in Aldi.
September 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Remembering the time I did a huge double take in Aldi.