Amish Super Model
@amishsupermodel.bsky.social
Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
Pinned
Kids got me a t-shirt that says, “Probably One of the Top 25 Dads in the Neighborhood.”
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison https://theonion.com/trump-vows-to-reopen-joann-fabrics-as-prison/
December 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison https://theonion.com/trump-vows-to-reopen-joann-fabrics-as-prison/
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The placebo effect was named after John Placebo, who loved effects
December 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
The placebo effect was named after John Placebo, who loved effects
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What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What's an insult you'll never forget?
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Excellent question.
December 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Excellent question.
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Trump and "TACO' go hand in hand
December 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Trump and "TACO' go hand in hand
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My car always seems a little overconfident after an oil change
December 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My car always seems a little overconfident after an oil change
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If you think I'm weird on the outside, you should hear me on the inside.
October 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If you think I'm weird on the outside, you should hear me on the inside.
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I'm concerned as to what sort of crimes Barbie has committed that require her to be lashed to the cardboard like Hannibal Lecter.
December 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I'm concerned as to what sort of crimes Barbie has committed that require her to be lashed to the cardboard like Hannibal Lecter.
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According to Trump, I’m radical left scum.
If you’re also radical left scum, then let’s follow each other and fight this regime together.
If you’re also radical left scum, then let’s follow each other and fight this regime together.
a close up of a woman wearing a necklace with a bun in her hair
ALT: a close up of a woman wearing a necklace with a bun in her hair
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
According to Trump, I’m radical left scum.
If you’re also radical left scum, then let’s follow each other and fight this regime together.
If you’re also radical left scum, then let’s follow each other and fight this regime together.
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We took the most despicable, compromised
man on the planet and made him the most
powerful person on the planet ….. twice.
man on the planet and made him the most
powerful person on the planet ….. twice.
December 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
We took the most despicable, compromised
man on the planet and made him the most
powerful person on the planet ….. twice.
man on the planet and made him the most
powerful person on the planet ….. twice.
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Trump’s presidency is like a giant
kidney stone that needs to be passed.
kidney stone that needs to be passed.
December 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Trump’s presidency is like a giant
kidney stone that needs to be passed.
kidney stone that needs to be passed.
Imagine being such an incredibly hate-filled asshole that watching a Christmas special with your family makes you think about White supremacy and deportation.
Imagine watching Sinatra, son of Dolly & Antonini born in Genoa & Sicily, respectively, and Martin, son of Gaetano & Angela, born in Montesilvano, Italy & Ohio respectively, (Angela to parents born in Monasterolo, Italy), and crusading against the value of children of immigrants to the U.S.
December 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Imagine being such an incredibly hate-filled asshole that watching a Christmas special with your family makes you think about White supremacy and deportation.
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Off to last family gathering. Trump supporters and anti-vaxxers. Merry fucking Christmas.
a man wearing a face mask is holding a spray bottle with foros mx written above him
ALT: a man wearing a face mask is holding a spray bottle with foros mx written above him
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Off to last family gathering. Trump supporters and anti-vaxxers. Merry fucking Christmas.
Forget plaque psoriasis…
I think Skyrizi sounds like some cool new word the kids are using these days.
“Bro, that is so skyrizi!!!”
I think Skyrizi sounds like some cool new word the kids are using these days.
“Bro, that is so skyrizi!!!”
December 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Forget plaque psoriasis…
I think Skyrizi sounds like some cool new word the kids are using these days.
“Bro, that is so skyrizi!!!”
I think Skyrizi sounds like some cool new word the kids are using these days.
“Bro, that is so skyrizi!!!”
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had a procedure and the doc said not to exercise for 48 hours and I was like oh no how can I live like this lol
December 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
had a procedure and the doc said not to exercise for 48 hours and I was like oh no how can I live like this lol
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I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
December 2, 2023 at 11:21 PM
I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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Most of the time I have no idea what my teenage daughter is saying, but I do appreciate that she uses thug as a verb.
July 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Most of the time I have no idea what my teenage daughter is saying, but I do appreciate that she uses thug as a verb.
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You don’t get a body like mine by sitting around on the couch. You also have to eat tons of junk food.
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You don’t get a body like mine by sitting around on the couch. You also have to eat tons of junk food.
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[after learning about how muscles work] oh so we're marionettes from the inside
November 7, 2024 at 4:49 AM
[after learning about how muscles work] oh so we're marionettes from the inside
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Christmas puns will ruin this place.
Yule see.
Yule see.
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Christmas puns will ruin this place.
Yule see.
Yule see.
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Bugs Bunny taught me my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight; I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.
May 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Bugs Bunny taught me my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight; I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.
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The older I get, the more I
sympathize with the Grinch hating all the noise, noise, noise, NOISE
sympathize with the Grinch hating all the noise, noise, noise, NOISE
December 7, 2024 at 5:13 AM
The older I get, the more I
sympathize with the Grinch hating all the noise, noise, noise, NOISE
sympathize with the Grinch hating all the noise, noise, noise, NOISE
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nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel
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"the last thing I want to do is hurt you
Last? ..so it's on the list?
Last? ..so it's on the list?
December 25, 2025 at 7:46 AM
"the last thing I want to do is hurt you
Last? ..so it's on the list?
Last? ..so it's on the list?
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Christmas is a year away and people already have all their Christmas stuff up.
December 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Christmas is a year away and people already have all their Christmas stuff up.