Amish Super Model
@amishsupermodel.bsky.social
Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
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Well, sure. But what about this guy?!?
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Well, sure. But what about this guy?!?
“So, anyway, I says to the guy, I says, ‘That’s not what your mom said last night.’”
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
“So, anyway, I says to the guy, I says, ‘That’s not what your mom said last night.’”
Is there a White House plastic surgeon?
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Is there a White House plastic surgeon?
Nazi spouses???
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Nazi spouses???
I just keep seeing this…
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I just keep seeing this…
So, First Amendment be damned.
But at least trying to say forgive us for the shit we’re doing, because we will never forgive those who trespass against us.
It’s a modern religious crusade.
But at least trying to say forgive us for the shit we’re doing, because we will never forgive those who trespass against us.
It’s a modern religious crusade.
November 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
So, First Amendment be damned.
But at least trying to say forgive us for the shit we’re doing, because we will never forgive those who trespass against us.
It’s a modern religious crusade.
But at least trying to say forgive us for the shit we’re doing, because we will never forgive those who trespass against us.
It’s a modern religious crusade.
Against Christian’s what?
November 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Against Christian’s what?
I dunno, I think a Blue Jays win will hurt Trump less than this…
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I dunno, I think a Blue Jays win will hurt Trump less than this…
Not to brag, but my Onlyfans account is really blowing up!
November 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Not to brag, but my Onlyfans account is really blowing up!
Newsmax Rob Schmitt: “People are using SNAP benefits to get their nails done, to get their weaves & their hair. This is a really ugly program. Sen. Ron Johnson: That program needs to be dramatically reformed.”
Racist much?
Look at all these folks waiting in line to get their weaves & nails done…
Racist much?
Look at all these folks waiting in line to get their weaves & nails done…
November 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Newsmax Rob Schmitt: “People are using SNAP benefits to get their nails done, to get their weaves & their hair. This is a really ugly program. Sen. Ron Johnson: That program needs to be dramatically reformed.”
Racist much?
Look at all these folks waiting in line to get their weaves & nails done…
Racist much?
Look at all these folks waiting in line to get their weaves & nails done…
“Dahling, ‘tis wonderful to be extraordinarily wealthy!”
“Indeed it is! I wonder what the poors are doing?!”
“Oh, the poor dears are probably sick and starving! But we’ve no concern for them!”
“Indeed it is! I wonder what the poors are doing?!”
“Oh, the poor dears are probably sick and starving! But we’ve no concern for them!”
November 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“Dahling, ‘tis wonderful to be extraordinarily wealthy!”
“Indeed it is! I wonder what the poors are doing?!”
“Oh, the poor dears are probably sick and starving! But we’ve no concern for them!”
“Indeed it is! I wonder what the poors are doing?!”
“Oh, the poor dears are probably sick and starving! But we’ve no concern for them!”
BREAKING: Trump unveils plans for new East Wing
October 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
BREAKING: Trump unveils plans for new East Wing
Reminded me of this gem…
October 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Reminded me of this gem…
I’m putting this on my lawn for Halloween…
October 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I’m putting this on my lawn for Halloween…
I dunno, just seems like you shouldn’t be able to destroy a historic landmark without a whole lot of extra permits.
October 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I dunno, just seems like you shouldn’t be able to destroy a historic landmark without a whole lot of extra permits.
IT. IS. THE. WHITE. HOUSE!!!
NOT. A. FUCKING. RESORT!!!
NOT. A. FUCKING. RESORT!!!
October 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
IT. IS. THE. WHITE. HOUSE!!!
NOT. A. FUCKING. RESORT!!!
NOT. A. FUCKING. RESORT!!!
It’s like watching Godzilla attacking our cities, wreaking havoc to everything in his path and torching the Constitution with his fiery breath.
October 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It’s like watching Godzilla attacking our cities, wreaking havoc to everything in his path and torching the Constitution with his fiery breath.
Candace reveals her real uncle…
October 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Candace reveals her real uncle…
October 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
When the whole world hates you…
October 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
When the whole world hates you…
😂😂😂😝😝😝😂😂😂😝😝😝
October 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
😂😂😂😝😝😝😂😂😂😝😝😝
Look, I’m not saying 80’s kids were cooler than everyone else, but THIS was stylin’!!!
October 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Look, I’m not saying 80’s kids were cooler than everyone else, but THIS was stylin’!!!