Amish Super Model
@amishsupermodel.bsky.social
Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
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If you watch Jaws backwards, it’s really a beautiful, uplifting story of a shark overcoming his bulimia.
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This you, Kristi?
October 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This you, Kristi?
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15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
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The next time someone tells you that America isn’t a sick & racist country, just remind them that this nation is willing to accept treason, rape, and child abuse from a white president but not healthcare from a Black one.
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The next time someone tells you that America isn’t a sick & racist country, just remind them that this nation is willing to accept treason, rape, and child abuse from a white president but not healthcare from a Black one.
Anyone notice the irony of Trump trying to cut SNAP benefits for those who have too little while fighting to lower the cost of prescription weight-loss drugs for those who have too much?
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Anyone notice the irony of Trump trying to cut SNAP benefits for those who have too little while fighting to lower the cost of prescription weight-loss drugs for those who have too much?
When I read the headline, I thought this was part of Stormy Daniels’ testimony about Trump…
“Most disappointing member”
www.rawstory.com/raw-investig...
“Most disappointing member”
www.rawstory.com/raw-investig...
'Most disappointing member': Colleagues skewer Speaker Johnson as House closes — again
WASHINGTON — The federal government may be open, but the House of Representatives is closed for business. Again.The record-shattering 43-day-long shutdown coincided with an impromptu 53-day vacation f...
www.rawstory.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
When I read the headline, I thought this was part of Stormy Daniels’ testimony about Trump…
“Most disappointing member”
www.rawstory.com/raw-investig...
“Most disappointing member”
www.rawstory.com/raw-investig...
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The America First guy has brought in 566 foreign workers during his 5 years in office to work at his companies instead of hiring Americans. And counting.
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The America First guy has brought in 566 foreign workers during his 5 years in office to work at his companies instead of hiring Americans. And counting.
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November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Prices aren't coming down. Trump lied. They started going up as soon as he took the wheel.
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Prices aren't coming down. Trump lied. They started going up as soon as he took the wheel.
“We hate immigrants unless we can import them for marriage or low-cost temporary labor!”
thehill.com/business/560...
thehill.com/business/560...
thehill.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
“We hate immigrants unless we can import them for marriage or low-cost temporary labor!”
thehill.com/business/560...
thehill.com/business/560...
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Maybe she's born with it.
Maybe it's functional alcoholism.
Maybe it's functional alcoholism.
June 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Maybe she's born with it.
Maybe it's functional alcoholism.
Maybe it's functional alcoholism.
“Russia, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the Epstein files that are missing, I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.”
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
“Russia, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the Epstein files that are missing, I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.”
Some dogs/people are loyal to you because they’re just good dogs/people.
Some dogs/people are only loyal to you because you have food/something for them.
And don’t even mention cats.
Some dogs/people are only loyal to you because you have food/something for them.
And don’t even mention cats.
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Some dogs/people are loyal to you because they’re just good dogs/people.
Some dogs/people are only loyal to you because you have food/something for them.
And don’t even mention cats.
Some dogs/people are only loyal to you because you have food/something for them.
And don’t even mention cats.
“What?!?! Nobody’s even heard of Bad Bunion! Cancel the Super Bowl unless Elvis plays the halftime show!!!”
-djt
-djt
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
“What?!?! Nobody’s even heard of Bad Bunion! Cancel the Super Bowl unless Elvis plays the halftime show!!!”
-djt
-djt
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I have a dream…
That one day people will care about children the way they care about embryos.
That one day people will care about children the way they care about embryos.
August 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I have a dream…
That one day people will care about children the way they care about embryos.
That one day people will care about children the way they care about embryos.
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$40B to ARGENTINA will cover Health Care for 2 years. Amendment.
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
$40B to ARGENTINA will cover Health Care for 2 years. Amendment.
“So, anyway, I says to the guy, I says, ‘That’s not what your mom said last night.’”
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
“So, anyway, I says to the guy, I says, ‘That’s not what your mom said last night.’”
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*brings a first aid kit to a knife fight*
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
*brings a first aid kit to a knife fight*
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The Plastic Surgeon General is now third in line to the presidency, followed by the Pharmacist General and the Eugenics Czar.
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The Plastic Surgeon General is now third in line to the presidency, followed by the Pharmacist General and the Eugenics Czar.
Is there a White House plastic surgeon?
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Is there a White House plastic surgeon?
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Doctor suggested I eat better, exercise more, and drink less.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
November 20, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Doctor suggested I eat better, exercise more, and drink less.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
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When Trump says he's doing away with "woke", he means it. Literally.
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
When Trump says he's doing away with "woke", he means it. Literally.
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The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
October 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
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[during sex] seriously, thank you again for doing this with me
October 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
[during sex] seriously, thank you again for doing this with me
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it’s like, i want the country road to take me home and i’d love to be in a place where i belong, but is that really west virginia?
February 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
it’s like, i want the country road to take me home and i’d love to be in a place where i belong, but is that really west virginia?