Bogey
@oneyebogey.bsky.social
Tradesman, Musician, Malcontent.
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Some people belong in the past tense
January 21, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Some people belong in the past tense
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It's never too late to learn something new.
It's never too late to read dusty books of dark magic.
It's never too late to weave a cloak of moss, feathers, and thorns and become the horror that haunts the forest north of town.
It's never too late to read dusty books of dark magic.
It's never too late to weave a cloak of moss, feathers, and thorns and become the horror that haunts the forest north of town.
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It's never too late to learn something new.
It's never too late to read dusty books of dark magic.
It's never too late to weave a cloak of moss, feathers, and thorns and become the horror that haunts the forest north of town.
It's never too late to read dusty books of dark magic.
It's never too late to weave a cloak of moss, feathers, and thorns and become the horror that haunts the forest north of town.
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A store for Bluesky users called Bed, Bath and Buttholes.
January 21, 2026 at 4:02 AM
A store for Bluesky users called Bed, Bath and Buttholes.
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I’d let you butter my buns.
-Me, flirting.
-Me, flirting.
January 21, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I’d let you butter my buns.
-Me, flirting.
-Me, flirting.
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Creepy caretaker hiding a very dark secret logging on
January 20, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Creepy caretaker hiding a very dark secret logging on
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getting a bumper sticker that says i brake for sex and then running them over anyways
January 20, 2026 at 5:42 PM
getting a bumper sticker that says i brake for sex and then running them over anyways
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they say dress for the job you want but i can’t get lasers to shoot out of my eyes
January 20, 2026 at 2:16 PM
they say dress for the job you want but i can’t get lasers to shoot out of my eyes
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sometimes self-care includes being oblivious
January 20, 2026 at 12:25 PM
sometimes self-care includes being oblivious
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Honestly, I forgot what I was going to ask.
January 20, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Honestly, I forgot what I was going to ask.
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I challenge you to find a term more confusing than biweekly.
January 20, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I challenge you to find a term more confusing than biweekly.
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So many things I can’t control, so I control what I can. To my own detriment.
January 20, 2026 at 4:13 AM
So many things I can’t control, so I control what I can. To my own detriment.
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“Sorry I’m late.”
-A memoir.
-A memoir.
January 20, 2026 at 4:11 PM
“Sorry I’m late.”
-A memoir.
-A memoir.
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Sorry I’m late, I took a nap.
January 20, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Sorry I’m late, I took a nap.
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X: ENGAGEMENT
Threads: ENGAGEMENT
Bluesky: here's a humorous or astute thing I noticed, oh and Alf's hog
Threads: ENGAGEMENT
Bluesky: here's a humorous or astute thing I noticed, oh and Alf's hog
January 20, 2026 at 1:38 AM
X: ENGAGEMENT
Threads: ENGAGEMENT
Bluesky: here's a humorous or astute thing I noticed, oh and Alf's hog
Threads: ENGAGEMENT
Bluesky: here's a humorous or astute thing I noticed, oh and Alf's hog
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i read the entire discourse before bothering to see what it was about
January 18, 2026 at 10:46 PM
i read the entire discourse before bothering to see what it was about
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mayonnaise is just bread moisturizer
January 19, 2026 at 5:02 AM
mayonnaise is just bread moisturizer
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does this not embarrassing them at all
January 19, 2026 at 5:03 AM
does this not embarrassing them at all
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a friend of mine got to meet the monks...it did not go uncringed
January 19, 2026 at 7:20 AM
a friend of mine got to meet the monks...it did not go uncringed
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if you're cool with it until it happens to a friend...let that sink in
January 19, 2026 at 9:35 PM
if you're cool with it until it happens to a friend...let that sink in
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the moon gets me. or i get the moon idk. either way it doesn’t like you.
January 20, 2026 at 1:56 AM
the moon gets me. or i get the moon idk. either way it doesn’t like you.
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I admire MLK jr as much as anyone, but this moment we are in right now requires more of a Malcolm X approach.
January 20, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I admire MLK jr as much as anyone, but this moment we are in right now requires more of a Malcolm X approach.
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Jump around in time so I don’t know where you are.
January 20, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Jump around in time so I don’t know where you are.
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My post about gorilla buttholes only got 5 likes and 3 shares; this is not sustainable
January 20, 2026 at 3:47 AM
My post about gorilla buttholes only got 5 likes and 3 shares; this is not sustainable
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as a parent of small children, once you realize that little kids don’t process toys all over the ground and not picked up as “i made a mess” but as “i had a fun day playing” it becomes clear just how far gone they are. they can’t even admit there’s a problem to address. they are in denial
January 19, 2026 at 10:21 PM
as a parent of small children, once you realize that little kids don’t process toys all over the ground and not picked up as “i made a mess” but as “i had a fun day playing” it becomes clear just how far gone they are. they can’t even admit there’s a problem to address. they are in denial
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