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Bogey
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Some people belong in the past tense
January 21, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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It's never too late to learn something new.
It's never too late to read dusty books of dark magic.
It's never too late to weave a cloak of moss, feathers, and thorns and become the horror that haunts the forest north of town.
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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A store for Bluesky users called Bed, Bath and Buttholes.
January 21, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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I’d let you butter my buns.

-Me, flirting.
January 21, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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Creepy caretaker hiding a very dark secret logging on
January 20, 2026 at 11:25 AM
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getting a bumper sticker that says i brake for sex and then running them over anyways
January 20, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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they say dress for the job you want but i can’t get lasers to shoot out of my eyes
January 20, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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sometimes self-care includes being oblivious
January 20, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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Honestly, I forgot what I was going to ask.
January 20, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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I challenge you to find a term more confusing than biweekly.
January 20, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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So many things I can’t control, so I control what I can. To my own detriment.
January 20, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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“Sorry I’m late.”

-A memoir.
January 20, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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Sorry I’m late, I took a nap.
January 20, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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X: ENGAGEMENT
Threads: ENGAGEMENT
Bluesky: here's a humorous or astute thing I noticed, oh and Alf's hog
January 20, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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i read the entire discourse before bothering to see what it was about
January 18, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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mayonnaise is just bread moisturizer
January 19, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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does this not embarrassing them at all
January 19, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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a friend of mine got to meet the monks...it did not go uncringed
January 19, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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if you're cool with it until it happens to a friend...let that sink in
January 19, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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the moon gets me. or i get the moon idk. either way it doesn’t like you.
January 20, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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I admire MLK jr as much as anyone, but this moment we are in right now requires more of a Malcolm X approach.
January 20, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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Jump around in time so I don’t know where you are.
January 20, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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My post about gorilla buttholes only got 5 likes and 3 shares; this is not sustainable
January 20, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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as a parent of small children, once you realize that little kids don’t process toys all over the ground and not picked up as “i made a mess” but as “i had a fun day playing” it becomes clear just how far gone they are. they can’t even admit there’s a problem to address. they are in denial
January 19, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 5:27 AM