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honeybadgermel.bsky.social
Melicious
@honeybadgermel.bsky.social
Thinks too much, talks too little. Born a gold rush saloon owner in the age of technology. Go figure...

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Time has run out on the whole "don't give a shit" mentality.

It's time to care or we're all fucked.
xo
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Throwback to our beloved ambassador, Zephyr. 🐺

His howl echoes for the hundreds of wolves being silenced as protections are stripped away.

Learn how you can take action to protect them
engage.nywolf.org/site/SPageNa...
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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When you don't have time for the full freakout
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore
October 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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i think i don’t wanna know what my cat calls me
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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I’d consider hanging around other people for you.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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horrible quality, zoomed in, af, don't want to bother him while he's on the lookout while the others snack, he lives in my backyard with his family🥹❤️
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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what if we made out like bandits
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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the sun is finally here to cast a warm glow onto all the spots you missed while dusting.
March 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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“Very young teen types” can’t consent anymore than children

Incidentally, both are in fact children
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 AM
While trying to fall asleep, I thought about how crazy it is to just fall asleep. Wide awake now.
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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How the rain calls me towards you

How the rain calls us home..

#brokenpoet
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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I've run out of time to do anything the right way.
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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I like to pretend I'm being shunned instead of acknowledging the fact that my skeets suck
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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One day I’ll be able to shitpost like the rest of you. Until then, you'll get more profound nonsense.
August 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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I hate myself when I inadvertently insult someone with a sarcastic comment, it’s just so much more rewarding when it’s done intentionally.
September 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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I’ve run the water in the bathroom just so someone outside the door would think I’m washing my hands when I’m not. This is who you’re following.
August 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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That thing you want to do... Do it, twice.
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Poke my ear with your pencil and whisper jokes to me that the rest of the class can’t hear like it’s 1992
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Regularly scheduling out of body experiences so my corporeal form can have a little break while I space out
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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diverting the water directed to data centers to my spa for horses
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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A series of unfortunate annoyances
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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i used to say if you can't fix it with black velvet (the liquor), black lace, or black eyeliner... i couldn't help you.

i wanna amend that:
if i can't fix it with the above, a good meal, a hammer, duct tape, or a good pegging, i can't fix you.

godspeed.
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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I’m sorry standing up for myself just proved how much day drinking I had been doing.
November 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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live
laugh
lurk in the shadows
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM