Justmebutnot1
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My comma went to Oxford and all I got was this lousy, ( how do you say t-shirt in English English?)
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Justmebutnot1
@justmebutnot1.bsky.social
· Jul 24
Can’t, feng shui says balls to the wall is a big no no
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i shaved off his soul patch and now i control him
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
i shaved off his soul patch and now i control him
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Bought new shoes like I don't wanna die. Well, they were on sale, but still...
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Bought new shoes like I don't wanna die. Well, they were on sale, but still...
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cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket, and the other one is writing bangers
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket, and the other one is writing bangers
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Before coffee, people didn't have tables in front of their couches
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Before coffee, people didn't have tables in front of their couches
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an alt for even better posts
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
an alt for even better posts
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I’m writing a book about the female reproductive system called When Glory Holes Turn to Gory Holes. It’s a horror, obviously.
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I’m writing a book about the female reproductive system called When Glory Holes Turn to Gory Holes. It’s a horror, obviously.
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Dear everyone, please stop telling the internet your problems and simply be funny. It’s not that hard.
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Dear everyone, please stop telling the internet your problems and simply be funny. It’s not that hard.
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Pulling my own hair out of the shower drain is not the plumbing porn I imagined.
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Pulling my own hair out of the shower drain is not the plumbing porn I imagined.
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Ghost poop is PROOF WE ARE LIVING IN A SIMULATION!!
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Ghost poop is PROOF WE ARE LIVING IN A SIMULATION!!
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is it ketchup, it’s ketchup isn’t it
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
is it ketchup, it’s ketchup isn’t it
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I’ve decided to become david bowie and none of you can stop me
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I’ve decided to become david bowie and none of you can stop me
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No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
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I heard a Sesame Street character recently succumbed to a drug addiction and sadly passed away. I won’t say who, to be respectful. They’d groverdosed.
November 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I heard a Sesame Street character recently succumbed to a drug addiction and sadly passed away. I won’t say who, to be respectful. They’d groverdosed.
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Starting an Adults Only Alt where I talk about mature themes such as: debt management, the joys of a well ironed shirt collar, and how to choose socks. I'll also read aloud from the works of Robert Frost and Emily Dickinson. DM for link
November 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Starting an Adults Only Alt where I talk about mature themes such as: debt management, the joys of a well ironed shirt collar, and how to choose socks. I'll also read aloud from the works of Robert Frost and Emily Dickinson. DM for link
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i love my best friend kelly so much bc she’ll randomly say things like “die hard is just steel magnolias with renal failure”
November 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i love my best friend kelly so much bc she’ll randomly say things like “die hard is just steel magnolias with renal failure”
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You consider yourself frugal but purchased cipollini onions, interesting
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
You consider yourself frugal but purchased cipollini onions, interesting
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they should invent scrolling but for books
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
they should invent scrolling but for books
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Fire Marshal: "There are too many kung fu fighters in here"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Fire Marshal: "There are too many kung fu fighters in here"
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Sometimes I'll sit and contemplate the meaning of life and other times I'll wonder if the plural of manatee is 'manatees' or 'menatee'
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Sometimes I'll sit and contemplate the meaning of life and other times I'll wonder if the plural of manatee is 'manatees' or 'menatee'
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If cop cars played REO Speedwagon songs instead of sirens I’d stop running from the law
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If cop cars played REO Speedwagon songs instead of sirens I’d stop running from the law
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Sea Bass would be a good nickname for Sebastian
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Sea Bass would be a good nickname for Sebastian
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brb need to find a sharpie
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
brb need to find a sharpie