Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
Idiot
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I'm not even sure I can eat anymore faces, I'm pretty full of face actually
-Leopards right now
-Leopards right now
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someone properly used the word zeitgeist and ngl it made me kinda hot
December 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
someone properly used the word zeitgeist and ngl it made me kinda hot
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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
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[responds to my story] do you want to kiss
December 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
[responds to my story] do you want to kiss
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If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
December 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
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they should invent a home office cannon that unapologetically fires one or two pork buns at my face when i forget to eat lunch
December 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
they should invent a home office cannon that unapologetically fires one or two pork buns at my face when i forget to eat lunch
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The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.
December 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.
I don't have an intellectual objection to Christmas, I want to fistfight Baby Jesus in a Dollar General parking lot
December 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I don't have an intellectual objection to Christmas, I want to fistfight Baby Jesus in a Dollar General parking lot
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Struggling to find a Christmas card that smooths over stealing someone's prescription meds
December 12, 2024 at 10:45 AM
Struggling to find a Christmas card that smooths over stealing someone's prescription meds
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*overhead crackling of the loudspeaker* attention costco shoppers: the twelve days of xmas refers to the days from xmas to the epiphany thank you
December 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
*overhead crackling of the loudspeaker* attention costco shoppers: the twelve days of xmas refers to the days from xmas to the epiphany thank you
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I’m so glad we put so much financial and political support behind the tech industry so they can come up with amazing new ideas like charging you 23% more for the same groceries
#BREAKING: Instacart says it will halt a practice that used AI to adjust the cost of groceries for different shoppers after a study found some customers were paying as much as 23% more for the same items.
Ending Item Price Tests on Instacart | Instacart
Over the past couple weeks, there’s been a lot written about Instacart and how pricing works on our platform . Some of that coverage raised fair questions. Much of it included misconceptions and misin...
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December 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I’m so glad we put so much financial and political support behind the tech industry so they can come up with amazing new ideas like charging you 23% more for the same groceries
"...well the orphan crusher is so convenient, and it basically runs itself..."
The thing to remember about all the GenAI fuckheads promoting the garbage-farting computer machine by telling you it is inevitable and you will not have a choice is
The single most basic right of all human beings is the right to say "no"
No, I will not obey in advance. Fuck off with your bullshit
The single most basic right of all human beings is the right to say "no"
No, I will not obey in advance. Fuck off with your bullshit
December 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
"...well the orphan crusher is so convenient, and it basically runs itself..."
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"AI isn't going away...", well neither is Chick-Fil-A.
I don't eat there.
Take a stand.
I don't eat there.
Take a stand.
The thing to remember about all the GenAI fuckheads promoting the garbage-farting computer machine by telling you it is inevitable and you will not have a choice is
The single most basic right of all human beings is the right to say "no"
No, I will not obey in advance. Fuck off with your bullshit
The single most basic right of all human beings is the right to say "no"
No, I will not obey in advance. Fuck off with your bullshit
December 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"AI isn't going away...", well neither is Chick-Fil-A.
I don't eat there.
Take a stand.
I don't eat there.
Take a stand.
Chuck, taking time out from stepping on rakes in the back yard to go step on rakes in the driveway instead
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer says he's introducing a resolution directing the Senate to "initiate legal action against the DOJ for its blatant disregard of the law in its refusal to release the complete Epstein files."
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Chuck, taking time out from stepping on rakes in the back yard to go step on rakes in the driveway instead
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I smoke weed on my porch to let the other weeds know what I’m capable of
December 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I smoke weed on my porch to let the other weeds know what I’m capable of
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Gen Xers told mom jokes to hide the fact that they were hot for your mom.
December 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Gen Xers told mom jokes to hide the fact that they were hot for your mom.
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It's a good night to do nothing
December 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It's a good night to do nothing
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A dick move sounds like it should be a good thing but it's not.
December 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
A dick move sounds like it should be a good thing but it's not.
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*gives you a fist bump and a star sticker after sex
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
*gives you a fist bump and a star sticker after sex
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The Grinch Who Banged All Of Whoville.
December 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The Grinch Who Banged All Of Whoville.
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the grinch who stole my husband
December 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
the grinch who stole my husband
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calligraphy is great, if you want to write a strongly-worded letter to Thomas Jefferson.
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
calligraphy is great, if you want to write a strongly-worded letter to Thomas Jefferson.
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if kash patel had a dog, it’d be this guy
December 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
if kash patel had a dog, it’d be this guy
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Two houses both alike in diggity.
December 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Two houses both alike in diggity.
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I'm just a girl asking if it's okay to go sleepies at 9pm on a saturday
December 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I'm just a girl asking if it's okay to go sleepies at 9pm on a saturday
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I’m sorry I got weird but in my defense, I’m weird.
December 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’m sorry I got weird but in my defense, I’m weird.