Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
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I'm not even sure I can eat anymore faces, I'm pretty full of face actually
-Leopards right now
-Leopards right now
The problem with AI is that everyone making decisions about it is basically the Queen from Snow White, who's got a Magic Mirror but just wants it to tell her how pretty she is, instead of any single practical thing
February 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
The problem with AI is that everyone making decisions about it is basically the Queen from Snow White, who's got a Magic Mirror but just wants it to tell her how pretty she is, instead of any single practical thing
It's absolutely ridiculous how AI is demonstrably useful at things like assisting radiologists in comparing years of scans, but all anyone wants to promote is how it can make the shittiest comics imaginable
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
It's absolutely ridiculous how AI is demonstrably useful at things like assisting radiologists in comparing years of scans, but all anyone wants to promote is how it can make the shittiest comics imaginable
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It's very funny how AI ads are never like, scientists using AI to scan thousands of ancient documents or some kind of actual plausible good use. It's always a guy being like hey chatGPT how do I make a bowl of cereal do I start with a bowl or the milk or what
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
It's very funny how AI ads are never like, scientists using AI to scan thousands of ancient documents or some kind of actual plausible good use. It's always a guy being like hey chatGPT how do I make a bowl of cereal do I start with a bowl or the milk or what
*hanging dong on the tl since everyone is watching the Super Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
*hanging dong on the tl since everyone is watching the Super Bowl
Her Tinder bio said that she was really into Music, so I've made my introductory message a voice note set to the Benny Hill Chase theme
February 8, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Her Tinder bio said that she was really into Music, so I've made my introductory message a voice note set to the Benny Hill Chase theme
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Actual sex in a bathtub usually features way more discussion about how small this particular tub is than they ever show in movies
December 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Actual sex in a bathtub usually features way more discussion about how small this particular tub is than they ever show in movies
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I cannot physically express how exhausted I am by *gesturing at literally everything*
December 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I cannot physically express how exhausted I am by *gesturing at literally everything*
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Rushing in the door, hurriedly changing clothes, to make sure I've left myself plenty of time to do nothing
December 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Rushing in the door, hurriedly changing clothes, to make sure I've left myself plenty of time to do nothing
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*extremely youth pastor voice* You know who else would redact all your wrongdoings?
December 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
*extremely youth pastor voice* You know who else would redact all your wrongdoings?
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"It's an Old Family Recipe" I say, as I poorly manage my emotional well-being
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"It's an Old Family Recipe" I say, as I poorly manage my emotional well-being
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This is all fucking stupid, I say as somewhat of an authority on being fucking stupid
February 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
This is all fucking stupid, I say as somewhat of an authority on being fucking stupid
The Resistance Will Be Practical
Blue Collar resistance simultaneously demonstrates the actual real world fragility of Capital while it undoes the idea that Labor is ever menial
Blue Collar resistance simultaneously demonstrates the actual real world fragility of Capital while it undoes the idea that Labor is ever menial
February 2, 2026 at 8:42 PM
The Resistance Will Be Practical
Blue Collar resistance simultaneously demonstrates the actual real world fragility of Capital while it undoes the idea that Labor is ever menial
Blue Collar resistance simultaneously demonstrates the actual real world fragility of Capital while it undoes the idea that Labor is ever menial
AI can't make art, because AI can't reread something it's written years later and actually hate itself for having written it
January 22, 2026 at 3:04 PM
AI can't make art, because AI can't reread something it's written years later and actually hate itself for having written it
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I don’t care what anyone says, revenge is even better if you microwave it for thirty seconds.
January 21, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I don’t care what anyone says, revenge is even better if you microwave it for thirty seconds.
I mostly stay employed to help drive my screentime averages down
January 20, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I mostly stay employed to help drive my screentime averages down
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Guys, weeping with gratitude because of your generosity. this is a fundraiser my best friend and I started to help her sister spend more time with her terminally ill daughter. Please donate if you can we're trying to reach 16k. Thank you so much for sharing too gofund.me/9536bd2ab
Donate to Help Daphné's parents be there for her, organized by Cindy Rivet
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Daphné is 7 years old. She loves school, playing with … Cindy Rivet needs your support for Help Daphné's parents be there for her
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January 16, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Guys, weeping with gratitude because of your generosity. this is a fundraiser my best friend and I started to help her sister spend more time with her terminally ill daughter. Please donate if you can we're trying to reach 16k. Thank you so much for sharing too gofund.me/9536bd2ab
It's like the textual equivalent of doing a cartwheel
January 12, 2026 at 7:03 PM
It's like the textual equivalent of doing a cartwheel
Too much sociopolitical commentary from the kinda people that need the instructions on the handwash bottle
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Too much sociopolitical commentary from the kinda people that need the instructions on the handwash bottle
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the only ai I need in anything is in aioli
January 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
the only ai I need in anything is in aioli
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*adds helpful housekeeping tips to all your selfies
January 10, 2026 at 10:23 PM
*adds helpful housekeeping tips to all your selfies
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This is a powerful image
October 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This is a powerful image
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Wake up babe, the horrors continue to persist
January 11, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Wake up babe, the horrors continue to persist
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Jonathan Ross, the man who murdered Renee Good.
Let us never forget his name so that he will never be able to forget what he did.
He thought himself a hero, and don't the names of heroes deserve to be remembered?
Let us never forget his name so that he will never be able to forget what he did.
He thought himself a hero, and don't the names of heroes deserve to be remembered?
January 8, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Jonathan Ross, the man who murdered Renee Good.
Let us never forget his name so that he will never be able to forget what he did.
He thought himself a hero, and don't the names of heroes deserve to be remembered?
Let us never forget his name so that he will never be able to forget what he did.
He thought himself a hero, and don't the names of heroes deserve to be remembered?
I am, again, rooting for the meteor
Bets are flooding into Polymarket on which country Trump could attack next
Bets are flooding into Polymarket on which country Trump could attack next
Bets are flooding into Polymarket on which country Trump could attack next
www.independent.co.uk
January 8, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I am, again, rooting for the meteor
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Just saw clickbait that said, “what you need to know about Hilary Duff’s 4 kids” and y’all? Nothing. There’s nothing I need to know about Hilary Duff’s 4 kids.
January 7, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Just saw clickbait that said, “what you need to know about Hilary Duff’s 4 kids” and y’all? Nothing. There’s nothing I need to know about Hilary Duff’s 4 kids.