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Kathryn Salamander
@transsalamander.bsky.social
Tranny fag dyke, furry (jackalope), artist, toy collector, and Hellaverse trash (she/her) ΘΔ ∍⧽⧼∊ 🔞 On Twitter I once made a tweet that helped hatch a thousand eggs. Throne wishlist: https://throne.com/transsalamander
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If you've ever enjoyed the silly things I write online and wanted to support me, AFTER you support the fundraisers of other far more in-need trans women I often share on here, you can help me in my efforts to buy a new PC to replace my 13-year-old computer 💕

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PAST DUE BILLS!
First half of the month crowdfunding:
Electric Bill (Past due): 10/120
Gas Bill (Past Due): 0/20
Meds: 0/300
Cat Food (Perscription + his Supplement): 0/165

Total: 605

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January 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Learned a lot of things from this piece.

I think Doc & I are a lot alike in this, but there are differences (I'm allosexual, for instance), which rather makes the tragic solitude of this piece resonate even more loudly.

I usually call it gynoid gender, but words fail yet again

...Thank you, Doc 💕
I am altersex. And... it's more complicated than that.

This week on Stained Glass Woman, we talk about the Panel Lines I don't have, being born in the wrong century, and what it's like to live without the words to describe who you even are.

It's a lot.

stainedglasswoman.substack.com/p/panel-lines
Panel Lines
On being altersex, some assembly required
stainedglasswoman.substack.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Human Domestication Guide (2021 - present)
okay enough about boobs on the dog. what if we put boobs on plants instead?
January 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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I feel like I am trapped in a world full of people who are continually in the process of running full-tilt into some kind of delusion or irrational craze or outright psychosis and my lifetime is just a long string of "here is the new violent madness that is about to possess everybody for no reason"
"Police investigate use of AI to improve evidence in rape trials" [Times]
January 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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if you believe that it's not the US military's responsibility to disobey illegal orders then I'm not going to pretend to respect them and you shouldn't pretend it's bravery
January 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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ANNOUNCEMENT! I’m joining Glitch Productions as Global Brand Manager! 💜
January 5, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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I am altersex. And... it's more complicated than that.

This week on Stained Glass Woman, we talk about the Panel Lines I don't have, being born in the wrong century, and what it's like to live without the words to describe who you even are.

It's a lot.

stainedglasswoman.substack.com/p/panel-lines
Panel Lines
On being altersex, some assembly required
stainedglasswoman.substack.com
January 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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#TheCombatDollDiaries 3: "Among the Furries." On embodiment, dysphoria, the absence of community, and the quest for expedient means that help one altersex person-- a cyborg in an era before her ideal body can exist-- be seen. buff.ly/UaeHKTT
The Combat Doll Diaries #3: “Among the Furries”
One: Expedient Means I know in my bones the clanking rattle of an M48A5 Patton, the deep thrum of the rotors on a UH-1B, the sound an AK-74 makes when it’s racked, and how car bombs echo agai…
riverside-wings.com
January 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Feels thematically resonant that if you want to have the best EXP Gain Up chip in NieR:Automata, you must farm the peaceful Small Stubby clowns in Amusement Park

They respawn with every reload of the map, and there's no consequences for killing them, but I still feel like the game is judging me lol
January 5, 2026 at 5:39 PM
It's still true that if you're a Doctor Who fan who plays Commander in Magic and you want a Doctor Kindred deck, the best in class commander pair for said deck includes a trans woman. Suck it transphobic DW fans, go away and never return.
January 5, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Donna Noble forfuckingever.
December 1, 2023 at 2:39 AM
the more i see friends of mine guest on shuffle up & play the more i'm filled with a fiery vigor to keep submitting auditions whenever they do those for fans to guest on the show

i backed the last kickstarter, my audition ticket is secured, and i KNOW i'm great in front of a camera, lemme in coach
January 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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If one sin damns you just the same as a thousand, then why crawl in fear? Surrender to the ancient urges within you, unchain your wild heart, embrace the storm of your true nature that you were told to deny- feed the hunger of your soul and descend to hell a legend written in fire 🔥😈
January 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
So this is automatically the best SUP episode ever before I even watch it so jot that down
Today I am joined by @veradrew22.bsky.social, @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social, and our very own Jesse Robkin to determine who can be the biggest baddie of Commander?

It's probably Jesse, but....oh, god, Bugs brought infect? Well, let's watch and find out here: youtu.be/qZZgj9je0BA

#MagicTheGathering
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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:3
Today I am joined by @veradrew22.bsky.social, @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social, and our very own Jesse Robkin to determine who can be the biggest baddie of Commander?

It's probably Jesse, but....oh, god, Bugs brought infect? Well, let's watch and find out here: youtu.be/qZZgj9je0BA

#MagicTheGathering
January 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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Hey what the fuck I have really cool friends?
January 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
lmao who the fuck defends ads by saying they're art and what context does one need to include hazbin hotel in a list of art created by supporters of genocide

like I often assume takes like these are from teenagers but even if this is, I'm fucking worried for them, the kids aren't alright
Was already rolling my eyes halfway through this post and they nearly popped out of my skull when I got to the end.
January 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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When I was a kid, I PRIDED myself on being able to figure out how to transform a TRANSFORMER toy without the instructions... because that was POSSIBLE.

The modern figures require watching at least 2 YouTube videos, the instructions, a master's in Engineering, and access to the BORG collective.
January 5, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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Had to get my new XL Duster on the machine immediately...that knot is sooo good 🥺 @were.dog @fuckyeah.uk
January 4, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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magical
January 5, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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Until we learn why generations of women keep swapping between "I hate restrictive modesty, I wanna be a liberated slut!" and "I hate extreme sexualization, I wish my boundaries could be respected and modesty sounds neat", we will not escape feminist samsara.
January 5, 2026 at 8:46 AM
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also the movement is big enough to have people in it who don't like each other

at some level you gotta have a professional approach to organizing, for lack of a better word

"i don't like this person, i won't talk to them at a party but i'll take a rubber bullet for them on the ground" is healthy
January 5, 2026 at 8:13 AM
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being consistently most vitriolic loud angry person on social media is not a credit to your leftist credentials

it just makes people not want to organize with you

the most radical leftists i have the privilege to call comrades are some of the kindest people. knowing who to be angry at is important
January 5, 2026 at 7:57 AM
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I don’t like begging citing ill health (or at all) but I’m still recovering from the pneumonia and having trouble walking with my messed-up foot… if anyone can please spare a gift to help me keep a roof over my head, I could really use $95 for the 6th to the 8th to cover both room and deposit.
I have a room until the 2nd, trying to arrange another four nights after that (still the cheapest option), that’s about $200 I don’t have plus another $50 for deposit (I won’t get the previous back the same day).

I know everyone is poor but please can anyone help me? 💕💸💸💕 #transcrowdfund #mutualaid
Please can you help me stay sheltered and fed beyond the next couple nights as I recover from pneumonia
January 5, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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second degree murder, and specifically depraved heart murder, wherein the accused doesn't actively plan to kill a specific person or people but acts with callous disregard for human life - like firing a gun into a crowd or driving drunk - should apply to decisions made by CEOs and heads of industry
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
January 5, 2026 at 6:30 AM