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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜
@flailmorpho.bsky.social
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 13d
Hello darlings~

Ever wanna try out your dream body, or maybe experience an impossible kink of yours, or maybe you wanna be trained as a good little drone

Well, I provide hypnosis to help with just that~

Make sure to message me BEFORE paying me, so we can negotiate the session
~ALCA's Sinful Services~ Hypnosis - $24 for 1 hour -Happens over a discord call -Please have an idea of what you want to request -It's a voice call, in case you were worried about being on video Erotic Roleplay - $15/hr -Happens over any chat client I have -You can buy multiple hours Voice Recordings - 5¢/Word Business Hours: 9pm-12am PST Terms of Service: -No Scat, Pedo, or Zoo. -Do not leave any message in the payment (I use KoFi btw) -Remaining session time will be saved for up to a month -Sessions might be interrupted if my baby wakes up
flailmorpho.bsky.social
thank you shinigami eyes I'm glad the concept of katanas in fiction is friendly to trans women
December 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
flailmorpho.bsky.social
steam should really have mobile games
December 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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flailmorpho.bsky.social
quick think of how your fursona looks growing old
December 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
flailmorpho.bsky.social
check in on a friend who's doing fine and ask them if they wanna hang out, have something in mind you two could do, do it, don't let the only times they get attention be when they feel like shit
December 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
flailmorpho.bsky.social
don't blame me for your partner flirting with me, I'm not a real succubus, talk to your fucking partner about boundaries like a goddamn adult
December 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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kim-hu.com
really the only advice I can give both new and old users is don’t sub to blocklists, because people use them for revenge and trolling and you’ll end up blocking people you like 💀
kim-hu.com Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 8h
Why tf? Were you added to one of these revenge blocklists? I have a bunch of folks blocking me because of those. Alas :///
December 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
flailmorpho.bsky.social
democrat politicians claim they're the solution to republicans and then you vote for them and they enable republicans
December 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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faealicia.bsky.social
We made a tweet calling out self-proclaimed centrists like this guy nearly a decade ago. It's the most viral we ever got on Twitter.
Communists: "I believe workers should have control over their workplace" Nazis: "I believe straight, white cis capitalists are perfect & everyone else should be killed." This asshole: "Both of these are bad." The asshole in question: ""I'm literally a communist" should have exactly the same social stigma as "I'm literally a Nazi"."
December 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
flailmorpho.bsky.social
40k: creates a communist goblin who uses explosives to lead a labor revolution against their ork oppressors

40k: also makes him santa claus for some reason
sci fi goblin santa claus
December 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
flailmorpho.bsky.social
I pump her nickle til she bred
December 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
flailmorpho.bsky.social
what if I had balls bigger than your head would you kiss them in public without me even asking
December 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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flailmorpho.bsky.social
apparently SOME PEOPLE need to be warned that belly riding under a centaur all day can result in pregnancy
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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rectus.bsky.social
The same insults as in the quoted post, but overlaid onto monkey island insult swordfighting. Pirate: I was expecting a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed. Guybrush: your mom suck me good and hard thu me jorts Pirate: That's not fair, your're using the sword masters insults, I see.
December 26, 2025 at 9:37 AM
flailmorpho.bsky.social
underwear aka The Hog Shelter
December 26, 2025 at 9:20 AM
flailmorpho.bsky.social
vtm vampire pulls out a cigarette

flicks on their lighter

"AH FUCK"

they drop their lighter
December 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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chrisbuxey.bsky.social
‘Da Red Gobbo’s A-Bomb-Inable Snowman’ with added LED effects!
Painted December 2024.
⛄️🎅🏻🎄✨
#ThrowbackThursday
#WarhammerCommunity
#PaintingWarhammer
December 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
flailmorpho.bsky.social
apparently SOME PEOPLE need to be warned that belly riding under a centaur all day can result in pregnancy
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
flailmorpho.bsky.social
my fucking precious
thecallisandra.bsky.social Callisandra @thecallisandra.bsky.social · 21h
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?

"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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flailmorpho.bsky.social
if she's YOUR girlfriend why is she in MY stomach?
December 26, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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puppygirls.online
You should COCKer my SPANiel
December 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM
flailmorpho.bsky.social
if she's YOUR girlfriend why is she in MY stomach?
December 26, 2025 at 7:40 AM
flailmorpho.bsky.social
cumming back and forth into each other's cocks for a few hours
December 26, 2025 at 7:34 AM
flailmorpho.bsky.social
I have been having a lot of posts get over 100 reposts lately... huh
December 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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teaandcharcoal.bsky.social
Love it when my kitty softly snores
December 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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tansy.bsky.social
*hands u this*
A chibi version of my red haired dog fursona holding out a Hitachi that is vibrating. He is smiling and giving the viewer an encouraging thumbs up!
December 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM