ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜
@flailmorpho.bsky.social
She/It, Hypnodomme, Writer, Plural, Ancom 🔞 29
DMs open!
PFP by @WitchcraftDeer.bsky.social
Header by @Skutchdraws.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/goddessalca
DMs open!
PFP by @WitchcraftDeer.bsky.social
Header by @Skutchdraws.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/goddessalca
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Not gonna be working for a while, because I'm on Maternity Leave!
autism
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
autism
I need more of this
youtu.be/DmcXvG9k1iI?...
youtu.be/DmcXvG9k1iI?...
40k Tribute Clone Wars style
YouTube video by Ulframe
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I need more of this
youtu.be/DmcXvG9k1iI?...
youtu.be/DmcXvG9k1iI?...
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Subtitles that read [Speaking french] or [Speaking foreign language] are less helpful than if you had no subtitles
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Subtitles that read [Speaking french] or [Speaking foreign language] are less helpful than if you had no subtitles
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Oops! One apple too many. How's a girl supposed to get some lunch? Anyways, while you're here-
As always, polls, full resolution images,early content, and more available at patreon.com/nsfwolt
As always, polls, full resolution images,early content, and more available at patreon.com/nsfwolt
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Oops! One apple too many. How's a girl supposed to get some lunch? Anyways, while you're here-
As always, polls, full resolution images,early content, and more available at patreon.com/nsfwolt
As always, polls, full resolution images,early content, and more available at patreon.com/nsfwolt
Sure let's do this~ (I'll occasionally reskeet this and try to fill it out in like 2 days)
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Sure let's do this~ (I'll occasionally reskeet this and try to fill it out in like 2 days)
necrons when a human wanders into their tomb
a picture of a beetle on a pink rug with the words whatever go my scarab
ALT: a picture of a beetle on a pink rug with the words whatever go my scarab
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 AM
necrons when a human wanders into their tomb
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so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
mechanicus 2
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
mechanicus 2
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It's 1348 and you're getting rat faces in your notifications. Chat is this good
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It's 1348 and you're getting rat faces in your notifications. Chat is this good
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Woman with a dick so small you can completely coat it in lipstick marks~
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Woman with a dick so small you can completely coat it in lipstick marks~
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I'm happy to accept lewd art of my bun, and I'll share it around everywhere I can!
♥️♠️♦️♣️🐇
Here's a few guidelines for what I'm comfortable with in nsfw fanart:
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Here's a few guidelines for what I'm comfortable with in nsfw fanart:
August 4, 2023 at 4:15 AM
I'm happy to accept lewd art of my bun, and I'll share it around everywhere I can!
♥️♠️♦️♣️🐇
Here's a few guidelines for what I'm comfortable with in nsfw fanart:
♥️♠️♦️♣️🐇
Here's a few guidelines for what I'm comfortable with in nsfw fanart:
okay, question, has anyone else here heard of cutting a sandwich diagonally as "Fisherman" because I grew up with it being called that in my family
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
okay, question, has anyone else here heard of cutting a sandwich diagonally as "Fisherman" because I grew up with it being called that in my family
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whoever decided chuffed should both mean happy and irritated was an asshole
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
whoever decided chuffed should both mean happy and irritated was an asshole
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Dark ageplay
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Dark ageplay
people who hate root beer are so funny to me
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
people who hate root beer are so funny to me
ben and jerry's ad that is straight up a call for action to protect trans rights??
I am actually impressed it's not even pride month
I am actually impressed it's not even pride month
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
ben and jerry's ad that is straight up a call for action to protect trans rights??
I am actually impressed it's not even pride month
I am actually impressed it's not even pride month
after playing The Rocky Road To Dublin for my son a few dozen times because he likes it and also I like it youtube has decided I need to watch a ton of irish youtube which I would be annoyed at except irish people are fucking great and have amazing jokes
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
after playing The Rocky Road To Dublin for my son a few dozen times because he likes it and also I like it youtube has decided I need to watch a ton of irish youtube which I would be annoyed at except irish people are fucking great and have amazing jokes
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I've been re-reading homestuck and occasionally a joke I forgot takes me offguard and makes my laugh my ass off
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I've been re-reading homestuck and occasionally a joke I forgot takes me offguard and makes my laugh my ass off