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rewhan.bsky.social
Relevant Ferret If Known
@rewhan.bsky.social
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They/Them Demisexual | Pretend Ferret | Alleged Writer | Democratic Distributist

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Relevant Ferret If Known @rewhan.bsky.social · Oct 7
It's not a right if you have to earn it.
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jaidamack.bsky.social
"i just love FOOOXEEESSS!!!"
"yeah mack, i don't think anybody was wondering, you're always pretty up front about it."
"oh. oh, is it obnoxious?"
"no no, like. no. it's uh, no, it's like... it's just obvious, that's all i'm saying."
January 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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spottedmenace.bsky.social
Ey.

Ey.

Ey.

Get you a library card.

As the prophet Arthur Read said:

Having fun isn't hard
When you've got a library card
February 10, 2026 at 6:14 AM
rewhan.bsky.social
Oh God poor Peaches is so scared you guys they're just a little guy a literal possum they don't know how they got here but they've got this handy knack for finding whatever they need in the nearest trash-can so they've got that going for them at least which is pretty sweet when you think about it.
rewhan.bsky.social Relevant Ferret If Known @rewhan.bsky.social · 1h
I may not be an artist, but I'd argue I'm at least a passable Graphic Designer:
Overlay bar for a possible livestream of The Triangle Agency featuring interlocking triangles with a 1970's colour palette, with square spaces reserved for player information, describing four characters named Glen, Barb, Peaches, and Cassius, respectively. Each player has a display naming their respective Anomalies, Realities, and Competencies, along with any Commendations or Demerits they've earned. A spiral marking and a head in profile, each with matching numbers, describe the amount of Chaos active in the game, and the number of Loose Ends left by the players.
February 10, 2026 at 6:09 AM
rewhan.bsky.social
I may not be an artist, but I'd argue I'm at least a passable Graphic Designer:
Overlay bar for a possible livestream of The Triangle Agency featuring interlocking triangles with a 1970's colour palette, with square spaces reserved for player information, describing four characters named Glen, Barb, Peaches, and Cassius, respectively. Each player has a display naming their respective Anomalies, Realities, and Competencies, along with any Commendations or Demerits they've earned. A spiral marking and a head in profile, each with matching numbers, describe the amount of Chaos active in the game, and the number of Loose Ends left by the players.
February 10, 2026 at 5:59 AM
rewhan.bsky.social
"Kids can't coal-mine? Since when?!" #frostpunk2 #nocontext
February 10, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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devilreyrey.bsky.social
"Don't worry about the Discord thing, it's only NSFW servers and channels that will require age verification! :)"

I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer.

It's not actually about the kids.
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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isaacrowlett.bsky.social
FIRST THEY CAME FOR MY NEIGHBOUR AND I WASLIKE FUCK YOU LEAVE MY NEIGHBOUR ALONE
February 6, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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coelasquid.bsky.social
Hello all, my big fat stupid motorcycle that I love has racked up a $2000 vet bill, but since FanFest season is rapidly approaching I figure I can cushion a bit of the blow by perhaps doing art for folks looking to get stickers & stuff made, I set up a commissions page over at ko-fi.com/coelasquid
“Did you know that the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV has a free trial, and includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn AND the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 with no restrictions on playtime?” Copypasta with a little Avatar of me pointing to it and saying “I will draw your characters from it!” With examples of @DIYFerret’s bunny boy Athven for Headshots, Busts, and Full Bodies priced at $30, $75, and $100
February 10, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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beeftime.itch.io
please bro just one more center right astroturf org I promise everyone will love it please republican lite will work this time bro I swear to god bro roosevelt numbers the voters will fall in line just one more bro please after this I'm good I swear just one more and we'll hold the presidency fore
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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freyjavalentine.bsky.social
Most people today are extremely unaware of the sheer amount of freedoms the last 80 years have taken from us. We live in the most restrictive age in human history by a significant margin
skullamity.bsky.social August Brown 🏳️‍⚧️ @skullamity.bsky.social · 16h
Baffled by transphobes insisting that the name on your birth certificate is Your True Name Forever when it was common in my grandparents' generation to just...pick a name you like and use that, nbd. I literally found out both of my grandma's birth certificate first names FROM THEIR OBITUARIES.
February 9, 2026 at 3:58 PM
rewhan.bsky.social
Oh so THAT'S why they call it the Superbowl...
February 10, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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redicnomad.bsky.social
Back in my day you were taught that if anyone online even knows your hair colour, you're fucking DEAD
allisteranim.bsky.social Allister Jones 🐦 アリスタ @allisteranim.bsky.social · 13h
Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".
February 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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alexsteacy.bsky.social
Zoe is the overworked, underpaid site supervisor for a "trashteroid" that has become a dumpsite for problem synthetics.
Iret was an actuary with a boilerplate maintenance policy. But after gaining a taste for destructive play, its no limitation clause made her a terrible liability.
#SpaceShipping
Zoe is putting her finger in the financial dike There goes the neighborhood
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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lukeplunkett.com
one of my biggest visual issues with cyberpunk 2077 is that a lot of the branding looked a bit bland, real basic font and design work, it just didnt feel cyberpunk enough

but i guess they knew exactly what they were doing
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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babadooknukem.bsky.social
"one of things" is funny but I really like how he said "travel to Moon" the way a normal person says "travel to Boise"
paleofuture.bsky.social Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 10h
This is one of things. Bigtime.
Elon Musk: Life cannot just be about one sad thing after another. There must also be things that make us super excited and inspired about the future. This is one of things. Bigtime. Elon Musk • @elonmusk. 26m SpaceX will build a system that allows anyone to travel to Moon. This will so insanely cool 12:59 PM • 2/9/26 • 543K Views
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
as noted: private ownership of antique planes will still be legal, to protect our greatest national resource: insane celebrities crashing old planes into golf courses
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
rewhan.bsky.social
"Hey you read the terms and conditions when you bought the ticket, you understood there's a risk Today's Lucky Winner would want to punch You, Specifically in the dick, now stop causing a fuss-"
iwriteok.bsky.social Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 4h
we need to make private jet ownership illegal. but as a compromise, I think we can mandate that on every commercial flight one random passenger is picked out of a hat, and the airline and plane crew have to be extra nice and accommodating to them while treating the rest of the passengers even worse.
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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teratobite.bsky.social
i am not immune to this little creature

✦「 #art #fanart #deadlock #rem 」✦
sketchy drawings of a small creature that looks like a mix between a raven and a cat, but stands on its hind feet. It is dressed in purple and teal pajamas, and carries a purple pillow
February 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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riolu.gay
hi gamers c1 shopping raised my referral bonus to $80 so i am tragically going to spam my referral link just this once, please forgive me
capitaloneshopping.com/r/a3bf62f5-8...

to get good cashback offers - add stuff to your cart, leave, wait for an email, repeat until it stops going up
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February 10, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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discoelysiumbot.bsky.social
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
February 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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radiodeadair.com
It's time for Radio Dead Air, promising you absolutely no Kid Rock in the rotation.

We're not monsters, people.

live.radiodeadair.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 AM
rewhan.bsky.social
If you cannot locate your own pigeon familiar, store-bought from The Pigeon Dimension is fine too.
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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ronhogan.bsky.social
Instead of declaring that everything that isn’t directly related to your greatest fear for the future is a “distraction,” why not recognize that we’re running headlong into a polycrisis?

@brynntannehill.bsky.social brings the 50,000-foot view into focus for @damemagazine.bsky.social.
America’s Polycrisis Has Arrived - Dame Magazine
Whenever the daily outrage, crisis, or violation of basic norms emerges from the Trump administration, senior Democrats like Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and House Minority Leader Hakee...
www.damemagazine.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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wkdart.bsky.social
that nigga punched him upside the head so hard his racism became an alter
junlper.beer onion person @junlper.beer · 12h
didn’t realize woke 2 is here until it was too late
February 9, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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stephaniecarvin.bsky.social
1. Canada mostly paid for the bridge. There was an American side with American workers who built their half (and built it faster than the Canadians.)

2. I want a season of Heated Rivalry where Shane and a newly Canadianized Illya have to beat the Chinese hockey team to save the Stanley Cup. 🇨🇦
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
As everyone knows, the Country of Canada has treated the United States very unfairly for decades. Now, things are turning around for the U.S.A., and FAST! But imagine, Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and Michigan. They own both the Canada and the United States side and, of course, built it with virtually no U.S. content. President Barack Hussein Obama stupidly gave them a waiver so they could get around the BUY AMERICAN Act, and not use any American products, including our Steel. Now, the Canadian Government expects me, as President of the United States, to PERMIT them to just “take advantage of America!” What does the United States of America get — Absolutely NOTHING! Ontario won't even put U.S. spirits, beverages, and other alcoholic products, on their shelves, they are absolutely prohibited from doing so and now, on top of everything else, Prime Minister Carney wants to make a deal with China — which will eat Canada alive. We’ll just get the leftovers! I don't think so. The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup. The Tariffs Canada charges us for our Dairy products have, for many years, been unacceptable, putting our Farmers at great financial risk. I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we have given them, and also, importantly, Canada treats the United States with the Fairness and Respect that we deserve. We will start negotiations, IMMEDIATELY. With all that we have given them, we should own, perhaps, at least one half of this asset. The revenues generated because of the U.S. Market will be astronomical. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM