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Relevant Ferret If Known
@rewhan.bsky.social
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They/Them Demisexual | Pretend Ferret | Alleged Writer | Democratic Distributist

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Relevant Ferret If Known @rewhan.bsky.social · Oct 7
It's not a right if you have to earn it.
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alexsteacy.bsky.social
Zoe is the overworked, underpaid site supervisor for a "trashteroid" that has become a dumpsite for problem synthetics.
Iret was an actuary with a boilerplate maintenance policy. But after gaining a taste for destructive play, its no limitation clause made her a terrible liability.
#SpaceShipping
Zoe is putting her finger in the financial dike There goes the neighborhood
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
rewhan.bsky.social
"Get thee behind me hence, dark impulse"
February 10, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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lukeplunkett.com
one of my biggest visual issues with cyberpunk 2077 is that a lot of the branding looked a bit bland, real basic font and design work, it just didnt feel cyberpunk enough

but i guess they knew exactly what they were doing
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 AM
rewhan.bsky.social
"Cargo Space? No car go road. Rocket go space :)"
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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babadooknukem.bsky.social
"one of things" is funny but I really like how he said "travel to Moon" the way a normal person says "travel to Boise"
paleofuture.bsky.social Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 7h
This is one of things. Bigtime.
Elon Musk: Life cannot just be about one sad thing after another. There must also be things that make us super excited and inspired about the future. This is one of things. Bigtime. Elon Musk • @elonmusk. 26m SpaceX will build a system that allows anyone to travel to Moon. This will so insanely cool 12:59 PM • 2/9/26 • 543K Views
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
as noted: private ownership of antique planes will still be legal, to protect our greatest national resource: insane celebrities crashing old planes into golf courses
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
rewhan.bsky.social
"Hey you read the terms and conditions when you bought the ticket, you understood there's a risk Today's Lucky Winner would want to punch You, Specifically in the dick, now stop causing a fuss-"
iwriteok.bsky.social Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 1h
we need to make private jet ownership illegal. but as a compromise, I think we can mandate that on every commercial flight one random passenger is picked out of a hat, and the airline and plane crew have to be extra nice and accommodating to them while treating the rest of the passengers even worse.
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
rewhan.bsky.social
What a terrible day to be literate.
February 10, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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teratobite.bsky.social
i am not immune to this little creature

✦「 #art #fanart #deadlock #rem 」✦
sketchy drawings of a small creature that looks like a mix between a raven and a cat, but stands on its hind feet. It is dressed in purple and teal pajamas, and carries a purple pillow
February 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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riolu.gay
hi gamers c1 shopping raised my referral bonus to $80 so i am tragically going to spam my referral link just this once, please forgive me
capitaloneshopping.com/r/a3bf62f5-8...

to get good cashback offers - add stuff to your cart, leave, wait for an email, repeat until it stops going up
Capital One Shopping
capitaloneshopping.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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discoelysiumbot.bsky.social
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
February 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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radiodeadair.com
It's time for Radio Dead Air, promising you absolutely no Kid Rock in the rotation.

We're not monsters, people.

live.radiodeadair.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 AM
rewhan.bsky.social
If you cannot locate your own pigeon familiar, store-bought from The Pigeon Dimension is fine too.
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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ronhogan.bsky.social
Instead of declaring that everything that isn’t directly related to your greatest fear for the future is a “distraction,” why not recognize that we’re running headlong into a polycrisis?

@brynntannehill.bsky.social brings the 50,000-foot view into focus for @damemagazine.bsky.social.
America’s Polycrisis Has Arrived - Dame Magazine
Whenever the daily outrage, crisis, or violation of basic norms emerges from the Trump administration, senior Democrats like Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and House Minority Leader Hakee...
www.damemagazine.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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wkdart.bsky.social
that nigga punched him upside the head so hard his racism became an alter
junlper.beer onion person @junlper.beer · 9h
didn’t realize woke 2 is here until it was too late
February 9, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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stephaniecarvin.bsky.social
1. Canada mostly paid for the bridge. There was an American side with American workers who built their half (and built it faster than the Canadians.)

2. I want a season of Heated Rivalry where Shane and a newly Canadianized Illya have to beat the Chinese hockey team to save the Stanley Cup. 🇨🇦
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
As everyone knows, the Country of Canada has treated the United States very unfairly for decades. Now, things are turning around for the U.S.A., and FAST! But imagine, Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and Michigan. They own both the Canada and the United States side and, of course, built it with virtually no U.S. content. President Barack Hussein Obama stupidly gave them a waiver so they could get around the BUY AMERICAN Act, and not use any American products, including our Steel. Now, the Canadian Government expects me, as President of the United States, to PERMIT them to just “take advantage of America!” What does the United States of America get — Absolutely NOTHING! Ontario won't even put U.S. spirits, beverages, and other alcoholic products, on their shelves, they are absolutely prohibited from doing so and now, on top of everything else, Prime Minister Carney wants to make a deal with China — which will eat Canada alive. We’ll just get the leftovers! I don't think so. The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup. The Tariffs Canada charges us for our Dairy products have, for many years, been unacceptable, putting our Farmers at great financial risk. I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we have given them, and also, importantly, Canada treats the United States with the Fairness and Respect that we deserve. We will start negotiations, IMMEDIATELY. With all that we have given them, we should own, perhaps, at least one half of this asset. The revenues generated because of the U.S. Market will be astronomical. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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chrisgeidner.bsky.social
BREAKING: On February 2, Sec. Noem issued a memo asserting the lapse in appropriations for DHS meant there is no Sec. 527 — the provision protecting congressional oversight visits to immigration detention facilities — and she was issuing a new (third) policy requiring seven-day notice for visits.
Case 1:25-cv-02463-JMC Document 55-1 Filed 02/09/26 Page 2 of 2 Secretary U.S. Department of Homeland Security Washington, DC 20528 DEPARTMEN Homeland Security MEMORANDUM FOR: FROM: SUBJECT: February 2, 2026 Todd. M. Lyons Acting Director for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Rodney Scott Commissioner, U.S. Customs and Border Protection James H. Percival Il General Counsel Holly C. Mehringer Senior Official Performing the Duties of the Chief Financial Officer Kristi Noon at ar Secretary of Homelet Security Congressional Access to Alien Detention Facilities - Ratification of Access Policy and Use of Appropriations for Enforcement On January 8, 2026, I issued a new policy directing that requests by Members of Congress to visit an ICE facility be submitted at least seven days in advance of the visit.' On February 2, 2026, in Neguse v. ICE, a judge in the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia temporarily enjoined DHS from enforcing that policy or otherwise requiring any plaintiff to provide advance notice before conducting oversight visits for a period of 14 days.? The court concluded that DHS's policy remains inconsistent with Section 527(b) of the Department's appropriation. It is odd that the court issued this decision given the appropriation containing Section 527(b) lapsed on January 31, 2026. As a result of the lapse, Section 527 is not currently in effect. Therefore, as of this date, I am issuing this new policy that is identical in substance to the January 8 access policy. The General Counsel will provide further guidance regarding the effective date of this policy in light of the court's order. ' This updated policy-issued as a result of the case against ICE-was directed to ICE. Neither CBP nor its policy has been involved in the case to date. In light of today's decision, however, I am also issuing that policy as to CBP. 2 Neguse v. ICE, No. 25-2463, Memorandum Op. at 9 (D.D.C. Feb. 2, 2026).
February 9, 2026 at 11:33 PM
rewhan.bsky.social
Oh you don' wanna do dat dere bud or you're fer-shure fixin' t'learn the difference between 'nice' and 'polite'..."
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
As everyone knows, the Country of Canada has treated the United States very unfairly for decades. Now, things are turning around for the U.S.A., and FAST! But imagine, Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and Michigan. They own both the Canada and the United States side and, of course, built it with virtually no U.S. content. President Barack Hussein Obama stupidly gave them a waiver so they could get around the BUY AMERICAN Act, and not use any American products, including our Steel. Now, the Canadian Government expects me, as President of the United States, to PERMIT them to just “take advantage of America!” What does the United States of America get — Absolutely NOTHING! Ontario won't even put U.S. spirits, beverages, and other alcoholic products, on their shelves, they are absolutely prohibited from doing so and now, on top of everything else, Prime Minister Carney wants to make a deal with China — which will eat Canada alive. We’ll just get the leftovers! I don't think so. The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup. The Tariffs Canada charges us for our Dairy products have, for many years, been unacceptable, putting our Farmers at great financial risk. I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we have given them, and also, importantly, Canada treats the United States with the Fairness and Respect that we deserve. We will start negotiations, IMMEDIATELY. With all that we have given them, we should own, perhaps, at least one half of this asset. The revenues generated because of the U.S. Market will be astronomical. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
February 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
rewhan.bsky.social
Squeak your truth queen
February 9, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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axellycan.bsky.social
"Hey you know that survival instinct rats have when a ship is sinking? Suppress it. Pay no attention to any cold feeling in your chest that radiates outward through your cardiovascular system, that's just gas."
drewharwell.com Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 7h
The White House just sent a "Don't Panic" email. That'll do it
Don’t Be a Panican. We’re Winning — and We’re Not Slowing Down. Under President Donald J. Trump’s leadership, this Administration is smashing through the chaos and destruction left by Democrats and unleashing the most aggressive pursuit of the America First agenda in history. While the Fake News and Radical Left collude to distract, depress, and divide, they’re simply lying to mask the undeniable truth: America is safer, stronger, richer, and more secure than at any point in decades. Don’t take the bait. New victories pour in daily as President Trump delivers on his promises and rebuilds the foundation for long-term success in the greatest nation on Earth. Here are a few things to celebrate from just the past few days:
February 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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ribbon.dog
say what you will about mr beast, he sure loves teens
dexerto.bsky.social Dexerto @dexerto.bsky.social · 10h
MrBeast has acquired Step, a teen-focused financial app valued at $900 million, in a deal reportedly worth over $1 billion
February 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
rewhan.bsky.social
How normal.
February 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
rewhan.bsky.social
Sure, Jan:

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rewhan.bsky.social Relevant Ferret If Known @rewhan.bsky.social · 6h
Playing to an audience of twelves
bageltiger.bsky.social bͭaͥᵍeͤlͬ Joy @bageltiger.bsky.social · 7h
Idiocracy continues to be a prophecy.
February 9, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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helldude.bsky.social
austerity chic
February 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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paleofuture.bsky.social
"As of Monday, Kordia has been detained for more than 325 days."
thebarbedwire.com The Barbed Wire @thebarbedwire.com · 9h
When Texas lawmakers tried to visit 33-year-old “political prisoner” Leqaa Kordia at an ICE facility, she’d already lost 50 pounds and was running a high fever.

By Friday, she was hospitalized. But her family still has not been able to locate her.
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/09/l...
‘Political Prisoner’ Leqaa Kordia Has Been Hospitalized, DHS Says. After Calling 16 Hospitals, Her Lawyers Say They Can't Find Her.
The Columbia University protester had a fever when lawmakers tried to visit her last month — and her health is declining fast.
thebarbedwire.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:42 PM