Relevant Ferret If Known
@rewhan.bsky.social
They/Them Demisexual | Pretend Ferret | Alleged Writer | I post about Columbo and Skyrim
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#KorpsPosting - For the Visors & Vigilantes crowd
#InnerWorkings - High Fantasy Fiction
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#KorpsPosting - For the Visors & Vigilantes crowd
#InnerWorkings - High Fantasy Fiction
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It's not a right if you have to earn it.
Father I beseech thee bestow upon me plenary indulgence for party rocking.
December 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Father I beseech thee bestow upon me plenary indulgence for party rocking.
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If you had a nice christmas and kissed a loved one and had a nice meal and felt some warmth deep in your chest for a minute you're doing better than people who make 100,000 times the money you do
It doesn’t fix things, but it really does bring me comfort to know how miserable some of the worst people are. Donald Trump tweeting over 200 times on Christmas. Billionaires fighting with strangers online during the holidays. Everything about Elon Musk
December 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
If you had a nice christmas and kissed a loved one and had a nice meal and felt some warmth deep in your chest for a minute you're doing better than people who make 100,000 times the money you do
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As Newton once said, "an object in a data center exists in two states of matter: Good & Evil." www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnlg...
AI Deregulation & Corruption: Companies Now Have Too Many GPUs
YouTube video by GNCA - GamersNexus Consumer Advocacy
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December 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
As Newton once said, "an object in a data center exists in two states of matter: Good & Evil." www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnlg...
Embracing more of my deerness. Yes I am ethereal and majestic, but also don't make any sudden moves or I'll do a funny lil spasm and disappear for six to eighteen months.
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Embracing more of my deerness. Yes I am ethereal and majestic, but also don't make any sudden moves or I'll do a funny lil spasm and disappear for six to eighteen months.
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Joyce Carol Oates on Elon
December 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Joyce Carol Oates on Elon
Honestly? Hard as fuck line, even without the profanity.
I threw down my enemy, and cast his ruin upon the fucking mountainside.
December 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Honestly? Hard as fuck line, even without the profanity.
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BILBO: It's a dangerous business, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where the fuck you might be swept off to
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
BILBO: It's a dangerous business, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where the fuck you might be swept off to
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For any people coming over from the bad place: greetings from the gender evil goober
Yes I’ve been a cosplayer and vtuber this whole time.
all nonbinary people are obligated to follow me so I can build an army of ambiguously gendered individuals
Yes I’ve been a cosplayer and vtuber this whole time.
all nonbinary people are obligated to follow me so I can build an army of ambiguously gendered individuals
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
For any people coming over from the bad place: greetings from the gender evil goober
Yes I’ve been a cosplayer and vtuber this whole time.
all nonbinary people are obligated to follow me so I can build an army of ambiguously gendered individuals
Yes I’ve been a cosplayer and vtuber this whole time.
all nonbinary people are obligated to follow me so I can build an army of ambiguously gendered individuals
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Time to repost some cute Sailor Moon comics that haven't been posted to Bluesky yet ✨️
#sailormoon #comics #yuri #lgbt
#sailormoon #comics #yuri #lgbt
January 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Time to repost some cute Sailor Moon comics that haven't been posted to Bluesky yet ✨️
#sailormoon #comics #yuri #lgbt
#sailormoon #comics #yuri #lgbt
"He looks like he borrowed his body for the weekend and hasn't figured out how it works yet" - Kevin Kline; 'Fierce Creatures'
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
"He looks like he borrowed his body for the weekend and hasn't figured out how it works yet" - Kevin Kline; 'Fierce Creatures'
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I saw an old man say “you big fucking goose” to a fat pink frat boy with such disgust that everyone around kinda stepped back, doesn’t work in text but it was hard as fuck. Outside of some bars in Atlanta.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I saw an old man say “you big fucking goose” to a fat pink frat boy with such disgust that everyone around kinda stepped back, doesn’t work in text but it was hard as fuck. Outside of some bars in Atlanta.
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...I gotta admire the hustle, if nothing else. Dude's clearly committed to The Bit... whatever The Bit /is/, exactly.
WELL WELL WELL
It's a Christmas Miracle, everybody! E-mail Weirdo is finally on Bluesky! I haven't heard from him in months!
And if you're unfamiliar with this dude, enjoy this Google Doc!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
It's a Christmas Miracle, everybody! E-mail Weirdo is finally on Bluesky! I haven't heard from him in months!
And if you're unfamiliar with this dude, enjoy this Google Doc!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
...I gotta admire the hustle, if nothing else. Dude's clearly committed to The Bit... whatever The Bit /is/, exactly.
"Can I get back to work now?"
look at this Fucking photo of a rescued baby beaver I'm sobbing
December 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
"Can I get back to work now?"
Fucks Intensely
Hi there, and welcome to #FridayFucksorSucks, a Christmas game with merry rules.
This Yule: the Hatsan Piledriver. The ultimate Red Ryder, the Piledriver is a single shot bullpup PCP air rifle that shoots .456, .50, or .62 metal slugs at 1100 feet per second.
It will definitely shoot your eye out.
This Yule: the Hatsan Piledriver. The ultimate Red Ryder, the Piledriver is a single shot bullpup PCP air rifle that shoots .456, .50, or .62 metal slugs at 1100 feet per second.
It will definitely shoot your eye out.
December 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Fucks Intensely
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have the christians banned the folgers incest commercial or do we still have free speech
December 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
have the christians banned the folgers incest commercial or do we still have free speech
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love whenever somebody brings up "actually they never stopped calling republicans weird, you'd know that if you went to the rallies". cuz it's like. okay. what was the message the campaign was dropping on every media appearance they had outside of rallies, then? cuz it wasn't 'republicans are weird'
December 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
love whenever somebody brings up "actually they never stopped calling republicans weird, you'd know that if you went to the rallies". cuz it's like. okay. what was the message the campaign was dropping on every media appearance they had outside of rallies, then? cuz it wasn't 'republicans are weird'
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Happy Holidays!
December 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Happy Holidays!
While My Kitty Gently Snores (Harrison; c. 1968)
Love it when my kitty softly snores
December 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
While My Kitty Gently Snores (Harrison; c. 1968)
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everyone gangsta til the autism speaks blickie gets pulled
December 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
everyone gangsta til the autism speaks blickie gets pulled
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still one of the funniest redactions I’ve ever seen in the Titan investigation interviews
MYSTERIOUS SUBMERSIBLE EXPERT: “well I’m sure you’re familiar with my film Titanic”
MYSTERIOUS SUBMERSIBLE EXPERT: “well I’m sure you’re familiar with my film Titanic”
He’s seen the forbidden things at the bottom of the sea. Things that no man was meant to see
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
still one of the funniest redactions I’ve ever seen in the Titan investigation interviews
MYSTERIOUS SUBMERSIBLE EXPERT: “well I’m sure you’re familiar with my film Titanic”
MYSTERIOUS SUBMERSIBLE EXPERT: “well I’m sure you’re familiar with my film Titanic”
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"Zatanna forcibly transitioned someone and cracked her egg" is my new favorite Zatanna lore
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
"Zatanna forcibly transitioned someone and cracked her egg" is my new favorite Zatanna lore
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This quote is from a piece that’s 8 years old now.
Thinking about that time I got quoted in the National Review about Bari Weiss
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This quote is from a piece that’s 8 years old now.
The Hatsune Miku thing is whatever to me, but I dig a media player with big chunky cassette-player buttons.
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December 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The Hatsune Miku thing is whatever to me, but I dig a media player with big chunky cassette-player buttons.
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