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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜
@flailmorpho.bsky.social
She/It, Hypnodomme, Writer, Plural, Ancom 🔞 29

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Hello darlings~

Ever wanna try out your dream body, or maybe experience an impossible kink of yours, or maybe you wanna be trained as a good little drone

Well, I provide hypnosis to help with just that~

Make sure to message me BEFORE paying me, so we can negotiate the session
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
okay if you stretch the definition I can kinda see dwarf fortress being lumped in with city builder despite it being a colony sim

but two point hospital is a hospital management puzzle game
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
hello there
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I like this stupid conspiracy theory this guy is spouting because imagine faking your death and people only give a shit for like a week and your wife cucks you before the body even goes cold
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
SMT Imagine has the best mount in any MMO

Cu Chulainn bridal carrying the player
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
RIP brennan lee mulligan, you will be missed
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Sure let's do this~ (I'll occasionally reskeet this and try to fill it out in like 2 days)
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
mechanicus 2
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
okay, question, has anyone else here heard of cutting a sandwich diagonally as "Fisherman" because I grew up with it being called that in my family
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
ben and jerry's ad that is straight up a call for action to protect trans rights??

I am actually impressed it's not even pride month
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
bred
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
makin bred again
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I've been re-reading homestuck and occasionally a joke I forgot takes me offguard and makes my laugh my ass off
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
arc 3 shall have WELCOME TO FUCKING PURGATORY
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 AM
"yeah I'm red pilled"
*transgender TFs into a doll girl dullahan*
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Kingdom Hearts 2's response to hurricane katrina was pathetic
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
you know I wonder why Dagda was chosen to be the "I wanna kill every god and demon (and a ton of humans)" guy in SMT4A

either way I very much enjoy Edgelord Irish Dad
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
wanna see the most precious thing ever?
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
yeag
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
hunter the parenting having mirrors to warhammer 40k sorta inherently adds some intrigue that you can't really get with other fiction

Like, a massive chunk of "is marckus a mage" comes from the fact he is fucking Magnus The Red

also we know that Ross is one of Big D's sons... because Leman Russ
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 AM
listen I wanna fuck this lady vvv, you don't need to convince me with a sexy horror-goth
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
contrast him with Matilda who is just fucking here to do a job and only attacks people when her cover is blown (outside of mulching fatigue because fatigue is a werewolf expert)
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
lol, lmao even
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I need to remind/inform you all that league of legends has a guy named Ball Cucks
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM