Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
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Being popular on social media is like being the most conveniently located bathroom in an airport
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
Explaining to the new mom that her baby is probably crying because it needs more Red Bull
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Explaining to the new mom that her baby is probably crying because it needs more Red Bull
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It is EXTREMELY way past time for people to stop saying "the economy" when they mean "the stock market."
The stock market is fully divorced from reality. It does not represent anything meaningful about the actual standards of living.
It is EXTREMELY way past time for people to stop saying "the economy" when they mean "the stock market."
The stock market is fully divorced from reality. It does not represent anything meaningful about the actual standards of living.
one factor in the Harris loss was the Democratic party bragging about the great economy when it was actually complete garbage outside the artificially juiced stock market, and I don't expect that tactic to work any better for Trump esp with a much worse economy
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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It is EXTREMELY way past time for people to stop saying "the economy" when they mean "the stock market."
The stock market is fully divorced from reality. It does not represent anything meaningful about the actual standards of living.
It is EXTREMELY way past time for people to stop saying "the economy" when they mean "the stock market."
The stock market is fully divorced from reality. It does not represent anything meaningful about the actual standards of living.
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This den of fornication and harlotry has me hovering on the brink of virtue.
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This den of fornication and harlotry has me hovering on the brink of virtue.
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After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
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i love my best friend kelly so much bc she’ll randomly say things like “die hard is just steel magnolias with renal failure”
November 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i love my best friend kelly so much bc she’ll randomly say things like “die hard is just steel magnolias with renal failure”
Starting an Adults Only Alt where I talk about mature themes such as: debt management, the joys of a well ironed shirt collar, and how to choose socks. I'll also read aloud from the works of Robert Frost and Emily Dickinson. DM for link
November 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Starting an Adults Only Alt where I talk about mature themes such as: debt management, the joys of a well ironed shirt collar, and how to choose socks. I'll also read aloud from the works of Robert Frost and Emily Dickinson. DM for link
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this timeline is past it's expiry date I demand a refund
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
this timeline is past it's expiry date I demand a refund
One of the best* parts about being burned out as a Neurodivergent person is the imposter syndrome telling you that you're only burnt out because you're not actually capable
*= Extremely derogatory
*= Extremely derogatory
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
One of the best* parts about being burned out as a Neurodivergent person is the imposter syndrome telling you that you're only burnt out because you're not actually capable
*= Extremely derogatory
*= Extremely derogatory
when you're on foot in a world designed for cars, everything is a shortcut and nothing is
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
when you're on foot in a world designed for cars, everything is a shortcut and nothing is
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ok, i’m back, i think bluesky learned its lesson
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
ok, i’m back, i think bluesky learned its lesson
As an older white man I frequently shut the fuck up, just to shake things up a little
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
As an older white man I frequently shut the fuck up, just to shake things up a little
Gameifying the Roberts Court by studying health conditions with a 66% mortality rate
November 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Gameifying the Roberts Court by studying health conditions with a 66% mortality rate
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There was actually a fifth mutant turtle called Van Gogh, but he found the idea of being trained by a giant ninja rat too eerie.
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
There was actually a fifth mutant turtle called Van Gogh, but he found the idea of being trained by a giant ninja rat too eerie.
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Schrödinger should never have been allowed to have a cat
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Schrödinger should never have been allowed to have a cat
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Why am I so against generative AI in games?
Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Why am I so against generative AI in games?
Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
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at my think tank we think about dogs and books and nature and weed
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
at my think tank we think about dogs and books and nature and weed
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If youre asking me to fax something in the year of our lord 2025, im allowed to smoke in your office
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If youre asking me to fax something in the year of our lord 2025, im allowed to smoke in your office
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
ALLLLL THE HELL YEAHS
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
ALLLLL THE HELL YEAHS
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save this for later
November 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
save this for later
Bought lunch for a co-worker yesterday and he paid me back through CashApp, so I was moving that from the app to my checking and then into my savings, in the process I inadvertently purchased Warner Bros/Discovery, and now they won't take it back
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Bought lunch for a co-worker yesterday and he paid me back through CashApp, so I was moving that from the app to my checking and then into my savings, in the process I inadvertently purchased Warner Bros/Discovery, and now they won't take it back
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Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
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All women are goddesses born from sea foam except for those of us who were born from the mists of a dark forest
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
All women are goddesses born from sea foam except for those of us who were born from the mists of a dark forest
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people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life