Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
if you don't get it there are a lot of great things in other places out there for you to get
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
· Feb 18
My dog forces his head into my hands, causing my phone to crash to the floor. "C'mon, scroll my ears," he urges,"we are going to feel better."
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The side effects of getting genetically modified to become a dog give me pause, but the anal gland squeezing potential leaves me conflicted.
February 3, 2026 at 12:45 PM
The side effects of getting genetically modified to become a dog give me pause, but the anal gland squeezing potential leaves me conflicted.
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Hands at 10 and 2 as we speed toward the bridge abutment
December 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Hands at 10 and 2 as we speed toward the bridge abutment
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Tiles come and go but this is an absolutely abysmal set of bone. I can't believe how unlucky I've gotten recently. That's okay, I've been redeemed with the bamboo but dadgummit I just want a 論
December 31, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Tiles come and go but this is an absolutely abysmal set of bone. I can't believe how unlucky I've gotten recently. That's okay, I've been redeemed with the bamboo but dadgummit I just want a 論
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Another damn year?!
December 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Another damn year?!
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Happy Got You Day to my sweet baby love bestest friend Miss Maggie
December 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Happy Got You Day to my sweet baby love bestest friend Miss Maggie
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You can pipe your icing on my cookie if you wanna
December 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You can pipe your icing on my cookie if you wanna
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My resolution is to remain a curmudgeon, I mutter, extracting myself from yet another candles-and-prayer-hands chatroom set up to see in the new year.
December 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My resolution is to remain a curmudgeon, I mutter, extracting myself from yet another candles-and-prayer-hands chatroom set up to see in the new year.
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Hey are we still supposed to write thankyou letters for all the gifts we got cos I think I forgot the last 35 years
December 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Hey are we still supposed to write thankyou letters for all the gifts we got cos I think I forgot the last 35 years
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New Year's Eve should be the day we all decide to dump our leftover drafts out onto the timeline.
December 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
New Year's Eve should be the day we all decide to dump our leftover drafts out onto the timeline.
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People arguing over who is the best nobody.
December 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
People arguing over who is the best nobody.
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that’s one long mermaid
December 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
that’s one long mermaid
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thanks for the best wishes where can I cash them in
December 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
thanks for the best wishes where can I cash them in
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My nickname back in driving school was unofficial parking space because I'd get all huffy if someone else's car was in my thoughts even though they're public and undesignated
December 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My nickname back in driving school was unofficial parking space because I'd get all huffy if someone else's car was in my thoughts even though they're public and undesignated
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I’ve had my nose to a grindstone. That shit is tedious man and you'd better keep some water in the trough
December 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I’ve had my nose to a grindstone. That shit is tedious man and you'd better keep some water in the trough
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I'm going to stay here, tucked into 1989 where it's safe. You go on into the new year without me
December 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I'm going to stay here, tucked into 1989 where it's safe. You go on into the new year without me
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What’s the best way to attach a flaming 2 lb bag of dog shit to my new drone I got for Christmas and will the added weight limit its flight range?
December 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
What’s the best way to attach a flaming 2 lb bag of dog shit to my new drone I got for Christmas and will the added weight limit its flight range?
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Not to rain on your parade, but it's gonna rain on your parade
December 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Not to rain on your parade, but it's gonna rain on your parade
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Me: [giving directions to a tourist who drove in from Indiana] Look buddy, I've lived here all my life, I think I would know if we had a "Rose Bowl" lol wtf even is that?
December 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Me: [giving directions to a tourist who drove in from Indiana] Look buddy, I've lived here all my life, I think I would know if we had a "Rose Bowl" lol wtf even is that?
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I must venture out into the cold tundra this morn. Why? For friendship. I must let my car warm up before I start driving. Why? For grandpa. I must put lotion onto my hands. Why? Foreskin.
December 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I must venture out into the cold tundra this morn. Why? For friendship. I must let my car warm up before I start driving. Why? For grandpa. I must put lotion onto my hands. Why? Foreskin.
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You don't know me but I write all the dialogue for stuck in a dryer porn
December 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
You don't know me but I write all the dialogue for stuck in a dryer porn
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You know you spent the correct amount on the family vacation when your concierge has a mullet and jean shorts
December 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
You know you spent the correct amount on the family vacation when your concierge has a mullet and jean shorts
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I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
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POV you’re the only non-mom in the group chat
December 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
POV you’re the only non-mom in the group chat