Raquel Squelch
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if you don't get it there are a lot of great things in other places out there for you to get
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pressed in crinkly paper turn my page slip out of wax into tips of fingers hot fear palm throbs from wrist a crushing all we have but hold to lips breathe a smile tasting a petal in a salty hand cradle a little shaking before putting all of me back bound in the little dreams we have when we blink
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An optical illusion that feels like home. Not that the concept of home is a trick but there's a specific slight of eye that makes you go awww, I could live very stared a long time before I got it there
October 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
An optical illusion that feels like home. Not that the concept of home is a trick but there's a specific slight of eye that makes you go awww, I could live very stared a long time before I got it there
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The indisposed life, first to be barged in upon, last to be firstly lightly knocked at. Never barely tapped or whispered not a moment to itself. Is this your card sorry I won't do that, magic won't do that
October 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The indisposed life, first to be barged in upon, last to be firstly lightly knocked at. Never barely tapped or whispered not a moment to itself. Is this your card sorry I won't do that, magic won't do that
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It's time for something and you know that because you emphasized 'some' but you can't decide which is hotter mentally, the caps lock dominatrix or italicized in heat. Oh yeah it's time for text suppressants
October 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
It's time for something and you know that because you emphasized 'some' but you can't decide which is hotter mentally, the caps lock dominatrix or italicized in heat. Oh yeah it's time for text suppressants
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Horror films with the plants. They haven't exactly strangled with tendrils the psyche of the modern trellis goer but I won't stop thinking of them like was I even raised on growing? "No more coffee for the both of us" laughs flytrap
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Horror films with the plants. They haven't exactly strangled with tendrils the psyche of the modern trellis goer but I won't stop thinking of them like was I even raised on growing? "No more coffee for the both of us" laughs flytrap
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If it was over then, it's not all over now. In confetti terms it's celebrate continuously. Be regretted, be all over the place, be too impossible to be all gotten. Floors though. Like I'm not living cluttered to the fullest
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
If it was over then, it's not all over now. In confetti terms it's celebrate continuously. Be regretted, be all over the place, be too impossible to be all gotten. Floors though. Like I'm not living cluttered to the fullest
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I wish I could exhume your body to make sure your funeral socks aren't too tight.
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I wish I could exhume your body to make sure your funeral socks aren't too tight.
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hey bub, why don’t you make like a tree and grow deep, stable roots that’ll nourish and sustain you for years to come
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
hey bub, why don’t you make like a tree and grow deep, stable roots that’ll nourish and sustain you for years to come
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guess I’d rather taint everything I touch than touch everything with my taint
November 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
guess I’d rather taint everything I touch than touch everything with my taint
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Sometimes I lie awake at night worried that someone, somewhere is going to discover I don't care about gravy.
November 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Sometimes I lie awake at night worried that someone, somewhere is going to discover I don't care about gravy.
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Stick a fork in him, he’s a toaster
November 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Stick a fork in him, he’s a toaster
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I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
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How do I know that reality is just a human construct well for fun I said hey a squirrel with a subpar personality! and I didn't get a rejection letter
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
How do I know that reality is just a human construct well for fun I said hey a squirrel with a subpar personality! and I didn't get a rejection letter
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not all enchanted lockets will trap the souls of your enemies choose wisely
November 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
not all enchanted lockets will trap the souls of your enemies choose wisely
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I can't complain but that's a very recent development, moments ago I recorded a complaint so I could complain along with it in stereo
November 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I can't complain but that's a very recent development, moments ago I recorded a complaint so I could complain along with it in stereo
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sorry I’m late, I was playing Drug Wars on my TI-82
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
sorry I’m late, I was playing Drug Wars on my TI-82
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Abbott and Horstello
Neigh
Nay?
Neigh!?
Neigh
Nay?
Neigh!?
November 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Abbott and Horstello
Neigh
Nay?
Neigh!?
Neigh
Nay?
Neigh!?
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I know I seem like so autonomous but I'm actually partnered with refraction of light so let me run it by the old prism first. Hey bendy straw sucking the crazy light outta me, more like dispersing my will amirite
November 3, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I know I seem like so autonomous but I'm actually partnered with refraction of light so let me run it by the old prism first. Hey bendy straw sucking the crazy light outta me, more like dispersing my will amirite
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Dear Fall, I like my leaves extra crispy
November 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Dear Fall, I like my leaves extra crispy
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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS GOO.
November 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS GOO.
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end conversations easily by running away through a field while dramatic violin music swells
November 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
end conversations easily by running away through a field while dramatic violin music swells
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pressing a pizza slice like its a flower
November 4, 2025 at 7:44 AM
pressing a pizza slice like its a flower
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Gonna go lie under a tree and hope the falling leave smother me
November 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Gonna go lie under a tree and hope the falling leave smother me
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You fool, you dimwit, you nincompoop, you melon head, you coco nutter, you delicious fruit platter sent to nourish me with natures’ gifts
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You fool, you dimwit, you nincompoop, you melon head, you coco nutter, you delicious fruit platter sent to nourish me with natures’ gifts
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[Werner Herzog voice]
Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.
Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
[Werner Herzog voice]
Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.
Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.
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black forest ham, dark fortress chicken, cursed talisman turkey
November 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
black forest ham, dark fortress chicken, cursed talisman turkey