Donkey Hotay 💩
@donkee.bsky.social
I’m an ass
reefer badness:
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Donkey Hotay 💩
@donkee.bsky.social
· Apr 18
I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about but I’m always down for whatever it is
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no one with an account on any social media site is pure of heart btw
January 27, 2026 at 12:19 AM
no one with an account on any social media site is pure of heart btw
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St. Elmo’s Firestarter
January 25, 2026 at 6:37 PM
St. Elmo’s Firestarter
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80s music themed restaurant features Pasta Dutchie.
January 20, 2026 at 1:55 AM
80s music themed restaurant features Pasta Dutchie.
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Boy are you a dildo? Because I could see myself keeping you in a box under my bed.
January 22, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Boy are you a dildo? Because I could see myself keeping you in a box under my bed.
Strong energy emanating from my dgaf chakra this evening
January 27, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Strong energy emanating from my dgaf chakra this evening
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Got conjunctivitis in my 3rd eye cuz they shit all over my vibe
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Got conjunctivitis in my 3rd eye cuz they shit all over my vibe
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if you see something (drugs) say something (take them)
January 23, 2026 at 4:38 PM
if you see something (drugs) say something (take them)
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You wouldn’t like me. I hate Seinfeld.
January 26, 2026 at 10:14 PM
You wouldn’t like me. I hate Seinfeld.
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we might not ever find out
who let the dogs out but at
least we know all the dogs
eventually went to heaven
who let the dogs out but at
least we know all the dogs
eventually went to heaven
January 27, 2026 at 12:33 AM
we might not ever find out
who let the dogs out but at
least we know all the dogs
eventually went to heaven
who let the dogs out but at
least we know all the dogs
eventually went to heaven
Deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. Find me on mybullshit.wtf
Deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. Find me on Honda Civic listserv
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on ePinions
January 27, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. Find me on mybullshit.wtf
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Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on ePinions
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on Game FAQs
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on Facebook Messenger
January 26, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on ePinions
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Deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. Find me on Honda Civic listserv
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on ePinions
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on Game FAQs
January 27, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. Find me on Honda Civic listserv
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4 out of 5 psychiatrists recommend you block me
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 PM
4 out of 5 psychiatrists recommend you block me
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Monday is the crusty hemorrhoided asshole of the week
January 19, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Monday is the crusty hemorrhoided asshole of the week
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Welcome to Bluesky oh Jesus Christ will you shut the fuck up already
January 24, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Welcome to Bluesky oh Jesus Christ will you shut the fuck up already
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the total entropy of an isolated system can never decrease over time, but you don’t even want to know what the 1st law of thermodynamics is
January 24, 2026 at 8:36 AM
the total entropy of an isolated system can never decrease over time, but you don’t even want to know what the 1st law of thermodynamics is
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Back on my *bullshit
*angry playlist
*angry playlist
My Own Summer (Shove It)
The New Album 'Gore' Available Now at http://www.Deftones.com
soundcloud.com
January 25, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Back on my *bullshit
*angry playlist
*angry playlist
Thank god we can go live now, even though I can’t see who saves my skeets.
January 26, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Thank god we can go live now, even though I can’t see who saves my skeets.
Everybody rappin like it’s a commercial
Actin like life is big commercial
Actin like life is big commercial
January 26, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Everybody rappin like it’s a commercial
Actin like life is big commercial
Actin like life is big commercial
I have a joke about a bunch of good ol boy southern maga buffoons devoting their souls to a brainless Yankee carpetbagging embezzler but fuckwit, moron, dumbfuck, assclown, dopey, obtuse, and dense don’t convey the intensity of ignorance required for the punchline
January 26, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I have a joke about a bunch of good ol boy southern maga buffoons devoting their souls to a brainless Yankee carpetbagging embezzler but fuckwit, moron, dumbfuck, assclown, dopey, obtuse, and dense don’t convey the intensity of ignorance required for the punchline
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Clowns aren't sad. That's make-up. Nobody can frown so deeply. Spoiler: their feet aren't that big either.
January 25, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Clowns aren't sad. That's make-up. Nobody can frown so deeply. Spoiler: their feet aren't that big either.
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Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
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Me (with wife at marriage counseling):
If I didn’t love you deeply, I would have bailed the first night I heard your snore. But 20 years in I’m still enduring that shit…for you baby.
Marriage Counselor:
Did you smoke PCP on the way here?
If I didn’t love you deeply, I would have bailed the first night I heard your snore. But 20 years in I’m still enduring that shit…for you baby.
Marriage Counselor:
Did you smoke PCP on the way here?
September 3, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Me (with wife at marriage counseling):
If I didn’t love you deeply, I would have bailed the first night I heard your snore. But 20 years in I’m still enduring that shit…for you baby.
Marriage Counselor:
Did you smoke PCP on the way here?
If I didn’t love you deeply, I would have bailed the first night I heard your snore. But 20 years in I’m still enduring that shit…for you baby.
Marriage Counselor:
Did you smoke PCP on the way here?
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Donkey Hotay here. I’m about to ask for a donation in support of my campaign to barely lose to an unqualified fucknut simpleton. But first let me explain what’s at stake. Unless we hit our $40 kajillion goal by 12am, my Bentley, my gulfstream, and my sweet ass mansion in Sicily go back to the bank
October 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Donkey Hotay here. I’m about to ask for a donation in support of my campaign to barely lose to an unqualified fucknut simpleton. But first let me explain what’s at stake. Unless we hit our $40 kajillion goal by 12am, my Bentley, my gulfstream, and my sweet ass mansion in Sicily go back to the bank
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Text from DNC:
We need to tell you how we just got completely fucking bamboozled…again, but first I’m asking you to send $400 to save our democracy
We need to tell you how we just got completely fucking bamboozled…again, but first I’m asking you to send $400 to save our democracy
March 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Text from DNC:
We need to tell you how we just got completely fucking bamboozled…again, but first I’m asking you to send $400 to save our democracy
We need to tell you how we just got completely fucking bamboozled…again, but first I’m asking you to send $400 to save our democracy