Donkey Hotay 💩
@donkee.bsky.social
I’m an ass
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Donkey Hotay 💩
@donkee.bsky.social
· Apr 18
I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about but I’m always down for whatever it is
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4 out of 5 psychiatrists recommend you block me
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 PM
4 out of 5 psychiatrists recommend you block me
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Monday is the crusty hemorrhoided asshole of the week
January 19, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Monday is the crusty hemorrhoided asshole of the week
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Welcome to Bluesky oh Jesus Christ will you shut the fuck up already
January 24, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Welcome to Bluesky oh Jesus Christ will you shut the fuck up already
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the total entropy of an isolated system can never decrease over time, but you don’t even want to know what the 1st law of thermodynamics is
January 24, 2026 at 8:36 AM
the total entropy of an isolated system can never decrease over time, but you don’t even want to know what the 1st law of thermodynamics is
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Back on my *bullshit
*angry playlist
*angry playlist
My Own Summer (Shove It)
The New Album 'Gore' Available Now at http://www.Deftones.com
soundcloud.com
January 25, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Back on my *bullshit
*angry playlist
*angry playlist
Thank god we can go live now, even though I can’t see who saves my skeets.
January 26, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Thank god we can go live now, even though I can’t see who saves my skeets.
Everybody rappin like it’s a commercial
Actin like life is big commercial
Actin like life is big commercial
January 26, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Everybody rappin like it’s a commercial
Actin like life is big commercial
Actin like life is big commercial
I have a joke about a bunch of good ol boy southern maga buffoons devoting their souls to a brainless Yankee carpetbagging embezzler but fuckwit, moron, dumbfuck, assclown, dopey, obtuse, and dense don’t convey the intensity of ignorance required for the punchline
January 26, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I have a joke about a bunch of good ol boy southern maga buffoons devoting their souls to a brainless Yankee carpetbagging embezzler but fuckwit, moron, dumbfuck, assclown, dopey, obtuse, and dense don’t convey the intensity of ignorance required for the punchline
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Clowns aren't sad. That's make-up. Nobody can frown so deeply. Spoiler: their feet aren't that big either.
January 25, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Clowns aren't sad. That's make-up. Nobody can frown so deeply. Spoiler: their feet aren't that big either.
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Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
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Me (with wife at marriage counseling):
If I didn’t love you deeply, I would have bailed the first night I heard your snore. But 20 years in I’m still enduring that shit…for you baby.
Marriage Counselor:
Did you smoke PCP on the way here?
If I didn’t love you deeply, I would have bailed the first night I heard your snore. But 20 years in I’m still enduring that shit…for you baby.
Marriage Counselor:
Did you smoke PCP on the way here?
September 3, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Me (with wife at marriage counseling):
If I didn’t love you deeply, I would have bailed the first night I heard your snore. But 20 years in I’m still enduring that shit…for you baby.
Marriage Counselor:
Did you smoke PCP on the way here?
If I didn’t love you deeply, I would have bailed the first night I heard your snore. But 20 years in I’m still enduring that shit…for you baby.
Marriage Counselor:
Did you smoke PCP on the way here?
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Donkey Hotay here. I’m about to ask for a donation in support of my campaign to barely lose to an unqualified fucknut simpleton. But first let me explain what’s at stake. Unless we hit our $40 kajillion goal by 12am, my Bentley, my gulfstream, and my sweet ass mansion in Sicily go back to the bank
October 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Donkey Hotay here. I’m about to ask for a donation in support of my campaign to barely lose to an unqualified fucknut simpleton. But first let me explain what’s at stake. Unless we hit our $40 kajillion goal by 12am, my Bentley, my gulfstream, and my sweet ass mansion in Sicily go back to the bank
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Text from DNC:
We need to tell you how we just got completely fucking bamboozled…again, but first I’m asking you to send $400 to save our democracy
We need to tell you how we just got completely fucking bamboozled…again, but first I’m asking you to send $400 to save our democracy
March 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Text from DNC:
We need to tell you how we just got completely fucking bamboozled…again, but first I’m asking you to send $400 to save our democracy
We need to tell you how we just got completely fucking bamboozled…again, but first I’m asking you to send $400 to save our democracy
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A vote for Donkey Hotay is a vote for How the Fuck Did This Guy Survive into Adulthood?
May 2, 2024 at 10:31 PM
A vote for Donkey Hotay is a vote for How the Fuck Did This Guy Survive into Adulthood?
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What kind of fuckin amateur programmed this matrix ffs?
January 25, 2026 at 9:22 AM
What kind of fuckin amateur programmed this matrix ffs?
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Just another loud mouthed republican trying to pass as a Democrat and begging for campaign donations to run for office because he needs the attention…and the money.
I just checked—it turns out that Art. II, Sec. 1 of the Constitution of the United States does *not* say "The executive Power shall be vested in a bunch of sociopaths who think they can do whatever the fuck they want and make shit up as they go along."
January 25, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Just another loud mouthed republican trying to pass as a Democrat and begging for campaign donations to run for office because he needs the attention…and the money.
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We’re on the verge of civil war because a bunch of masked fatties in camo don’t like being yelled at. I didn’t know 1A said “but you have to protest nicely”
January 25, 2026 at 6:43 PM
We’re on the verge of civil war because a bunch of masked fatties in camo don’t like being yelled at. I didn’t know 1A said “but you have to protest nicely”
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Just periodically yelling “GUYS STOP” in my mean mom voice while they wreak havoc all over the house
I LOVE SNOW DAYS
I LOVE SNOW DAYS
January 25, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Just periodically yelling “GUYS STOP” in my mean mom voice while they wreak havoc all over the house
I LOVE SNOW DAYS
I LOVE SNOW DAYS
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Tell me you love me after I’ve made you watch all of my favorite 80’s movies, for the third time
May 10, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Tell me you love me after I’ve made you watch all of my favorite 80’s movies, for the third time
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there is no reason to be a people pleaser. people are never pleased.
January 20, 2026 at 10:07 PM
there is no reason to be a people pleaser. people are never pleased.
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The best way to overcome your fears is to never face them again
January 22, 2026 at 7:48 PM
The best way to overcome your fears is to never face them again
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She was electrifying, like a downed transmission line.
March 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
She was electrifying, like a downed transmission line.
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Time to dust off some books and refresh my memory for those pretending America wasn't always like this.
January 25, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Time to dust off some books and refresh my memory for those pretending America wasn't always like this.
I finally opened that can of whoop-ass I been saving all these years before I checked the expiration date and I am not feeling well at all
January 25, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I finally opened that can of whoop-ass I been saving all these years before I checked the expiration date and I am not feeling well at all