Donkey Hotay 💩
@donkee.bsky.social
I’m an ass
reefer badness:
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Pinned
Got conjunctivitis in my 3rd eye cuz they shit all over my vibe
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Our family photos came out great. You can't even tell we'd been crying.
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Our family photos came out great. You can't even tell we'd been crying.
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It's called gallows humour, ffs. Don't let the trapdoor hit your arse on the way out.
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
It's called gallows humour, ffs. Don't let the trapdoor hit your arse on the way out.
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Someone hurt my feelings today, but jokes on them because I always have emotional support food on hand.
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Someone hurt my feelings today, but jokes on them because I always have emotional support food on hand.
If it’s overcast at night I can still get a good look at the stars by standing up quickly
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 AM
If it’s overcast at night I can still get a good look at the stars by standing up quickly
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Instead of chicken, I wish everything tasted like cheese.
October 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Instead of chicken, I wish everything tasted like cheese.
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Grocery prices are falling at last
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Grocery prices are falling at last
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please come over and watch me freak out while I eat spaghetti in a white tuxedo
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
please come over and watch me freak out while I eat spaghetti in a white tuxedo
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For me Charles Dickens’ ‘A Christmas Carol’ is the greatest story ever told but has there ever been a movie Tiny Tim that didn’t make you want to kick away his crutches and feed him to the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
For me Charles Dickens’ ‘A Christmas Carol’ is the greatest story ever told but has there ever been a movie Tiny Tim that didn’t make you want to kick away his crutches and feed him to the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?
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A study finds that deep sleep rewires the brain to eliminate anxiety.
My own study suggests that anxiety rewires the brain to eliminate deep sleep.
My own study suggests that anxiety rewires the brain to eliminate deep sleep.
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
A study finds that deep sleep rewires the brain to eliminate anxiety.
My own study suggests that anxiety rewires the brain to eliminate deep sleep.
My own study suggests that anxiety rewires the brain to eliminate deep sleep.
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Some days are stranger than others. Some days make you pray that the next one won't come.
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Some days are stranger than others. Some days make you pray that the next one won't come.
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pony: is this your card?
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
pony: is this your card?
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no
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character development
[i say . while i toss another dude on the bonfire]
[i say . while i toss another dude on the bonfire]
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
character development
[i say . while i toss another dude on the bonfire]
[i say . while i toss another dude on the bonfire]
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cis men cannot be trusted with -
• a steering wheel
• polyamory
• the truth
• the clit
• money
• kink
• a gotdamn thing
• a steering wheel
• polyamory
• the truth
• the clit
• money
• kink
• a gotdamn thing
December 24, 2024 at 6:33 AM
cis men cannot be trusted with -
• a steering wheel
• polyamory
• the truth
• the clit
• money
• kink
• a gotdamn thing
• a steering wheel
• polyamory
• the truth
• the clit
• money
• kink
• a gotdamn thing
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you love it when i stress you the fuck out
hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
you love it when i stress you the fuck out
hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha
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The airline pilot at the next urinal didn't wash his hands after and now my life is in his filthy mitts
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The airline pilot at the next urinal didn't wash his hands after and now my life is in his filthy mitts
If we could travel back in time with an iPad and show our forefathers a glimpse of today’s America I think the general response would be “tie these terrifying witches to the stake and light the goddamned bonfire!!”
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 AM
If we could travel back in time with an iPad and show our forefathers a glimpse of today’s America I think the general response would be “tie these terrifying witches to the stake and light the goddamned bonfire!!”
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I spent so much of my childhood having a terrible time with emotional regulation despite the best efforts of my parents (who really tried)
it sucked! I was miserable when everyone looked at me funny because I was melting down! help your kids!
it sucked! I was miserable when everyone looked at me funny because I was melting down! help your kids!
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I spent so much of my childhood having a terrible time with emotional regulation despite the best efforts of my parents (who really tried)
it sucked! I was miserable when everyone looked at me funny because I was melting down! help your kids!
it sucked! I was miserable when everyone looked at me funny because I was melting down! help your kids!
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The one universal truth no human can escape is that the first flavor you ever experienced was your mom’s wap
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The one universal truth no human can escape is that the first flavor you ever experienced was your mom’s wap
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What if we forced all elected officials on every level to wear a shock collar for the duration of their term and we gave a controller to every one of their constituents? Would that require a constitutional amendment? I’m certain our forefathers would’ve wanted this.
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
What if we forced all elected officials on every level to wear a shock collar for the duration of their term and we gave a controller to every one of their constituents? Would that require a constitutional amendment? I’m certain our forefathers would’ve wanted this.
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If god intended us to use our mouths for talking we wouldn’t make such communicative and colorful sounds from our buttholes. I propose a new global language which everyone can understand
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If god intended us to use our mouths for talking we wouldn’t make such communicative and colorful sounds from our buttholes. I propose a new global language which everyone can understand
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Among the systemic issues in America alongside the OG racism: Sexual predation, pedophilia, misogyny, white privilege, bullying, feudalism, poverty, cultism, ignorance, ok this could go on all night and I need some rest to go make the rich richer all day tomorrow
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Among the systemic issues in America alongside the OG racism: Sexual predation, pedophilia, misogyny, white privilege, bullying, feudalism, poverty, cultism, ignorance, ok this could go on all night and I need some rest to go make the rich richer all day tomorrow
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My neural pathways have become an autobahn of high speed travel for nefarious habits and cocaine dreams
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 AM
My neural pathways have become an autobahn of high speed travel for nefarious habits and cocaine dreams
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Old school online scammers, phishers, and catfish continue to pour gasoline on everything they touch and…oh look! Here comes AI with matches.
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Old school online scammers, phishers, and catfish continue to pour gasoline on everything they touch and…oh look! Here comes AI with matches.
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If you’ve never gotten so high that all your problems disappeared, try ‘Hot Box Hank’ your AI stoner bud. He’ll bogart every J you roll, so lite up and burn em fast til you can’t speak legibly!
Disclaimer:
Hank is a bot and cannot smoke your herb, but he will record your crimes and blackmail you
Disclaimer:
Hank is a bot and cannot smoke your herb, but he will record your crimes and blackmail you
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
If you’ve never gotten so high that all your problems disappeared, try ‘Hot Box Hank’ your AI stoner bud. He’ll bogart every J you roll, so lite up and burn em fast til you can’t speak legibly!
Disclaimer:
Hank is a bot and cannot smoke your herb, but he will record your crimes and blackmail you
Disclaimer:
Hank is a bot and cannot smoke your herb, but he will record your crimes and blackmail you
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It little Georgie Washington woulda used that axe to decapitate a horse instead of a cherry tree he coulda been the godfather of our nation
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
It little Georgie Washington woulda used that axe to decapitate a horse instead of a cherry tree he coulda been the godfather of our nation