Donkey Ho Ho Hotay 💩
@donkee.bsky.social
I’m an ass
reefer badness:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai57dxyhgwc
reefer badness:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai57dxyhgwc
It's dangerous to go alone...take this
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It's dangerous to go alone...take this
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 AM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
All I do is win
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
All I do is win
NYT is smoking crack again
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
NYT is smoking crack again
NYT Op Ed:
Was Ronald Reagan’s brain switched out with a jellyfish’s before he became potus and if so was his pickled real brain half eaten before being pumped into trump’s head via his dickhole in 2003?
Was Ronald Reagan’s brain switched out with a jellyfish’s before he became potus and if so was his pickled real brain half eaten before being pumped into trump’s head via his dickhole in 2003?
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 AM
NYT Op Ed:
Was Ronald Reagan’s brain switched out with a jellyfish’s before he became potus and if so was his pickled real brain half eaten before being pumped into trump’s head via his dickhole in 2003?
Was Ronald Reagan’s brain switched out with a jellyfish’s before he became potus and if so was his pickled real brain half eaten before being pumped into trump’s head via his dickhole in 2003?
Don Draper’d be goddamn proud
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Don Draper’d be goddamn proud
So many choices. I thought everyone would say Mrs Doubtfire, or Hook, so it’s nice to see the diversity
Dead Poets Society - his best work imo
but my favorite for nostalgic reasons (also, if you want to see a young brilliant artist beginning to master his craft):
Dead Poets Society - his best work imo
but my favorite for nostalgic reasons (also, if you want to see a young brilliant artist beginning to master his craft):
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 AM
So many choices. I thought everyone would say Mrs Doubtfire, or Hook, so it’s nice to see the diversity
Dead Poets Society - his best work imo
but my favorite for nostalgic reasons (also, if you want to see a young brilliant artist beginning to master his craft):
Dead Poets Society - his best work imo
but my favorite for nostalgic reasons (also, if you want to see a young brilliant artist beginning to master his craft):
This is an interesting dm request I received. I cropped the user’s info cuz fuck if I’m gonna be the reason anyone goes to view the profile which at first glance looks like an official bsky service acct. scams and phishers are pouring gas everywhere we look and holy fuck here comes AI with matches
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 AM
This is an interesting dm request I received. I cropped the user’s info cuz fuck if I’m gonna be the reason anyone goes to view the profile which at first glance looks like an official bsky service acct. scams and phishers are pouring gas everywhere we look and holy fuck here comes AI with matches
Halloween is the holiest day of the year for The Hotay’s.
October 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Halloween is the holiest day of the year for The Hotay’s.
I was assured hey were super comfy
October 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I was assured hey were super comfy
Reminds me of a scene from Pulp Fiction
October 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Reminds me of a scene from Pulp Fiction
Sometimes you realize too late how your pretty good skeet could have been an awesome skeet
October 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Sometimes you realize too late how your pretty good skeet could have been an awesome skeet
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you ?
October 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you ?
During a recent stay at an Airbnb ranch in West Texas, we kept hearing muffled voices from below one of the bedrooms. We found a hidden hatch door to the basement below and stumbled upon this. We’ve booked the place again for Halloween.
October 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
During a recent stay at an Airbnb ranch in West Texas, we kept hearing muffled voices from below one of the bedrooms. We found a hidden hatch door to the basement below and stumbled upon this. We’ve booked the place again for Halloween.
I really want to be more responsible with money and save for retirement so I don’t starve to death in the streets when I’m old but I’ll be goddamned if these new sneakers didn’t help me finally run a mile in under 15 mins
October 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I really want to be more responsible with money and save for retirement so I don’t starve to death in the streets when I’m old but I’ll be goddamned if these new sneakers didn’t help me finally run a mile in under 15 mins
Hey! Lego my bong
October 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Hey! Lego my bong
Drop something MONSTROUS
October 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Drop something MONSTROUS
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these three taking the One Ring to Mordor:
September 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these three taking the One Ring to Mordor:
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam,Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
So many great albums in the early 90’s. This one isn’t the best of the era but the rhythm section is on point, the melodies are tight, the harmonies are exquisite, and I know all the words to every song
So many great albums in the early 90’s. This one isn’t the best of the era but the rhythm section is on point, the melodies are tight, the harmonies are exquisite, and I know all the words to every song
September 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam,Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
So many great albums in the early 90’s. This one isn’t the best of the era but the rhythm section is on point, the melodies are tight, the harmonies are exquisite, and I know all the words to every song
So many great albums in the early 90’s. This one isn’t the best of the era but the rhythm section is on point, the melodies are tight, the harmonies are exquisite, and I know all the words to every song
Orion on the hunt
September 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Orion on the hunt
Bitch I’m from Texas
August 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Bitch I’m from Texas
Take a look at this fuckin knob
August 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Take a look at this fuckin knob