Jaime No Plans Christley
@rohmersimpson.bsky.social
probably gonna get something to eat
if an insurance company decides it's too risky to insure a new building, or a new facility in an existing building, it won't get built. :)
February 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
if an insurance company decides it's too risky to insure a new building, or a new facility in an existing building, it won't get built. :)
nah nah, she's trying to put the fire out. free her
By the power invested in me, I hearby proclaim this woman, "White Woman of Next Month!"
(sorry, you cant have February.)
Not all heroes wear blue jeans
(sorry, you cant have February.)
Not all heroes wear blue jeans
February 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
nah nah, she's trying to put the fire out. free her
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this is a good starter pack for a wide spectrum of good posting. a healthy % of these are very strong "absurd posts" makers, which is essential to a good user experience on the Bluesky page.
go.bsky.app/44frD6x
go.bsky.app/44frD6x
February 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
this is a good starter pack for a wide spectrum of good posting. a healthy % of these are very strong "absurd posts" makers, which is essential to a good user experience on the Bluesky page.
go.bsky.app/44frD6x
go.bsky.app/44frD6x
*the tune of "Jet"*
Ark! doo doo doo doo-doo
Ark! doo doo doo doo-doo
Paul and Linda McCartney advertise Ark laundry products, 1993.
February 13, 2026 at 4:09 PM
*the tune of "Jet"*
Ark! doo doo doo doo-doo
Ark! doo doo doo doo-doo
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Nazis ain't got no humanity
"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Nazis ain't got no humanity
it's Whiskey Friday the 13th with Jason Voorhees!
February 13, 2026 at 3:02 PM
it's Whiskey Friday the 13th with Jason Voorhees!
some of you are surveying previous films / TV adaptations of Wuthering Heights.... did you know that Jacques Rivette made one in 1985, and Luis Buñuel, in 1954?
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
some of you are surveying previous films / TV adaptations of Wuthering Heights.... did you know that Jacques Rivette made one in 1985, and Luis Buñuel, in 1954?
Play Shuffalo: Friday, February 13, 2026
Can you make a longer word with each new letter?
www.newyorker.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 PM
submitted: the greatest gap between what you think someone looks like, based on their voice, and reality, is Christopher Cross
February 13, 2026 at 2:42 PM
submitted: the greatest gap between what you think someone looks like, based on their voice, and reality, is Christopher Cross
hissing "daaaay-walker" at just somebody out taking a walk
February 13, 2026 at 2:07 PM
hissing "daaaay-walker" at just somebody out taking a walk
sex so good you're both making the chemistry lab sounds from THE MAN IN THE WHITE SUIT
February 13, 2026 at 2:01 PM
sex so good you're both making the chemistry lab sounds from THE MAN IN THE WHITE SUIT
this falling on me would feel amazing
February 13, 2026 at 1:49 PM
this falling on me would feel amazing
eyyyyy Tommy, all dressed up and doin the town
February 13, 2026 at 1:38 PM
eyyyyy Tommy, all dressed up and doin the town
you fools! you idiots. the lil binkie is a distraction. you rubes
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 PM
you fools! you idiots. the lil binkie is a distraction. you rubes
Rio Bravo
I've watched this movie more than I've called my mother. Well, that's not true but you understand. On a recent viewing I took note of a cutaway to Feathers, visibly flushed and bothered, watching Chance kick the chair out from under the cheating gambler. uncommon for a big box studio production to
February 13, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Rio Bravo
have you tried asking Mothra for help about it
February 13, 2026 at 12:24 AM
have you tried asking Mothra for help about it
he worked his whole shitty mediocre life to get to the top spot and once there he hates it? who does he think he is, LBJ?
Keir Starmer spends his weekends 'complaining' about how much he 'hates' being Prime Minister, reports say, as his Government faces relentless scandals
Keir Starmer 'spends his weekend complaining he hates being Prime Minister'
www.thenational.scot
February 12, 2026 at 11:39 PM
he worked his whole shitty mediocre life to get to the top spot and once there he hates it? who does he think he is, LBJ?
ye mighty, look upon my grid and despair!
February 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
ye mighty, look upon my grid and despair!
I do dislike blue cheese and black licorice.
Asparagus is such a common hate-pick but if you've ever had it really well made, ugh, it's fantastic.
Asparagus is such a common hate-pick but if you've ever had it really well made, ugh, it's fantastic.
February 12, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I do dislike blue cheese and black licorice.
Asparagus is such a common hate-pick but if you've ever had it really well made, ugh, it's fantastic.
Asparagus is such a common hate-pick but if you've ever had it really well made, ugh, it's fantastic.
also, since many, many forms of laborer have been purposefully excluded from their calculations, who's going to be left holding the bag but ..... each other? it's going to be hot potato with hand grenades
Having been deluged in horseshit for saying this is a very obvious, massive PR push aimed at forcing the public to start using AI out of fear they’ll get fired if they don’t, I am here to say: it is a bubble, and all of these rich people are about to eat shit on a galactic scale.
February 12, 2026 at 10:41 PM
also, since many, many forms of laborer have been purposefully excluded from their calculations, who's going to be left holding the bag but ..... each other? it's going to be hot potato with hand grenades
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Was I overcharged? Freaking out here
February 12, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Was I overcharged? Freaking out here
this is the greatest sales pitch I've ever seen. good on you momma
Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
February 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
this is the greatest sales pitch I've ever seen. good on you momma
looks positively tumescent
just make sure they don't hide the salami
just make sure they don't hide the salami
Domino's Thursday Thick One (1986-1987): A special 12-inch pizza from Domino's featuring pepperoni and double cheese, made on an *extra* thick crust, available only on Thursdays
February 12, 2026 at 10:17 PM
looks positively tumescent
just make sure they don't hide the salami
just make sure they don't hide the salami