Jaime Noir Christley
@rohmersimpson.bsky.social
probably gonna get something to eat
Pinned
it's almost that time of the year
gotta focus. gotta get in Carol mode
gotta focus. gotta get in Carol mode
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you think you've got a decent grasp of what the hokey pokey is until the song says "and then you do the hokey pokey" and you're right back to square one
December 31, 2024 at 12:43 AM
you think you've got a decent grasp of what the hokey pokey is until the song says "and then you do the hokey pokey" and you're right back to square one
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stole all my neighbour's patio furniture during the purge and now he's just gotta stand there and watch me enjoy it for a whole year
June 17, 2023 at 6:31 PM
stole all my neighbour's patio furniture during the purge and now he's just gotta stand there and watch me enjoy it for a whole year
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When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely
May 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely
Tatsuya Nakadai
That’s the post.
That’s the post.
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Tatsuya Nakadai
That’s the post.
That’s the post.
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Mister Panahi, Mister Panahi, can you please tell us: Wisconsin Cheese Curds... Snack or Wack?
Director Panahi, sir, please: In & Out Burger, is it worth the hype
He’s been doing a bunch of in person appearances all over the country this year
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Mister Panahi, Mister Panahi, can you please tell us: Wisconsin Cheese Curds... Snack or Wack?
tha kiiiiiiiing 👑
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
tha kiiiiiiiing 👑
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Please vote to stop Mamdani because if rich people get 80% of wealth instead of 90% society will collapse
November 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Please vote to stop Mamdani because if rich people get 80% of wealth instead of 90% society will collapse
left: wild caught salmon fillets from Aldi
right: wild caught salmon fillets from Wild Fork
both purchased around the same time
*neither* are farm-raised but I can't see any argument for the Aldi salmon
right: wild caught salmon fillets from Wild Fork
both purchased around the same time
*neither* are farm-raised but I can't see any argument for the Aldi salmon
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
left: wild caught salmon fillets from Aldi
right: wild caught salmon fillets from Wild Fork
both purchased around the same time
*neither* are farm-raised but I can't see any argument for the Aldi salmon
right: wild caught salmon fillets from Wild Fork
both purchased around the same time
*neither* are farm-raised but I can't see any argument for the Aldi salmon
Mister Panahi, Mister Panahi, can you please tell us: Wisconsin Cheese Curds... Snack or Wack?
Director Panahi, sir, please: In & Out Burger, is it worth the hype
He’s been doing a bunch of in person appearances all over the country this year
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Mister Panahi, Mister Panahi, can you please tell us: Wisconsin Cheese Curds... Snack or Wack?
Director Panahi, sir, please: In & Out Burger, is it worth the hype
He’s been doing a bunch of in person appearances all over the country this year
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Director Panahi, sir, please: In & Out Burger, is it worth the hype
In person? That’s a wow if it actually happens
Join us Thursday, November 20, at 6:45pm for a special screening of IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT, with director Jafar Panahi scheduled to attend in person for a post-film Q&A.
Tickets and more information: siff.info/justanaccident-bsky.
Tickets and more information: siff.info/justanaccident-bsky.
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
In person? That’s a wow if it actually happens
look I know Zemeckis is a more divisive American filmmaker than Scorsese - but as a BobZ partisan I sought out his student films and found them really interesting in how, in WILDLY different ways, they bear the seeds of themes and motifs to come
THE LIFT
THE LIFT
The Lift (1972) Robert Zemeckis' First Student Film
YouTube video by GAY, NERD, FILMMAKER
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
look I know Zemeckis is a more divisive American filmmaker than Scorsese - but as a BobZ partisan I sought out his student films and found them really interesting in how, in WILDLY different ways, they bear the seeds of themes and motifs to come
THE LIFT
THE LIFT
watching MR. SCORSESE. to me this is like catnip.
reminder that IT'S NOT JUST YOU, MURRAY is a far-reaching forerunner to THE WOLF OF WALL STREET.
reminder that IT'S NOT JUST YOU, MURRAY is a far-reaching forerunner to THE WOLF OF WALL STREET.
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
watching MR. SCORSESE. to me this is like catnip.
reminder that IT'S NOT JUST YOU, MURRAY is a far-reaching forerunner to THE WOLF OF WALL STREET.
reminder that IT'S NOT JUST YOU, MURRAY is a far-reaching forerunner to THE WOLF OF WALL STREET.
I was saying The My Love
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I was saying The My Love
you can Outrun Cops, they literally can't stop you
Chased by police, driver covers 173 miles on SoCal freeways before escaping into Mexico
Chased by police, driver covers 173 miles on SoCal freeways before escaping into Mexico
The driver of a stolen van sped through Ventura, Los Angeles, Orange and San Diego counties, eventually driving into Mexico to evade the California Highway Patrol, officials said.
www.latimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
you can Outrun Cops, they literally can't stop you
Jason Maher (close-up card magic)
Self-Sufficient Me (unbelievably good-natured Aussie hunk teaching about gardening, composting, etc)
Beard Meets Food (absolute madman North-of-Englander doing food challenges, i.e. Finish this steak dinner in 1 hr and it's free, things like that)
Self-Sufficient Me (unbelievably good-natured Aussie hunk teaching about gardening, composting, etc)
Beard Meets Food (absolute madman North-of-Englander doing food challenges, i.e. Finish this steak dinner in 1 hr and it's free, things like that)
name three youtube channels you love.
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Jason Maher (close-up card magic)
Self-Sufficient Me (unbelievably good-natured Aussie hunk teaching about gardening, composting, etc)
Beard Meets Food (absolute madman North-of-Englander doing food challenges, i.e. Finish this steak dinner in 1 hr and it's free, things like that)
Self-Sufficient Me (unbelievably good-natured Aussie hunk teaching about gardening, composting, etc)
Beard Meets Food (absolute madman North-of-Englander doing food challenges, i.e. Finish this steak dinner in 1 hr and it's free, things like that)
my guess? it's a story of the Finding family
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
my guess? it's a story of the Finding family
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John Woo: ‘Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my film is dying.’
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
John Woo: ‘Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my film is dying.’
ding ding ding!
tell them that you enjoyed the prank but you're ready for them to pull the 4K out from under the couch
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
ding ding ding!
you go to their place and they have ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER on DVD, what's the move
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
you go to their place and they have ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER on DVD, what's the move
why stop at not washing your hands? we need to convince these alpha chuds that *drinking* piss is where it's at
"your own piss?"
no no no. you need to think bigger. you've heard of Lipizzaner stallions?
"your own piss?"
no no no. you need to think bigger. you've heard of Lipizzaner stallions?
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
why stop at not washing your hands? we need to convince these alpha chuds that *drinking* piss is where it's at
"your own piss?"
no no no. you need to think bigger. you've heard of Lipizzaner stallions?
"your own piss?"
no no no. you need to think bigger. you've heard of Lipizzaner stallions?
- and so that's why I think that Knight Rider, the TV show about an intelligent car, is a pun on Knight Ridder, the news service
- please, whatever they're paying you I'll double it
- please, whatever they're paying you I'll double it
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
- and so that's why I think that Knight Rider, the TV show about an intelligent car, is a pun on Knight Ridder, the news service
- please, whatever they're paying you I'll double it
- please, whatever they're paying you I'll double it
I haven't listened to the episode yet so I'm wondering if the Blank Check takes a moment to appreciate that the climax of Hail, Caesar! is a *literal* bag fumble. (But he made the right choice to save the dog and not the cash.) (Kind of atones for the shitty early scene in The Ladykillers.)
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I haven't listened to the episode yet so I'm wondering if the Blank Check takes a moment to appreciate that the climax of Hail, Caesar! is a *literal* bag fumble. (But he made the right choice to save the dog and not the cash.) (Kind of atones for the shitty early scene in The Ladykillers.)
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just me? ok
I keep thinking that movie is either called REPORT or STOPLIGHT
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
just me? ok