Jaime Nissan Sales Event Christley
@rohmersimpson.bsky.social
probably gonna get something to eat
I'd give my thumbs to be quality heckled like this by Statler & Waldorf
Milton Berle Vs. Statler & Waldorf
YouTube video by Nawar Nory
youtu.be
January 6, 2026 at 6:49 AM
I'd give my thumbs to be quality heckled like this by Statler & Waldorf
nobody saw you murder that busybody spinster. certainly not that wino down by the railroad tracks that you done in with a big rock. and the switchman who saw you, he won't tell his wife nothin. aye, she won't be sayin nothin to nobody, no sir
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody saw you murder that busybody spinster. certainly not that wino down by the railroad tracks that you done in with a big rock. and the switchman who saw you, he won't tell his wife nothin. aye, she won't be sayin nothin to nobody, no sir
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Guy who only understands things in terms of Godzilla vs Mothra: okay but I need you to explain this to me like I'm Godzilla and you're Mothra
January 6, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Guy who only understands things in terms of Godzilla vs Mothra: okay but I need you to explain this to me like I'm Godzilla and you're Mothra
1906 The Dream of a Rarebit Fiend
1916 Judex
1926 Battling Butler
1936 Fury
1946 My Darling Clementine
1956 The Searchers
1966 Au hasard Balthazar
1976 Assault on Precinct 13
1986 Blue Velvet
1996 Fargo
2006 Exiled
2016 Manchester by the Sea
1916 Judex
1926 Battling Butler
1936 Fury
1946 My Darling Clementine
1956 The Searchers
1966 Au hasard Balthazar
1976 Assault on Precinct 13
1986 Blue Velvet
1996 Fargo
2006 Exiled
2016 Manchester by the Sea
What is your favorite film celebrating a decade anniversary in 2026? We're thinking films released in 2016, 2006, 1996, 1986, 1976, 1966, 1956, 1946, 1936, 1926, etc.
January 6, 2026 at 5:03 AM
1906 The Dream of a Rarebit Fiend
1916 Judex
1926 Battling Butler
1936 Fury
1946 My Darling Clementine
1956 The Searchers
1966 Au hasard Balthazar
1976 Assault on Precinct 13
1986 Blue Velvet
1996 Fargo
2006 Exiled
2016 Manchester by the Sea
1916 Judex
1926 Battling Butler
1936 Fury
1946 My Darling Clementine
1956 The Searchers
1966 Au hasard Balthazar
1976 Assault on Precinct 13
1986 Blue Velvet
1996 Fargo
2006 Exiled
2016 Manchester by the Sea
oh my god lol
The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried
January 6, 2026 at 4:55 AM
oh my god lol
Willow doesn't miss: TCM 2
Yup. Blurbed it here. I love it letterboxd.com/catelyn/film...
A review of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
A real "burn it all down" film, where everything that was utterly realist and startlingly blunt in the 1974 original is blown up into extravagance and garish excess, mirroring the corpse of a post-Vie...
letterboxd.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Willow doesn't miss: TCM 2
Been thinking lately about Nazis, the cosplaying Nazis, the "it's just for yuks" Nazis, like that one douchebag who almost got his shit rocked for wearing a full-on SS uniform to a bar. It's perplexing because someone like that isn't looking for a pass for that behavior, or to be forgiven, or even
January 5, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Been thinking lately about Nazis, the cosplaying Nazis, the "it's just for yuks" Nazis, like that one douchebag who almost got his shit rocked for wearing a full-on SS uniform to a bar. It's perplexing because someone like that isn't looking for a pass for that behavior, or to be forgiven, or even
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extremely difficult to explain to my offline friends the daily whiplash I recieve on this website by like, having a stranger yell at me over an old joke about eating molten lava only to click on their profile to find they exlusively post about wanting to suck a dog's dick. how did you find me
January 5, 2026 at 8:21 PM
extremely difficult to explain to my offline friends the daily whiplash I recieve on this website by like, having a stranger yell at me over an old joke about eating molten lava only to click on their profile to find they exlusively post about wanting to suck a dog's dick. how did you find me
Clearly nobody at CIA has offered Stephen Miller drugs, in the entire time he's been in Washington, and you know what? You might be charitable and say, that's kind of sad. Maybe he's a bad hang! Maybe he scares the hoes. But did they give him a chance? I'm guessing no.
Eyes wide open, folks. They're revealing the supervillain plot.
January 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Clearly nobody at CIA has offered Stephen Miller drugs, in the entire time he's been in Washington, and you know what? You might be charitable and say, that's kind of sad. Maybe he's a bad hang! Maybe he scares the hoes. But did they give him a chance? I'm guessing no.
*goose meme*
chased them off why? chased them off why mf?
chased them off why? chased them off why mf?
I find it hard to square the preciousness about "why would someone ever stay on Twitter?" when everyone on this site knows that the community here intentionally chased off lots of people.
January 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
*goose meme*
chased them off why? chased them off why mf?
chased them off why? chased them off why mf?
ok well just.... let em go
Downtown. 242 Fifth Ave - CVS. Caller said someone just stole like 7 full cases of Dr. Pepper and fled. Suspect is currently walking down Fifth with a comical amount of Dr. Pepper.
January 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM
ok well just.... let em go
I can't keep up lol. No disrespect to the OP. I try and mind my p's and q's when talking to my trans friends, acquaintances, because they been through a lot and deserve respect. That's all I got.
Protip: for any cis people who don’t already know, the phrase “this person” is an extremely obvious way transhobes often degender and/or misgender trans people.
you should generally not use that phrasing. especially if you are criticizing someone who happens to be trans.
you should generally not use that phrasing. especially if you are criticizing someone who happens to be trans.
January 5, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I can't keep up lol. No disrespect to the OP. I try and mind my p's and q's when talking to my trans friends, acquaintances, because they been through a lot and deserve respect. That's all I got.
watched this last night! very strange direction by Lloyd. a satisfying story. truth be told I was sorta wondering if it would play out like Tarantino's version, and if so, how.
Tonight in 1960 — “Man from the South” aired on ALFRED HITCHCOCK PRESENTS.
Peter Lorre and Steve McQueen star as gamblers who make a macabre bet in this adaptation of Roald Dahl’s short story.
Directed by Norman Lloyd and co-starring Neile Adams (McQueen's wife). YouTube: youtu.be/zvyaovvQ0TI?...
Peter Lorre and Steve McQueen star as gamblers who make a macabre bet in this adaptation of Roald Dahl’s short story.
Directed by Norman Lloyd and co-starring Neile Adams (McQueen's wife). YouTube: youtu.be/zvyaovvQ0TI?...
January 5, 2026 at 6:41 PM
watched this last night! very strange direction by Lloyd. a satisfying story. truth be told I was sorta wondering if it would play out like Tarantino's version, and if so, how.
Watching those two shows fall apart in real time was a clarifying experience for me. real "wtf am I doing with my life" hours, those
Looking back, the Heroes/Lost era was such a huge waste of everyone’s time.
January 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Watching those two shows fall apart in real time was a clarifying experience for me. real "wtf am I doing with my life" hours, those
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hi I'm Max Berger and this will follow me to the grave, as it should. yep, me, Max Berger. I heartily recommended breaking bread with Marjorie Taylor Greene and couched it with some mealymouthed language that made it sound like "uwu I don't like it any more than you do". I'm a smelly doodoo head
January 5, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hi I'm Max Berger and this will follow me to the grave, as it should. yep, me, Max Berger. I heartily recommended breaking bread with Marjorie Taylor Greene and couched it with some mealymouthed language that made it sound like "uwu I don't like it any more than you do". I'm a smelly doodoo head
hi I'm Max Berger and this will follow me to the grave, as it should. yep, me, Max Berger. I heartily recommended breaking bread with Marjorie Taylor Greene and couched it with some mealymouthed language that made it sound like "uwu I don't like it any more than you do". I'm a smelly doodoo head
January 5, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hi I'm Max Berger and this will follow me to the grave, as it should. yep, me, Max Berger. I heartily recommended breaking bread with Marjorie Taylor Greene and couched it with some mealymouthed language that made it sound like "uwu I don't like it any more than you do". I'm a smelly doodoo head
I bet when Scott Adams goes up to the pearly gates, St. Peter will be the lady with the triangle hair, Roz or something. Rozbert. idk
January 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I bet when Scott Adams goes up to the pearly gates, St. Peter will be the lady with the triangle hair, Roz or something. Rozbert. idk
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OK - now at US v. Nicolas Maduro presentment in SDNY, in Venezuela narco case 1st indicted in 2011, Maduro added in 2020, wife Cilia Flores added last week. Inner City Press has covered it all, including in UN until banned, and will live-skeet, thread below
January 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
OK - now at US v. Nicolas Maduro presentment in SDNY, in Venezuela narco case 1st indicted in 2011, Maduro added in 2020, wife Cilia Flores added last week. Inner City Press has covered it all, including in UN until banned, and will live-skeet, thread below
there's scissoring in every musical if you know your way around iMovie
Apparently after all the sapphic energy they put out surrounding Elphaba and Glinda for that last movie they made Elphaba straight.
This is bullshit. The sapphics were queer bated. From now on if there’s no scissoring in a musical I ain’t wasting my damn time. 😑
This is bullshit. The sapphics were queer bated. From now on if there’s no scissoring in a musical I ain’t wasting my damn time. 😑
January 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
there's scissoring in every musical if you know your way around iMovie
watched the vid of J Kenji making an Oklahoma onion burger before going down for a morning nap and the dreams I had were too chaotic to be interesting to relate, but I'll just say in the end I managed to swindle a dishonest BK manager into letting me have loads of free burgers
January 5, 2026 at 5:23 PM
watched the vid of J Kenji making an Oklahoma onion burger before going down for a morning nap and the dreams I had were too chaotic to be interesting to relate, but I'll just say in the end I managed to swindle a dishonest BK manager into letting me have loads of free burgers
My ex wife’s freakin pot roast!! Ohhhh
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
My ex wife’s freakin pot roast!! Ohhhh
Ok thanks for your input, you had a good go of it
Minnesota has to come first - always.
Today, I’m proud of the work we’ve done to make Minnesota the best place to live and raise kids.
I’ve decided to step out of the race and let others worry about the election while I focus on the work.
Today, I’m proud of the work we’ve done to make Minnesota the best place to live and raise kids.
I’ve decided to step out of the race and let others worry about the election while I focus on the work.
January 5, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Ok thanks for your input, you had a good go of it
I liked when Jack Webb dropped the “Theme from Dragnet” at the beginning and end of each episode of Dragnet. You would think, C’mon man, you can’t just use the “Theme from Dragnet” AGAIN. But he would, and you’d say, Damn, he really was the greatest at doing that. I’ll never doubt you again, King.
January 5, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I liked when Jack Webb dropped the “Theme from Dragnet” at the beginning and end of each episode of Dragnet. You would think, C’mon man, you can’t just use the “Theme from Dragnet” AGAIN. But he would, and you’d say, Damn, he really was the greatest at doing that. I’ll never doubt you again, King.
Something chilling about this Dungeon Keeper…. who thinks evil, is good
January 5, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Something chilling about this Dungeon Keeper…. who thinks evil, is good
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A kick starter to extract the pep from morning people and give it to the deserving
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 AM
A kick starter to extract the pep from morning people and give it to the deserving