Jaime Noir Christley
@rohmersimpson.bsky.social
probably gonna get something to eat
And the chaser
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
And the chaser
Taking the time to savor THE PALM BEACH STORY's screenplay. This bit (from Claudette Colbert's lengthy "Sex always has something to do with it" monologue) positively took my breath away.
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Taking the time to savor THE PALM BEACH STORY's screenplay. This bit (from Claudette Colbert's lengthy "Sex always has something to do with it" monologue) positively took my breath away.
(it's not impossible that Bowie was aware of this)
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
(it's not impossible that Bowie was aware of this)
me: BULLSHIT, YOU'RE NOT A SWEETIE PIE, YOU'RE A KILLER! NOW SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
Chloe:
Chloe:
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
me: BULLSHIT, YOU'RE NOT A SWEETIE PIE, YOU'RE A KILLER! NOW SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
Chloe:
Chloe:
maybe the most expensive cut of meat in the entire world and it looks like what they feed the Snowpiercer poors
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
maybe the most expensive cut of meat in the entire world and it looks like what they feed the Snowpiercer poors
trying something
that's black garlic (in case you thought it was doodies, you sicko), it got all clumpy so I'm trying to see if I put it "in rice" without actually putting it "in rice" it'll de-clump enough to be sprinkle-able once more.
that's black garlic (in case you thought it was doodies, you sicko), it got all clumpy so I'm trying to see if I put it "in rice" without actually putting it "in rice" it'll de-clump enough to be sprinkle-able once more.
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
trying something
that's black garlic (in case you thought it was doodies, you sicko), it got all clumpy so I'm trying to see if I put it "in rice" without actually putting it "in rice" it'll de-clump enough to be sprinkle-able once more.
that's black garlic (in case you thought it was doodies, you sicko), it got all clumpy so I'm trying to see if I put it "in rice" without actually putting it "in rice" it'll de-clump enough to be sprinkle-able once more.
you can hear this
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
you can hear this
I wouldn't worry. It's only down a little bit, and what's more, you have to have the line go down before it can go up!
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I wouldn't worry. It's only down a little bit, and what's more, you have to have the line go down before it can go up!
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a scarf
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a scarf
that's why god created the
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
that's why god created the
this photo: you see that? you see what he's doing there? that's directing right there baby. and I think that's beautiful
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
this photo: you see that? you see what he's doing there? that's directing right there baby. and I think that's beautiful
you caught me overstating! here's the ones I've seen or heard him in, although I can't bring him to mind as vividly as w/ those two
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
you caught me overstating! here's the ones I've seen or heard him in, although I can't bring him to mind as vividly as w/ those two
while you guys were going "I think I'll go see a bad movie" yesterday I rewatched THE MINISTRY OF UNGENTLEMANLY WARFARE and grinned and cackled nonstop for 2 hrs
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
while you guys were going "I think I'll go see a bad movie" yesterday I rewatched THE MINISTRY OF UNGENTLEMANLY WARFARE and grinned and cackled nonstop for 2 hrs
such a weird run
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
such a weird run
me waking up and opening this app
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
me waking up and opening this app
This is the same as when you ask your gf “what’s the matter” and she says “nothing” in a way that expressly indicates that you are in deep shit
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This is the same as when you ask your gf “what’s the matter” and she says “nothing” in a way that expressly indicates that you are in deep shit
Oswald watching Kennedy get his head blown off:
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Oswald watching Kennedy get his head blown off:
