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MisterJayEm
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BLACK LIVES MATTER
Un gringo blanco.
Der Untermensch.
Chicago's #1 Fan.
Utility-Grade Content from Parts Unknown.
Post-Hip/Pre-Retro.
Avant-garbage.
he/him 😷
middle-class/middle-aged/middle-brow
Legal advice: DON'T TALK TO THE COPS.
gmail: misterjayem
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When I'm drowning in darkness or despair, I remind myself of the following:

1) I didn't predict us getting to this, so what makes me think I can predict how this all ends

2) Chicago has stepped up to a degree and with a speed that I would have believed literally impossible
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Has anybody played the Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League game from a few years back? I'm looking through the Xbox store for things to spend a gift card on, and I see it's only $5 currently. Is it worth that?
January 4, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Second covid booster recommended by CDC for adults 65 and older and those who are moderately or severely immunocompromised

"Individuals do not need documentation to prove immunocompromised status, and vaccinators are explicitly instructed not to deny vaccination" for lack of documentation.
"Overall, it is reassuring that protection remains available for those who need it most, though it’s befuddling why the announcement recommending additional covid boosters was so quiet," Dr. Leana S. Wen writes. https://wapo.st/3Nm9JBY
Opinion | The CDC quietly recommends a second covid booster for vulnerable adults
Careful, evidence-based vaccine guidance now arrives with little fanfare.
wapo.st
January 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Tr00pz!!
(Semafor) - The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops ..

@semafor.com
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
January 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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if you are lucky enough to be represented in Congress, you should do this
Call your reps + please read the thread. Do it now, please.

Script.
January 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
One brother is a fascist and the other doesn't mind that his brother is a fascist.

By my count, that's two fascists.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 11h
In a time of increased political polarization, cordiality might seem rare, but the Roberts aren't the only twins in politics on different sides of the aisle who still maintain a bond.
https://cnn.it/4jrDOfA
January 4, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Futurama and then Futurama and then Futurama.
Name your fav show that was cancelled too soon
January 4, 2026 at 2:29 AM
What files?
Epstein what?
What what??
Watch this. Watch again.

"This incredible thing last night... We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us."
January 4, 2026 at 2:25 AM
"And that's the way it is, January 3rd, 2026."
A CBS News staffer told me this after Tony Dokoupil kicked off his CBS Evening News tenure tonight with a lengthy Pete Hegseth interview:

"If this is what Bari and Tony’s CBS Evening News is going to look like, then the we may as well just call ourselves Trump Administration State TV. Pathetic."
January 4, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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Here’s my details

My v e n m o is : @astrotoya
My c a s h a p p : $astrotoya
or PayPal.me/toyamck
I am gonna be evicted soon

I was raped and my rent was due two days ago so please share this. I’m behind by $500
January 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
A: Because the people who had power enough to stop him didn't care enough to stop him.
Epstein disclosures raise key question: why wasn’t he stopped earlier?
New documents reveal numerous missed opportunities as experts and victims condemn US authorities’ failures
www.theguardian.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:00 AM
January 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Compare this to Biden leaving Afghanistan & think about what the incentives are for every American politician
everyone on the tv wants you to know that this is good actually
January 4, 2026 at 12:09 AM
THE WEDDING PLANNER (2001)
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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Alright I did it! Please share this link with anyone you think may be into me: forms.gle/6k7jNydbv1uP...
January 2, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Parents and grandparents,

Don't let your kids join the military.

xoxo,
Army infantry veteran
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 4, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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Let's not forget, millions of Americans voted for Trump. They are our fellow citizens. So regardless of where we stand politically, it is imperative to reach out and tell each and every one of them that they are stupid fucking assholes.
January 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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Right now if nearby!
January 3, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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primary every Democrat
My statement on the capture of the brutal, illegitimate ruler of Venezuela, Nicolás Maduro, and need for a transition to democracy:
January 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Consent isn't gonna manufacture itself.
NYT gonna NYT: "Both Mr. Mamdani and Mr. Maduro identify as socialists, though they have no relationship.” — would be funny if they did this every time you write about two capitalists.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/w...
Mamdani Called Trump to Criticize Venezuela Strikes
www.nytimes.com
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
January 3, 2026 at 9:58 PM
"at least temporarily"
January 3, 2026 at 8:55 PM
After 75 years of American military misadventures, Democratic leadership could have crafted a message opposing American military misadventures if they opposed American military misadventures.
I wonder if anyone has actually polled “how badly would it play if our opponents ran ads saying we were soft on Maduro” or if this moral cowardice is purely instinctual on the part of Democrats.
January 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
"Yeah? Well... They probably moved the WMDs!!"
January 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM