Elizabeth Sandifer
eruditorumpress.com
Elizabeth Sandifer
@eruditorumpress.com
Writer of Last War in Albion, Neoreaction a Basilisk, and TARDIS Eruditorum. Trans anarchist occultist.

A godly woman, but probably not the one you were expecting.
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the fucking billions of dollars
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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JD Vance owns a company that buys American real estate and sells it to foreign investors. They specifically target Americans in crisis to buy their property for less than it is worth.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Hollow Knight: Silksong (Team Cherry, 2025):
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
She just has shower thoughts like the rest of us
Many Judge Anderson stories involve her taking a shower, then having her psychic alarm bells go off.

Cynics might say it's to provide mild titillation for a mostly male readership.

WHAT IF, though, she's literally only had eight showers in her entire life, they're just very poorly-timed?
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Periodic reminder that someone needs to pay @imgarysuarez.bsky.social a large sum of money to write a book about the post-Y2K business dealings of 90s alt acts, entitled, "So Much for the Afterglow."
A depressing thing about contemporary culture is that back in the 90s you had loads of 60s/70s acts making big critically acclaimed returns: Bowie, Dylan, Nelson, Young, Emmylou Harris. And yet you struggle to think of any 90s acts doing the same today.
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I love this site, but man, the experience of going viral on Twitter didn’t involve so many replies that just completely ignore what you actually said that you worry you’re having a stroke.
A depressing thing about contemporary culture is that back in the 90s you had loads of 60s/70s acts making big critically acclaimed returns: Bowie, Dylan, Nelson, Young, Emmylou Harris. And yet you struggle to think of any 90s acts doing the same today.
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
A depressing thing about contemporary culture is that back in the 90s you had loads of 60s/70s acts making big critically acclaimed returns: Bowie, Dylan, Nelson, Young, Emmylou Harris. And yet you struggle to think of any 90s acts doing the same today.
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Stereogum is doing “eighty artists pick their favorite Neil Young song,” and gosh, you don’t say.
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Fwiw it appears to be this motherfucker, not Schumer, who shot the party in the foot this time.

You can see why Clinton chose him.
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Mamdani is going to impose Shishito Law. One in every ten New Yorkers will be unexpectedly spicy.
Mamdani is going to impose Shania Law. It won't impress you much.
Mamdani is going to impose Salvia law. Parsley, rosemary, and thyme will be hunted to extinction.
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Yeah, why bother shutting it down if this is your exit strategy? Trump was losing. He looked awful, slashing food stamps for the sake of it while building that stupid ballroom for his Great Gatsby parties. And now the Dems just hand him a win. Fucking pathetic even for them.
If the Dems blink after all of this, for a deal that all but ensures no ACA subsidies in 2026 anyway, then what was the purpose of letting the shutdown go for 40 days in the first place?
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Not entirely convinced by Republicans’ “if we make the shutdown bad enough people will stop blaming us for it” strategy.
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Lotta shelf space ‘bout to open up at FYE and Newbury Comics.
Funko admits “substantial doubt” it can continue as a going concern amid crashing sales and mounting debt.

The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.

#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
November 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I’m ok with not making being a billionaire a capital crime. We can just do a Running Man type thing where we put them and their money in a labyrinth full of death traps and if they can escape with it they can keep it.
if you claim to be worth a billion dollars you must be forced to care it with you at all times and defend it from anyone who attempts to take it from you.
The whole billionaire/trillionaire this is getting a bit ridiculous. We need a law that makes it illegal to possess more than a billion dollars. If you have more than a billion dollars, you have one year to give it away or the state seizes it and pays for people's healthcare.
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
“Kitchen table issues” is as much about what the Democrats aren’t supposed to talk about (trans rights, Black people, democracy) as what they are. “Affordability” just names the thing in plain terms.
One thing I will say, as a big “affordability” guy, is that it’s interesting how if you want to focus on “kitchen table issues” you’re a hack, consultant brain moron but if your pushing “affordability” you’ve got yr eye on the pulse, have vanquished neoliberalism and r generally killing it.
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Good hit, but come on. “The affordability” is absolutely part of what makes him look senile and out of touch, and not including it in the quote is malpractice.
The same guy who "doesn’t want to hear about affordability" posted about his new marble bathroom 7 times last week.
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Well clearly Panera needs to get more venture capital and better lobbyists.
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
“Do it punk rock” is just excellent advice for Internet content. Tools are cheap and “good enough” is still wildly better than the slop merchants.
here's a draft post on how I do the Pivot to AI videos.
www.youtube.com/@PivotToAI

this is just what I have so far. what details are missing?

what am i dead wrong on?

comment welcome!
November 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Gosh and she was so conciliatory and reasonable about being trans too.
someone went up to sarah mcbride in front of the u.s. congress, hurled her deadname at her loudly and called her a pedophile repeatedly, posted video of the exchange to x, and it is now going wildly viral

i will not share the video

but if you’re not speaking up about this, you’re hurting yourself
November 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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It's genuinely wild how this government is operating on the Nicholas II Principle: so utterly convinced of their divine infallibility that they're making the wrong choice at just about every juncture, slouching towards the cool zone
Fighting courts to cut off the grain dole is facially an insane thing for a government to do! Just begging to get blamed for an extremely destabilizing move for no benefit!
you would think this website knows about the existence of hyperbole
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
He takes after his uncle (improbably affectionate)
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Delighted to learn that it’s legal to throw sandwiches at cops.
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM