Elizabeth Sandifer
eruditorumpress.com
Elizabeth Sandifer
@eruditorumpress.com
Writer of Last War in Albion, Neoreaction a Basilisk, and TARDIS Eruditorum. Trans anarchist occultist.

A godly woman, but probably not the one you were expecting.
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Just kidding, you have a first amendment right to a good grade on all your homework if you're conservative enough
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This is an open and shut case; the essay screenshotted below flatly does not fulfill this assignment. Even if I decided to treat the Bible as a valid source for this purpose, this does not actually do the thing the assignment was asking for.
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Wait, I did this completely wrong didn't I?

Did you hear Tom Stoppard died?
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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I think you need to be open to the possibility that no one is planning any of this and that these guys may not all be on the same page.
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
RIP to one of the best to ever do it. Absolute powerhouse and a legend.
Tom Stoppard, playwright of dazzling wit and playful erudition, dies aged 88
A theatrical sensation since the 1960s, whose dramas included Arcadia, The Real Thing and Leopoldstadt, Stoppard also had huge success as a screenwriter
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Kinda funny that the big wedge issue against trans women is sports, an activity 99.9% of us would rather die than participate in.
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Elizabeth makes the only Thanksgiving dinner I’ve ever even remotely enjoyed. This may not sound like the glowing review that it is, but that meal is working on hard mode, and I barely like food to begin with.
Ok. Tell me your Thanksgiving dinner complaints and I’ll tell you how to fix them.

Culinary questions only. If you ask about your racist uncle, the only answer I’ve got is more rat poison.
I feel about Thanksgiving like I feel about Silksong: git gud, bitch.
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Ok. Tell me your Thanksgiving dinner complaints and I’ll tell you how to fix them.

Culinary questions only. If you ask about your racist uncle, the only answer I’ve got is more rat poison.
I feel about Thanksgiving like I feel about Silksong: git gud, bitch.
the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
You can see how he and Nuzzi got along, yeah.
everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
What’s low key amazing to me here is that all sorts of companies spent money honing legitimately good recommendation algorithms, because AI *is actually good* at the problem “can you play me some music I’ll like.” Like, this was actually a solved problem before we set LLMs on them.
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Love seeing this meme the day after Penn and I start watching Ghost Light.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

I think I win. Awesome lesbian obsessed with power tools + genderfluid marathon runner with talon fingernails? I'll be fine.
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This never would have happened if Lee Hazlewood were still alive.
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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A good pair to this quite well done video essay would be @eruditorumpress.com's On Incomputable Language: An Essay on AI.
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from (vibe-kill edition)
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I feel about Thanksgiving like I feel about Silksong: git gud, bitch.
the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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A thoughtful and enjoyable long read for your Sunday morning.
November 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I want to smash the faces
Of those beautiful boys
Those Christian boys
So you can make me cum
That doesn't make you Jesus
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Last War in Albion about to get upsettingly spicy 😬
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation

They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Actually they’re all just me.
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Someone ask it who would win at video games, Elon Musk or the guys he pays to play video games for him.
Elon appears to have trained Grok to say he would win at everything
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Just to throw some variation in Silksong difficulty discourse, @penn-fp.bsky.social, who is Not A Fan of platformers and found Super Mario World miserably hard, instantaneously took to Silksong and vibes with its “git good” attitude.
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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My “TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS” post has many people asking questions that were already answered by the post
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Reading this and worrying again about whether Angel Bob is conscious or not. (I suppose one reason the p-zombie is terrifying is because you don't know what's happening inside its head, like someone wearing a mask, only in reverse.)
November 20, 2025 at 7:32 AM