Sen. Lemon Gogurt
@ugarles.bsky.social
dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them
https://linktr.ee/ugarles
i will do your podcast
ALABSeries.com with @helldude.bsky.social @wyattprivilege.bsky.social & @garliccorgi.bsky.social
City Saint/Country Saint with @lronmexico.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/ugarles
i will do your podcast
ALABSeries.com with @helldude.bsky.social @wyattprivilege.bsky.social & @garliccorgi.bsky.social
City Saint/Country Saint with @lronmexico.bsky.social
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my name is charles and i cohost ALAB and CitySaint/CountrySaint. In 2026, i am to guest on At Least One More Podcast Episode Than Josh. this thread exists to document those appearances. if you would like me to come on your show, my DMs are open enough, so please reach out!
My brother and I absolutely loved this show when we found it at the end of the UHF dial and my mother could not have hated it more. Apropos of almost nothing I thought of him this week and watched some old clips. They hold up much better than i thought. Pee Wee Herman runs a Morning Zoo energy. RIP.
January 23, 2026 at 12:33 PM
My brother and I absolutely loved this show when we found it at the end of the UHF dial and my mother could not have hated it more. Apropos of almost nothing I thought of him this week and watched some old clips. They hold up much better than i thought. Pee Wee Herman runs a Morning Zoo energy. RIP.
not to rain on your parade but coalie isn't real
*clears throat*
it appears i was first to report on the existence of coalie
it appears i was first to report on the existence of coalie
January 23, 2026 at 4:53 AM
not to rain on your parade but coalie isn't real
P.S. Please give me one billion dollars anyway.
January 23, 2026 at 2:22 AM
P.S. Please give me one billion dollars anyway.
you there boy! what day is it? ... then there's still time!
TIME TO FIND SOMEONE BETTER THAN GAVIN NEWSOM!
TIME TO FIND SOMEONE BETTER THAN GAVIN NEWSOM!
January 23, 2026 at 2:02 AM
you there boy! what day is it? ... then there's still time!
TIME TO FIND SOMEONE BETTER THAN GAVIN NEWSOM!
TIME TO FIND SOMEONE BETTER THAN GAVIN NEWSOM!
Shoutout to @marer2.bsky.social for putting together a Saints starter pack. Football season is right around the corner when you think about it.
January 23, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Shoutout to @marer2.bsky.social for putting together a Saints starter pack. Football season is right around the corner when you think about it.
might have to fuckin' quit therapy now
COLUMBO: just one more thing, sir, uh, you mentioned... when you had this terapy session, you said you made your terapist laugh?
MURDERER: yes?
COLUMBO: like... you were gettin a good grade? in terapy? but maybe you can explain that to me - is that normal ta want? or even possible ta achieve?
MURDERER: yes?
COLUMBO: like... you were gettin a good grade? in terapy? but maybe you can explain that to me - is that normal ta want? or even possible ta achieve?
January 23, 2026 at 12:01 AM
might have to fuckin' quit therapy now
"it's legal now," said famed legal expert alan dersowitz. "it's legal and even good to do."
Jury finds Chicago man not guilty in murder-for-hire case involving U.S. Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino
Live updates via @chicago.suntimes.com : chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...
Live updates via @chicago.suntimes.com : chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...
Verdict reached in murder-for-hire trial involving U.S. Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino: live updates
The unusually swift trial is the first to result from the Trump administration’s aggressive deportation campaign in Chicago, known as Operation Midway Blitz.
chicago.suntimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 10:28 PM
"it's legal now," said famed legal expert alan dersowitz. "it's legal and even good to do."
Dan Goldman's youtube preroll ads very carefully avoid mentioning Israel and have the aesthetics of The Apprentice.
January 22, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Dan Goldman's youtube preroll ads very carefully avoid mentioning Israel and have the aesthetics of The Apprentice.
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me waking up and looking at my phone every morning
January 22, 2026 at 6:05 PM
me waking up and looking at my phone every morning
They're called health bruises. Read a book.
January 22, 2026 at 5:30 PM
They're called health bruises. Read a book.
If you're in nyc, the dept. of sanitation is looking to hire emergency staff to shovel snow after the storm.
$19.14 plus time and a half for OT.
$19.14 plus time and a half for OT.
http://on.nyc.gov/SnowEmploy
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January 22, 2026 at 4:54 PM
If you're in nyc, the dept. of sanitation is looking to hire emergency staff to shovel snow after the storm.
$19.14 plus time and a half for OT.
$19.14 plus time and a half for OT.
Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt
if we abolish the gestapo who will do the important work of the gestapo
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
if we abolish the gestapo who will do the important work of the gestapo
Retweets are not endorsements. 𝘊𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘷. 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱, --- U.S.--- (2026)
January 22, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Retweets are not endorsements. 𝘊𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘷. 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱, --- U.S.--- (2026)
poor guy doesn't want to admit
January 21, 2026 at 8:29 PM
poor guy doesn't want to admit
stocks go down when trump is up late and cranky then go back up when he's given his paci and a nap
January 21, 2026 at 7:52 PM
stocks go down when trump is up late and cranky then go back up when he's given his paci and a nap
guys, he's not doing a local gig in davos. this is an international evil convention that happens to be in a place where the staff speaks german.
January 21, 2026 at 2:34 PM
guys, he's not doing a local gig in davos. this is an international evil convention that happens to be in a place where the staff speaks german.
I have never not felt a little bit of hate in Europe and that's ok. I still enjoy myself and I talk back. Same as it ever was except we can bond over a beer waiting for it to happen.
"will europeans hate us even though we're smol beans who didn't vote for him" feels like a really narcissistic discourse even by our unbelievably highly narcissistic standards
January 21, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I have never not felt a little bit of hate in Europe and that's ok. I still enjoy myself and I talk back. Same as it ever was except we can bond over a beer waiting for it to happen.
The Senator is returning to Capistrano.
January 21, 2026 at 6:12 AM
The Senator is returning to Capistrano.
I feel so bad for anyone who finds out it happened while in a place where they need to exercise decorum, caution or restraint. I'll tell you right now that if anything happens to me and then you get an alert during my funeral, you interrupt the rabbi right away. Brighten everyone's day.
January 21, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I feel so bad for anyone who finds out it happened while in a place where they need to exercise decorum, caution or restraint. I'll tell you right now that if anything happens to me and then you get an alert during my funeral, you interrupt the rabbi right away. Brighten everyone's day.
everyone thinks that cruz is fleeing bad weather but actually he's fleeing power outages and accountability
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 6:00 AM
everyone thinks that cruz is fleeing bad weather but actually he's fleeing power outages and accountability
After dropping his hair dryer in the tub he insisted by installed on Air Force One, the internal electrical system briefly went offline and President Donald Trump passed away, shitting "at least four pounds worth" into. Reached for comment, Melania Trump said "Who iss Dunald?"
January 21, 2026 at 4:38 AM
After dropping his hair dryer in the tub he insisted by installed on Air Force One, the internal electrical system briefly went offline and President Donald Trump passed away, shitting "at least four pounds worth" into. Reached for comment, Melania Trump said "Who iss Dunald?"
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This has been a test of The Funny Thing Happened Broadcast Service, and you all did great. See you next time
January 21, 2026 at 3:53 AM
This has been a test of The Funny Thing Happened Broadcast Service, and you all did great. See you next time
what if they turned the plane around because he forgot his binky
January 21, 2026 at 3:53 AM
what if they turned the plane around because he forgot his binky
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I flew 10,000 miles to New York City to say one thing:
bodega cats are overrated
bodega cats are overrated
January 20, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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hit my deductible
I'm Fondled by My Gynecologist, and I'm About to...
January 20, 2026 at 10:06 PM
hit my deductible