Sen. Lemon Gogurt
@ugarles.bsky.social
dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them
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i will do your podcast
ALABSeries.com with @helldude.bsky.social @wyattprivilege.bsky.social & @garliccorgi.bsky.social
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https://linktr.ee/ugarles
i will do your podcast
ALABSeries.com with @helldude.bsky.social @wyattprivilege.bsky.social & @garliccorgi.bsky.social
City Saint/Country Saint with @lronmexico.bsky.social
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It's the fourth win in a row for the Saints and @lronmexico.bsky.social and I are suffering from Too Much Winning. And what a treat to be joined by@jessefarrar.com from YKS and Go Off Kings to talk about the game (and rooting for struggling teams).
City Saint/Country Saint S3E17 - Titans with Jesse Farrar
Four wins in a row by the Saints, 34-26 over the Titans on the road this week, but it barely compares to our guest, the lovely Jesse Farrar of Your Kickstarter Sucks and The Go Off Kings.
You can su
soundcloud.com
ok football is over for tonight so you can listen now and also i can properly tag our friend, jf @jessefarrar.com.
Hi, I'm Frank Thomas and there's nothing Big Hurt about a limp noodle.
January 4, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Hi, I'm Frank Thomas and there's nothing Big Hurt about a limp noodle.
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Trump in the SCIF pics he posted is doing some of the most overtly 2:12am Going Back For More Olive work of his life.
January 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Trump in the SCIF pics he posted is doing some of the most overtly 2:12am Going Back For More Olive work of his life.
really leaning in to being comfortable with losing. 4 y place schedule? better draft pick? rams pick is worse? screw the bucs? I'll play qb.
Being the garbage kingmaker of the NFC South is the final form of Falcons-Saints. For six grim decades the entire gruesome rivalry built toward this
January 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
really leaning in to being comfortable with losing. 4 y place schedule? better draft pick? rams pick is worse? screw the bucs? I'll play qb.
With this Buccaneers victory I am starting to think that the Saints need to give Jake Haener one more start.
I love how the math in the NFL Playoff scenario means the Bengals could still make it in somehow because of this Bucs win
January 4, 2026 at 12:30 AM
With this Buccaneers victory I am starting to think that the Saints need to give Jake Haener one more start.
Congress declines to authorize the invasion / kidnapping. The administration begins proceedings to deport Maduro to Greenland, then invades Greenland.
If they invoke Rule IX in the House they'll have to vote on it. What happens after that isn't certain, but they can force votes on this as often as anyone in the House wants to.
Like you said, they should do it.
Like you said, they should do it.
January 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Congress declines to authorize the invasion / kidnapping. The administration begins proceedings to deport Maduro to Greenland, then invades Greenland.
this is why the Maduro indictment doesn't mention his ink
Clinton appointee Judge Alvin Hellerstein has Maduro’s case. Last spring, he barred the Trump admin from removing Venezuelans from the US under the Alien Enemies Act, which he said had been applied unlawfully
“These people are being thrown out of the country because of tattoos”
“These people are being thrown out of the country because of tattoos”
Happening now: From the bench, Judge Alvin Hellerstein indicates he’ll extend a TRO barring removals of Venezuelans detained in SDNY under the Alien Enemies Act. Detailing horrific conditions at CECOT, he partly cited the likelihood of irreparable harm.
“What way is that to treat a (human) being?”
“What way is that to treat a (human) being?”
January 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
this is why the Maduro indictment doesn't mention his ink
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in a better world, you would be limited to five screencaps a year of accounts you don’t like. after that, the computer would slip you a mild sedative and quietly block the person from all of your devices until next January.
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
in a better world, you would be limited to five screencaps a year of accounts you don’t like. after that, the computer would slip you a mild sedative and quietly block the person from all of your devices until next January.
ok now it doesn't sound so bad
Hegel says somewhere that all world-historical persons and events happen, as it were, three times - what he fails to add is, first as tragedy, then as farce, and finally as a podcast.
January 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
ok now it doesn't sound so bad
calm down what usually happens in cases like this is we are welcomed as liberators but we carefully plan for any bumps in the road
January 3, 2026 at 5:42 PM
calm down what usually happens in cases like this is we are welcomed as liberators but we carefully plan for any bumps in the road
give president grandpa a break he put his dentures in backwards because he's eepy from watching the invasion live
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
give president grandpa a break he put his dentures in backwards because he's eepy from watching the invasion live
wake up at 530 and everyone is talking about how we kidnapped a foreign head of state which is not great for "falling back asleep" and feels like a punishment for checking my phone. as the protagonist of reality, I apologize to all of you for my sins.
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 AM
wake up at 530 and everyone is talking about how we kidnapped a foreign head of state which is not great for "falling back asleep" and feels like a punishment for checking my phone. as the protagonist of reality, I apologize to all of you for my sins.
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everyone thinks the head of their country is so great but do you know if they can identify a picture of a camel? i know they'd say they could but our president *proved* it. and he proved it many times with a camel picture expert to show exactly how much he knows what a camel looks like.
January 3, 2026 at 4:19 AM
everyone thinks the head of their country is so great but do you know if they can identify a picture of a camel? i know they'd say they could but our president *proved* it. and he proved it many times with a camel picture expert to show exactly how much he knows what a camel looks like.
finished watching deadloch and was recommended deadwater fell - a joke that will only make sense if you've seen both but if you have it's very funny
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 AM
finished watching deadloch and was recommended deadwater fell - a joke that will only make sense if you've seen both but if you have it's very funny
i joked with my dad (rip) about having a cigarette machine in his pharmacy in the 1970's and he shrugged his shoulders and said that Rx didn't pay the rent; the shampoo and cigarettes and assorted other crap in the front of the store did.
drugstores should simply not be selling homeopathic bullshit!
probably my most authoritarian opinion is that there should be a large scale crackdown on so-called "alternative medicine"
January 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
i joked with my dad (rip) about having a cigarette machine in his pharmacy in the 1970's and he shrugged his shoulders and said that Rx didn't pay the rent; the shampoo and cigarettes and assorted other crap in the front of the store did.
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January 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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I suspect transgender rights and higher education are two issues where NYT leadership is as opposed to the progressive left's positions as the right's. So they lean into right-wing framing of those subjects to rebut broader liberal bias charges. transnews.network/p/a-directiv...
'A directive from above': Former NYT editor lays out how the paper pushes anti-trans bigotry
In this in-depth interview, former New York Times editor Billie Jean Sweeney details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, how some staff tried to stop it, how it's directe...
transnews.network
January 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I suspect transgender rights and higher education are two issues where NYT leadership is as opposed to the progressive left's positions as the right's. So they lean into right-wing framing of those subjects to rebut broader liberal bias charges. transnews.network/p/a-directiv...
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ok football is over for tonight so you can listen now and also i can properly tag our friend, jf @jessefarrar.com.
It's the fourth win in a row for the Saints and @lronmexico.bsky.social and I are suffering from Too Much Winning. And what a treat to be joined by@jessefarrar.com from YKS and Go Off Kings to talk about the game (and rooting for struggling teams).
City Saint/Country Saint S3E17 - Titans with Jesse Farrar
Four wins in a row by the Saints, 34-26 over the Titans on the road this week, but it barely compares to our guest, the lovely Jesse Farrar of Your Kickstarter Sucks and The Go Off Kings.
You can su
soundcloud.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:18 AM
ok football is over for tonight so you can listen now and also i can properly tag our friend, jf @jessefarrar.com.
in my experience this is the secret to a long marriage
sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
January 2, 2026 at 5:56 AM
in my experience this is the secret to a long marriage
DEMON: Charles, Alison, you have been cursed to be permanently joined together.
ME: Technically, only she is cursed.
ME: Technically, only she is cursed.
Hate to find out my new house is built on some kind of fantastical bullshit
January 2, 2026 at 5:32 AM
DEMON: Charles, Alison, you have been cursed to be permanently joined together.
ME: Technically, only she is cursed.
ME: Technically, only she is cursed.
ok football is over for tonight so you can listen now and also i can properly tag our friend, jf @jessefarrar.com.
It's the fourth win in a row for the Saints and @lronmexico.bsky.social and I are suffering from Too Much Winning. And what a treat to be joined by@jessefarrar.com from YKS and Go Off Kings to talk about the game (and rooting for struggling teams).
City Saint/Country Saint S3E17 - Titans with Jesse Farrar
Four wins in a row by the Saints, 34-26 over the Titans on the road this week, but it barely compares to our guest, the lovely Jesse Farrar of Your Kickstarter Sucks and The Go Off Kings.
You can su
soundcloud.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:18 AM
ok football is over for tonight so you can listen now and also i can properly tag our friend, jf @jessefarrar.com.
Has anyone ever won D2 and D1 championships? I'm assuming it's a definite no for starting QBs.
January 2, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Has anyone ever won D2 and D1 championships? I'm assuming it's a definite no for starting QBs.
Not pleased that lane kiffin has me rooting for The Confederacy.
January 2, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Not pleased that lane kiffin has me rooting for The Confederacy.
it can now begin its conversion to judaism
Three times before the cock crows, the post game award stage shall be denied.
January 2, 2026 at 4:57 AM
it can now begin its conversion to judaism