Sen. Lemon Gogurt
ugarles.bsky.social
Sen. Lemon Gogurt
@ugarles.bsky.social
dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them
https://linktr.ee/ugarles

i will do your podcast
ALABSeries.com with @helldude.bsky.social @wyattprivilege.bsky.social & @garliccorgi.bsky.social
City Saint/Country Saint with @lronmexico.bsky.social
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As we face the bleak future of our franchise, @lronmexico.bsky.social and I are barely holding it together after the brutal loss to the Rams. Nobody gets our ass because *St. Louis* Rams fan @turpin4prez.bsky.social has no love for the LA version. Stick to the end for offseason pod news.
City Saint / Country Saint S3E9 Rams with Alex Turpin of Here's A Guy
The Saints were humiliated once again, this time 34-10 by the Rams, and Ron and Charles are starting to get tired of it. Nobody was here to get our asses because we have another ex-fan joining us. St.
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"hit it from orbit" line is not getting enough credit because if dr. dazzle didn't pause i'd have missed the killer tag because i was laughing so hard
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
His best work since Wet Hot American Summer
I think Nick Sirianni is trying his best
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
insane that the eagles let this chance happen lol
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
does anyone out there know a punting analyst who has or could make a compilation of saints punter kai kroeger i am not a crackpot
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
the man looks like he's trying to fall on the sword for his big bro who keeps getting called a sex pest
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Trump is dumb so he talks like a child but if you were asked what magnets are made of - which is the point he was making - he's probably got you dead to rights. he's definitely got me. is it really mostly rare earth metals? doubt it for like wooly willy but for more complicated tech? no idea!
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
this place is right near sloan kettering but it was never open when i was in the area to visit family. i suppose i have no choice if i want to eat there: i will get cancer.
Grabbed some post-announcement fuel at Chamoun’s Way. You’ll be seeing a lot more of these faces.

📸 credit to Jon Simone
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt
If the news has you needing to disassociate for a little bit, please enjoy the @mobute.bsky.social & @davidjroth.bsky.social It's Christmastown podcast I guested on, along with @andylevy.net and @ugarles.bsky.social -- where we dissect a Hallmark movie's attempt at latkes and Hanukah
A magical matchmaker who looks like Lady Moff Tarkin brings together coastal deli dynasties with the help of Lisa Loeb and a doorman so two cloned Bubbes can fight over potatoes in an almost anthropologically Jewish Hallmark movie.
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141 - The Great Yiddish Bake Off
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November 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
not great man,
going to assume this is about medication for your ass hole
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
thanks to those who helped by sharing this. found what i needed and am deleting now.
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
they understand insurance. the entire premise of libertarian opposition to mandatory insurance is that they should not have to care about anyone else and be permitted to take risks. it's the same opposition to vaccination and taxation.

they are bad neighbors.
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
is it just me or did guys start performatively reading around when i looked up for validation after reaching diamond on clash royale
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The Year is 2025. Vape stores are now battlefields.
of all the things about this deal that are pissing me off this might have pissed me off the most
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
look, idiot. i can see the carrot, i'm hungry, i'm going to walk towards it. this is simply how the senate works and if you could raise $230,000,000 by promising a carrot you'd know that.
They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
we can't lose the filibuster, a procedural anomaly only our opponents take advantage of, because if we try to use it they threaten to end it, though they actually won't, since they use it
We need to kill the filibuster if only so the student government people doing real government jobs can’t keep not doing actual stuff out of Fear They Could Lose The Filibuster
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
great news everyone i have struck a deal for us where your ass does not get kicked until next month unless the other guy wants to kick your ass now
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I think President State Your Name may be losing it
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
new orleans saints victory formation let's hear it
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
iams commercial about fat Garfield looks like mpreg
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Californication came on the radio at the bar. White patron next to me started quietly singing along to the opening lines just as the black bartender turned around to change the song.
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
two third down stops, including a red zone pick, wiped out by penalties away from the play before giving up the TD
Saints are in alternate uniforms today. I guess I would be embarrassed if people recognized me as a Saints player too.
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Donald Trump has requested that he be credited with a 12-yard rushing touchdown.
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
fine i'll do one
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 AM
the democrats will start running on introducing a 100 year mortgage
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM