BensNotWriting
@bensnotwriting.bsky.social
Non-binary (they/he). Pansexual. Anti-AI. Exhausted optimist.
Owner & editor of Sliced Up Press. I also write!
Owner & editor of Sliced Up Press. I also write!
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We just had some new activity on my Malenia Kickstarter and now we're 69% funded!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/moo...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/moo...
February 6, 2026 at 10:06 AM
We just had some new activity on my Malenia Kickstarter and now we're 69% funded!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/moo...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/moo...
"If I can swallow milk right from a cow's udder before you can pasteurise it, who's going to win the race?"
“If I can generate a book in a day, and you need six months to write a book, who’s going to win the race?” God this is bleak
The New Fabio Is Claude
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:19 PM
"If I can swallow milk right from a cow's udder before you can pasteurise it, who's going to win the race?"
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Never forget the anniversary of King Taejong falling off his horse!
February 8, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Never forget the anniversary of King Taejong falling off his horse!
"Read about how bad this political thing is on my substack!"
GET THE FUCK OFF OF SUBSTACK
GET THE FUCK OFF OF SUBSTACK
February 7, 2026 at 8:29 PM
"Read about how bad this political thing is on my substack!"
GET THE FUCK OFF OF SUBSTACK
GET THE FUCK OFF OF SUBSTACK
Sometimes I remember the TV show Lexx and I think to myself what the fuck was that show, and also, I need to watch that show again
February 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Sometimes I remember the TV show Lexx and I think to myself what the fuck was that show, and also, I need to watch that show again
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Reason no. 35476543578 to abandon the Nazi newsletter platform of choice.
Substack confirms data breach affects users' email addresses and phone numbers | TechCrunch
Substack said that customer data was accessed in October 2025 but wasn't discovered until early February.
techcrunch.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Reason no. 35476543578 to abandon the Nazi newsletter platform of choice.
wake me when they do typing of the dead
Isabela Merced will star in Paul W.S. Anderson's video game adaptation THE HOUSE OF THE DEAD.
“It’s going to be immersive and very, very scary,” Anderson promises. “It’ll all play out in real time, so it reflects the experience of playing the video game."
Source: @deadline.com
“It’s going to be immersive and very, very scary,” Anderson promises. “It’ll all play out in real time, so it reflects the experience of playing the video game."
Source: @deadline.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:40 PM
wake me when they do typing of the dead
So I'm following dietary advice alongside meds to keep my blood pressure healthy and WHY DID I EVER STOP EATING SO MANY VEGGIES
Seriously, I used to be vegetarian, then vegan, back to veggie again, then I put chicken & fish back into my diet to increase my protein but VEGGIES MY BELOVED
Seriously, I used to be vegetarian, then vegan, back to veggie again, then I put chicken & fish back into my diet to increase my protein but VEGGIES MY BELOVED
a man is smiling and saying `` so good '' while sitting in a restaurant .
Alt: so good dot gif
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:32 PM
So I'm following dietary advice alongside meds to keep my blood pressure healthy and WHY DID I EVER STOP EATING SO MANY VEGGIES
Seriously, I used to be vegetarian, then vegan, back to veggie again, then I put chicken & fish back into my diet to increase my protein but VEGGIES MY BELOVED
Seriously, I used to be vegetarian, then vegan, back to veggie again, then I put chicken & fish back into my diet to increase my protein but VEGGIES MY BELOVED
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scream 7? don't know her
February 4, 2026 at 2:51 PM
scream 7? don't know her
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
how does he manage to look even more divorced with every photo
February 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
how does he manage to look even more divorced with every photo
Psycho Goreman
What’s everyone’s favorite dad movie
Trying to do a daily dumb little prompt to not think about The Horrors
February 4, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Psycho Goreman
has linehan complained about not being in the epstein files yet
February 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
has linehan complained about not being in the epstein files yet
let_it_die dot gif
February 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
let_it_die dot gif
Furthermore, mon dieu
February 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Furthermore, mon dieu
This is masterful stuff.
Hugo eligibility post!
“The Cuddled Little Vice,” my book-length essay on the poison legacy of Sandman, is eligible for Best Related Work.
“The Cuddled Little Vice,” my book-length essay on the poison legacy of Sandman, is eligible for Best Related Work.
The Cuddled Little Vice (Sandman)
Previously in The Last War in Albion: Alan Moore wrote Watchmen, which, for complicated reasons involving William S. Burroughs and the weak nuclear force, ended the Cold War and replaced it with a mag...
www.eruditorumpress.com
February 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
This is masterful stuff.
Literally just watched the Make Some Noise episode where Brennan goes on a rant about crypto being used by fascists and, welp
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Literally just watched the Make Some Noise episode where Brennan goes on a rant about crypto being used by fascists and, welp
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the confirmation of contemporary transphobia as a political movement has been the brainchild of a boys club made up of some of the most disgusting monsters in recent memory to explicitly keep trans women disenfranchised so as to subjugate and exploit us for their own sexual gain is like
a lot, dawg
a lot, dawg
February 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
the confirmation of contemporary transphobia as a political movement has been the brainchild of a boys club made up of some of the most disgusting monsters in recent memory to explicitly keep trans women disenfranchised so as to subjugate and exploit us for their own sexual gain is like
a lot, dawg
a lot, dawg
Nicki going for the rare Super Cancellation here
people get to a level of religious that make them sound completely detached from reality and insane it’s kind of terrifying
February 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Nicki going for the rare Super Cancellation here
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i have a license to open carry bofa
January 31, 2026 at 5:12 PM
i have a license to open carry bofa
Gimme gimme gimme
We're LIVE!!
You can preorder on Kickstarter, or if you have no credit card, you can preorder via my website! www.moonlorebookstore.com/shop/malenia...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/moo...
#EldenRing #Art
Any shares are super apprecited!
You can preorder on Kickstarter, or if you have no credit card, you can preorder via my website! www.moonlorebookstore.com/shop/malenia...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/moo...
#EldenRing #Art
Any shares are super apprecited!
February 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Gimme gimme gimme
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We're LIVE!!
You can preorder on Kickstarter, or if you have no credit card, you can preorder via my website! www.moonlorebookstore.com/shop/malenia...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/moo...
#EldenRing #Art
Any shares are super apprecited!
You can preorder on Kickstarter, or if you have no credit card, you can preorder via my website! www.moonlorebookstore.com/shop/malenia...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/moo...
#EldenRing #Art
Any shares are super apprecited!
February 1, 2026 at 11:08 AM
We're LIVE!!
You can preorder on Kickstarter, or if you have no credit card, you can preorder via my website! www.moonlorebookstore.com/shop/malenia...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/moo...
#EldenRing #Art
Any shares are super apprecited!
You can preorder on Kickstarter, or if you have no credit card, you can preorder via my website! www.moonlorebookstore.com/shop/malenia...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/moo...
#EldenRing #Art
Any shares are super apprecited!
KEEP WELL CLEAR AT LOW SPEED
January 30, 2026 at 9:29 PM
KEEP WELL CLEAR AT LOW SPEED
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We are elated to announce the BRAVE NEW WEIRD Award Winners, Class of 2025!
This year's Table of Contents truly has something for everyone...as long as you like it Weird.
BRAVE NEW WEIRD: The Best New Weird Horror + More Vol. Four is out in July.
Congratulations, Weirdos🖤☠️
tinyurl.com/47f6tt48
This year's Table of Contents truly has something for everyone...as long as you like it Weird.
BRAVE NEW WEIRD: The Best New Weird Horror + More Vol. Four is out in July.
Congratulations, Weirdos🖤☠️
tinyurl.com/47f6tt48
BRAVE NEW WEIRD: The Best New Weird Horror + More, Vol. 4, Table of Contents! — tenebrous press
The Weird Fiction scene is as healthy now as it's ever been, and I think this collection—our fourth!—might have the broadest appeal yet. Much as Tenebrous continues to evolve, so has our selections pr...
tenebrouspress.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:52 PM
We are elated to announce the BRAVE NEW WEIRD Award Winners, Class of 2025!
This year's Table of Contents truly has something for everyone...as long as you like it Weird.
BRAVE NEW WEIRD: The Best New Weird Horror + More Vol. Four is out in July.
Congratulations, Weirdos🖤☠️
tinyurl.com/47f6tt48
This year's Table of Contents truly has something for everyone...as long as you like it Weird.
BRAVE NEW WEIRD: The Best New Weird Horror + More Vol. Four is out in July.
Congratulations, Weirdos🖤☠️
tinyurl.com/47f6tt48
yessssssssss get double wrecked losers
January 29, 2026 at 7:24 PM
yessssssssss get double wrecked losers