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MisterJayEm
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BLACK LIVES MATTER
Un gringo blanco.
Der Untermensch.
Chicago's #1 Fan.
Utility-Grade Content from Parts Unknown.
Post-Hip/Pre-Retro.
Avant-garbage.
he/him 😷
middle-class/middle-aged/middle-brow
Legal advice: DON'T TALK TO THE COPS.
gmail: misterjayem
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"I Ain't Reading All That" refers to a screenshot of a direct message in which a person wrote, "I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened." After being posted on Twitter in late 2019, the screenshot has become a popular reaction image to long posts, similar to tl;dr. In early October 2025, California Governor Gavin Newsom notably used the meme on Twitter / X.
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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And the character would be "Mister Sponk"
"Monk" DVD cover but it says SPONK and Monk has Mr Spock's head
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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International Men's Day < International Male Day
Photo-illustration of International Male, "a mail-order catalog packed with ripped male bodies and seriously bold fashion, from yellow high-waisted military pants to coral mesh tank tops." More info here: https://www.gq.com/story/international-male-fashion-history
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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If you see this post your getaway vehicle
Chevy pickup, no wheels, on blocks
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Have you ever connected two dots -- and then immediately regretted that dots were ever invented?

www.popjustice.com/briefing/tha...
The promotional photograph for the song "Jailbait" by "Livvy"
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Stan Hanson, dripping of chewing tobacco, with the speech bubble dealie making him look like he's saying the quoted post
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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"You know the score, pal..."
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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locations.wafflehouse.com/region/US/IN
Map of Waffle House locations in and around Indianapolis, Indiana
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Oh bull shit.
Maximum Metallica satellite radio channel playing Rage Against the Machine "Bulls on Parade" an alleged "Lars pick" Close up of the "Lars pick" claim
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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An homage?
Madeline Khan as Lili Von Shtüpp in BLAZING SADDLES (1974)
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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"Here are some suggestions based on our determination that you are a hillbilly:"
"Jay, check out listings near you "Marketplace finds for you" [Photograph of wheel-less Chevy pickup truck on blocks.]
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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What a goofy response.

Wolverines are from Michigan.
University of Michigan logos many of which feature their wolverine mascot.
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Pagus, Jesus' half-brother, as illustrated by the great Michael Kupperman in "Holiday Frolics" https://michaelkupperman.com/comics-1
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Miss Piggy in a Muppets' "Pigs in Space" sketch
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Panel from The Watchmen: Ozymandias saying, "I did it thirty-five minutes ago." Rorschach and Nite Owl arrive at Ozymandias' base in hopes of putting a stop to his master plan. Unfortunately, there is one problem: he claims he wasn't going to brag about it and then leave them a chance to stop him. Ozymandias declares that he instead put it in motion thirty-five minutes before their arrival.
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Arrested Development still: Michael asks "Her?" about Ann, but the caption says "Him?" "Her?" is a commonly said quote by Michael Bluth about his son's girlfriend Ann Veal. Because of her plainness, Michael constantly forgets who she is and when reminded asks, Her? because he is not supportive of his son's relationship with Ann.
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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“Being an old farm boy myself, chickens coming home to roost never did make me sad; they always made me glad.” -- Malcolm X, December 1, 1963
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene tweet: I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. The man I supported and helped get elected. Aggressive rhetoric attacking me has historically led to death threats and multiple convictions of men who were radicalized by the same type rhetoric being directed at me right now. This time by the President of the United States. As a woman I take threats from men seriously.
November 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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The "highway" in question is literally a dead-end street.
Map showing the Broadview ICE facility on Beach, a dead-end street with only one point of access.
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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And when that "highway" is open, it's literally a dead end street.
Map showing the Broadview ICE facility located on Beach, a dead-end street.
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Dig Dug is a 1982 maze video game developed and published by Namco for Japanese and European arcades; it was distributed by Atari, Inc. in North America. The player digs underground tunnels to attack enemies in each level, by either inflating them to bursting or crushing them underneath rocks.
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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*Record scratch*

*Freeze frame*

"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation..."
“Faith leader, Michael Woolf, minister at Lake Street Church of Evanston, is detained by Illinois State Police during a protest against immigration actions, outside the Broadview ICE facility in Chicago, Illinois, U.S., November 14, 2025. REUTERS/Jim Vondruska”
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Postcard from Broadview
"Jesus is PISSED" Handwritten cardboard sign leaning against a woven-wire fence outside the Broadview ICE detention center
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Or -- and hear me out, now -- we legalize their destruction.
Magnus Robot Fighter comics cover featuring Magnus Robot Fighter fighting robots. As one does.
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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The cover of issue zero of Magnus, Robot Fighter. It depicts Magnus, Robot Fighter fighting robots.
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Happy Sadie Hawkins Day to all those who celebrate!!
"Lil Abner" comic book cover showing Daisy Mae crying as Abner is carried away by a burley Joan L. Sullivan. Daisy: "Oh! Unhappy Sadie Hawkins Day! Ah is (sob) late agin!!" Abner: "Ah was toowore out t' ex-cape!!" Joan: "SHADDUP! Yo' is about t' become MISTER Joan L. Sullivan!!" Oh dear.
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM