Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
Lawyer. Whiskey enthusiast.
📍 Houston
📍 Houston
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Anyways, fuck Ted Cruz.
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America is great but Americans are by and large very stupid unfortunately. What can you do
The annual inflation rate fell 6.5pp in 28 months running up to the 2024 election and instead of concluding that inflation was a temporary, global phenomenon following a period of collapsed int'l trade volume American voters decided it was personally Joe Biden's fault and elected a felonious lunatic
January 4, 2026 at 12:53 AM
America is great but Americans are by and large very stupid unfortunately. What can you do
Everything is pretty bad right now but go look at the Moon tonight. Holy shit.
January 4, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Everything is pretty bad right now but go look at the Moon tonight. Holy shit.
These people are fucking insane and should be exiled from polite society when this is over, at the very least.
January 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
These people are fucking insane and should be exiled from polite society when this is over, at the very least.
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DNC chair somehow capable of a more full throated statement than any Democratic leader in congress
My full statement on Trump’s unconstitutional military operations in Venezuela:
January 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
DNC chair somehow capable of a more full throated statement than any Democratic leader in congress
Saddam Hussein was captured on December 13, 2003. The last U.S. troops left Iraq over eight years later. This isn’t the end of something, it’s very likely the beginning. But Trump won’t be around to deal with it so he doesn’t give a shit.
January 3, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Saddam Hussein was captured on December 13, 2003. The last U.S. troops left Iraq over eight years later. This isn’t the end of something, it’s very likely the beginning. But Trump won’t be around to deal with it so he doesn’t give a shit.
Remember, this is all worth it to them so they can say the r-slur again.
January 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Remember, this is all worth it to them so they can say the r-slur again.
oh they got this all screwed up
January 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
oh they got this all screwed up
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JD Vance: This is a law enforcement operation to bring a narco terrorist to Justice
The President:
The President:
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
JD Vance: This is a law enforcement operation to bring a narco terrorist to Justice
The President:
The President:
I am not in any way joking: if you re-elected Donald Trump you should lose the right to vote for at least ten years.
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I am not in any way joking: if you re-elected Donald Trump you should lose the right to vote for at least ten years.
Millennials to Gen Zers watching the United States destabilize an entire region under false pretenses for oil
January 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Millennials to Gen Zers watching the United States destabilize an entire region under false pretenses for oil
Chuck Schumer is drafting the sassiest letter you’ve ever seen.
January 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Chuck Schumer is drafting the sassiest letter you’ve ever seen.
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this is all happening because 80,000 people in the 6 states where votes actually count googled "joe bidon still presdinant?" on election day morning
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 AM
this is all happening because 80,000 people in the 6 states where votes actually count googled "joe bidon still presdinant?" on election day morning
Welp, we’re destabilizing another global region for their oil without any thought of consequences or repercussions time to go to F45 and do my grocery shopping
January 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Welp, we’re destabilizing another global region for their oil without any thought of consequences or repercussions time to go to F45 and do my grocery shopping
The authoritarianism will continue until you stop talking about the ages of the girls who President Trump has had sex with.
January 3, 2026 at 2:46 PM
The authoritarianism will continue until you stop talking about the ages of the girls who President Trump has had sex with.
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What the fuck is this headline
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump reut.rs/3YWbo3K
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump
Nicolas Maduro ruled Venezuela with a heavy hand for more than 12 years, presiding over deep economic and social crises and resisting pressure from domestic opponents and foreign governments for political change.
reut.rs
January 3, 2026 at 2:10 PM
What the fuck is this headline
We need a big timeline of the War in Iraq with an arrow pointing to when Saddam was captured saying “You are Here.”
January 3, 2026 at 2:29 PM
We need a big timeline of the War in Iraq with an arrow pointing to when Saddam was captured saying “You are Here.”
Man, if we still had a Congress they’d be PISSED about this.
January 3, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Man, if we still had a Congress they’d be PISSED about this.
when no one is talking about how the President is a pedophile anymore
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
when no one is talking about how the President is a pedophile anymore
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we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind
January 3, 2026 at 9:34 AM
we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind
Maduro just needs to buy $50M of MelaniaCoin to clear this right up.
January 3, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Maduro just needs to buy $50M of MelaniaCoin to clear this right up.
At least George W. Bush had the courtesy to lie to our faces before destabilizing an entire global region for their oil.
January 3, 2026 at 12:54 PM
At least George W. Bush had the courtesy to lie to our faces before destabilizing an entire global region for their oil.