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murphmama.bsky.social
@murphmama.bsky.social
.oib rehtona tsuJ✋🤚Just another bio.
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I used to send free art to random people back on the birdie app.

Should I do it again?🤔

Let me know here and I'll pick a random peopley type person to send some free art.... you know...if you're into that sorta thing
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Find me again among the trees, in the whisper of the wind and quiet of the sea.
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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most of adulthood is just marveling at the date and saying how fast the year is going by
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Eating grilled cheese watching game shows
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
That duck is sassy.
December 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Never had my kids take pictures with a mall Santa. Not once.
November 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Therapist: have you ever stopped to think-

Me: no
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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crowds of trees > crowds of people
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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James Talarico Calling Out Fake Christian
Conservatives
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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I'm very much like a superhero in that I too enjoy wearing my undergarments on the outside
October 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I am not in a good mood.
You've been warned.
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November 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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I’m like if a ramblin’ man stayed home
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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I'm old enough (gen x) that some of my behaviour as a child and teen baffle me. But when I think about it, I realize I was going through a major depression and no one noticed or cared.
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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You can tell which angels live among us by their hubcap diamond star halos
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Not going is the new leaving early.
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Longing just wandering the earth.
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Sit me next to the folks who can talk openly about Bigfoot being an interdimensional being that can teleport *only*.
November 29, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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Feathering my hair
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I absolutely welcome the invisibility and androgyny of aging.
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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tesla truck in the carpool lane like bitch you ain’t got no friends
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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sorry I went through your dog door and rearranged your furniture
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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The Little Engine That Could But Decided Not To Because Fuck You
April 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Them: any plans for Christmas?

Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Now we festive af.
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM