@illogicalvulcan.bsky.social
Brooklyn-based cis lesbian tech nerd. I play softball and do crosswords. I like sports, books, theatre, and voting. Part sheepdog.
I've lost my planner. Is that bad?
February 4, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I've lost my planner. Is that bad?
Excited to visit a land with temperatures above freezing, and where I can walk more than 20 feet without seeing an ad for that fucking movie. And to see the fam, I guess.
February 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Excited to visit a land with temperatures above freezing, and where I can walk more than 20 feet without seeing an ad for that fucking movie. And to see the fam, I guess.
Cool new mayor making it hard for me to be a cynical New Yorker complaining about my mayor
Today, I made historic appointments who will lead key agencies and create a city where everyone can thrive.
I appointed Stanley Richards as Commissioner of DOC. Decades after he served time in our city’s jails, Commissioner Richards will now be the first formerly incarcerated person to lead them.
I appointed Stanley Richards as Commissioner of DOC. Decades after he served time in our city’s jails, Commissioner Richards will now be the first formerly incarcerated person to lead them.
February 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Cool new mayor making it hard for me to be a cynical New Yorker complaining about my mayor
Unsure sure if the dude setting a fire on 6th avenue was a protestor, a pyro, a performance artist, or just cold.
Leaning towards b or c, but who knows.
Leaning towards b or c, but who knows.
February 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Unsure sure if the dude setting a fire on 6th avenue was a protestor, a pyro, a performance artist, or just cold.
Leaning towards b or c, but who knows.
Leaning towards b or c, but who knows.
Peacock is over here bragging that one can watch up to 4 Olympic sports at a time, and they are wildly underestimating how many sports I can watch at once.
January 29, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Peacock is over here bragging that one can watch up to 4 Olympic sports at a time, and they are wildly underestimating how many sports I can watch at once.
I regret being the sort of person who needs daily walkies for my sanity.
January 24, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I regret being the sort of person who needs daily walkies for my sanity.
Reposted
NEW YORK CITY YOUR WEEKEND LOOKS LIKE CRAP IT'S FUCKING DISMAL THE ONLY QUESTION IS HOW FREAKING DISMAL IS IT GOING TO GET?
SAT: 21°/15° COLD, DISMAL
SUN: 22°, SNOW AND SLEET AND ICY SHIT, INCREDIBLY DISMAL
SAT: 21°/15° COLD, DISMAL
SUN: 22°, SNOW AND SLEET AND ICY SHIT, INCREDIBLY DISMAL
January 24, 2026 at 2:08 AM
NEW YORK CITY YOUR WEEKEND LOOKS LIKE CRAP IT'S FUCKING DISMAL THE ONLY QUESTION IS HOW FREAKING DISMAL IS IT GOING TO GET?
SAT: 21°/15° COLD, DISMAL
SUN: 22°, SNOW AND SLEET AND ICY SHIT, INCREDIBLY DISMAL
SAT: 21°/15° COLD, DISMAL
SUN: 22°, SNOW AND SLEET AND ICY SHIT, INCREDIBLY DISMAL
Oh thank god!
January 21, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Oh thank god!
Buying oranges to disguise the fact that I just came into the grocery to buy potato chips and Oreos to stress eat.
January 21, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Buying oranges to disguise the fact that I just came into the grocery to buy potato chips and Oreos to stress eat.
My gender identity is painting my nails sparkly lavender while watching football.
January 20, 2026 at 3:14 AM
My gender identity is painting my nails sparkly lavender while watching football.
Look, this is New York City, there are rules. If you bring a large pizza on the subway at rush hour, you have to share with everyone in the car.
January 16, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Look, this is New York City, there are rules. If you bring a large pizza on the subway at rush hour, you have to share with everyone in the car.
I am old enough to know to turn it off and turn it back on. But sometimes I forget to try that twice, and waste two hours of my day.
January 16, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I am old enough to know to turn it off and turn it back on. But sometimes I forget to try that twice, and waste two hours of my day.
The social contract is dead, and yet I somehow have to pay my taxes today anyway. Seems not quite right.
January 15, 2026 at 5:38 PM
The social contract is dead, and yet I somehow have to pay my taxes today anyway. Seems not quite right.
Reposted
Only an idiot fights a war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiots fights a war on twelve fronts.
January 15, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Only an idiot fights a war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiots fights a war on twelve fronts.
Cannot believe it took me six months to add "Golden" to my Emergency Happy Music playlist. What was even wrong with me??
January 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Cannot believe it took me six months to add "Golden" to my Emergency Happy Music playlist. What was even wrong with me??
At some point I should maybe hang my January calendar.
January 7, 2026 at 5:58 PM
At some point I should maybe hang my January calendar.
I know I say it every year, but these fascist, seditious assholes ruined Epiphany. Jerks.
January 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I know I say it every year, but these fascist, seditious assholes ruined Epiphany. Jerks.
Love you, Mulch Fest. 🌲
January 6, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Love you, Mulch Fest. 🌲
Let's see how my ducks have been fairing without me these last few weeks. Oh. Oh no.
January 5, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Let's see how my ducks have been fairing without me these last few weeks. Oh. Oh no.
Can I talk to someone in charge of this hockey telecast? Why are we not showing power plays in the bug?
January 3, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Can I talk to someone in charge of this hockey telecast? Why are we not showing power plays in the bug?
Applications now open for who wants to be besot by me!
January 2, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Applications now open for who wants to be besot by me!
🎶 I got through all of last year and I'm here 🎶
January 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
🎶 I got through all of last year and I'm here 🎶
Jocelyn Make Party Snacks That Don't Involve a Stick of Butter challenge
December 31, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Jocelyn Make Party Snacks That Don't Involve a Stick of Butter challenge
Six rubber duckies!
December 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Six rubber duckies!
My list of tasks to tackle this week has grown to two pages, because I do not understand how this week is supposed to work.
December 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
My list of tasks to tackle this week has grown to two pages, because I do not understand how this week is supposed to work.