@illogicalvulcan.bsky.social
Brooklyn-based cis lesbian tech nerd. I play softball and do crosswords. I like sports, books, theatre, and voting. Part sheepdog.
Am I making too much food, I ask myself before I remember it's impossible to make too much food for Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Am I making too much food, I ask myself before I remember it's impossible to make too much food for Thanksgiving
Jealous of Brazil was actually on my 2025 bingo card
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Jealous of Brazil was actually on my 2025 bingo card
OKAY! I've completed my two priority tasks of the day, and now I can take a nap!
Hang on...I'm being informed that there are more tasks.
Hang on...I'm being informed that there are more tasks.
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
OKAY! I've completed my two priority tasks of the day, and now I can take a nap!
Hang on...I'm being informed that there are more tasks.
Hang on...I'm being informed that there are more tasks.
Jocelyn, are you aware you don't have to develop an instant crush on every bossy redhead you meet?
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Jocelyn, are you aware you don't have to develop an instant crush on every bossy redhead you meet?
My plan for the week is dependent on me turning into an entirely different person by tomorrow. Let's do this!
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My plan for the week is dependent on me turning into an entirely different person by tomorrow. Let's do this!
Can't sleep because I'm pondering the child labor laws in Sesame Street.
Of the fictional location. Not of the child actors on the show.
Of the fictional location. Not of the child actors on the show.
November 19, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Can't sleep because I'm pondering the child labor laws in Sesame Street.
Of the fictional location. Not of the child actors on the show.
Of the fictional location. Not of the child actors on the show.
I did not pay enough attention to this recipe while prepping and had to frantically google how to make self-rising flour.
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I did not pay enough attention to this recipe while prepping and had to frantically google how to make self-rising flour.
We ran out of stickers at 6:30 pm
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
We ran out of stickers at 6:30 pm
It truly is a special kind of hell that the World Series is always right before the election and I'm stuck watching these gross attack ads.
November 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It truly is a special kind of hell that the World Series is always right before the election and I'm stuck watching these gross attack ads.
Brooklyn votes early!
October 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Brooklyn votes early!
Just over here doing an insane amount of research on judicial races that are foregone conclusions. Why am I like this?
October 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Just over here doing an insane amount of research on judicial races that are foregone conclusions. Why am I like this?
Not now, escaped plague-ridden monkeys. We're busy with other apocalypses right now.
October 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not now, escaped plague-ridden monkeys. We're busy with other apocalypses right now.
Sunk cost fallacy in game form
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Sunk cost fallacy in game form
*starts reading "Go the Fuck to Sleep" to the baseball*
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
*starts reading "Go the Fuck to Sleep" to the baseball*
Love that Canada is airing commercials talking smack about us during the World Series. Yeah we earned that.
October 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Love that Canada is airing commercials talking smack about us during the World Series. Yeah we earned that.
Good news: I have gotten my phone to stop correcting my name to "hate".
Bad news: my phone now corrects "hate" to my name.
Bad news: my phone now corrects "hate" to my name.
October 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Good news: I have gotten my phone to stop correcting my name to "hate".
Bad news: my phone now corrects "hate" to my name.
Bad news: my phone now corrects "hate" to my name.
😭😭😭😭
Sunset in NYC on Saturday is at 6:00pm. This is the last time that the sun will set after 6:00pm in NYC until March 8th, 2026.
October 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Nothing says "I have my shit together" like taking a meeting from the laundry room.
October 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Nothing says "I have my shit together" like taking a meeting from the laundry room.
Language barrier at the pizzeria is a problem I've never run into before and I'm both surprised that it has taken this long and surprised that it actually happened.
October 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Language barrier at the pizzeria is a problem I've never run into before and I'm both surprised that it has taken this long and surprised that it actually happened.
Reposted
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
October 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Honestly just shocked at how incandescently furious I am about the White House. Three days ago I would have said I only vaguely care.
October 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Honestly just shocked at how incandescently furious I am about the White House. Three days ago I would have said I only vaguely care.
Returned an unfinished book to the library that I wasn't enjoying rather than power through. Gold star, please!
October 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Returned an unfinished book to the library that I wasn't enjoying rather than power through. Gold star, please!
12 day Advent calendar? That's not a thing!
October 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
12 day Advent calendar? That's not a thing!
I went to queer book club in October, and boy howdy, that was a lot of plaid flannel. Why are we like this?
October 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I went to queer book club in October, and boy howdy, that was a lot of plaid flannel. Why are we like this?
Pulling up mlb tv for the third time today, in the apparent hope it will give me a different result this time.
October 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Pulling up mlb tv for the third time today, in the apparent hope it will give me a different result this time.