CrazyMyra
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CrazyMyra
@outonthemoors.bsky.social
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In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.
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Roses are red
Rhyming is difficult
Dammit
Rhyming is difficult
Dammit
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Roses are red
Rhyming is difficult
Dammit
Rhyming is difficult
Dammit
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Gregory Peck, James Earl Jones and Robert Mitchum, three of the greatest male voices in Hollywood. It's close, but I have to give the gold to Peck. Then God gave Peck all that handsome. It really isn't fucking fair to the rest of us.
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Gregory Peck, James Earl Jones and Robert Mitchum, three of the greatest male voices in Hollywood. It's close, but I have to give the gold to Peck. Then God gave Peck all that handsome. It really isn't fucking fair to the rest of us.
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Strictly Come Wanking
No.. that’s a shit idea. Next
No.. that’s a shit idea. Next
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Strictly Come Wanking
No.. that’s a shit idea. Next
No.. that’s a shit idea. Next
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Saturdays are for sucking.
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Saturdays are for sucking.
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Me watching three different news channels: The clues are really subtle, but if you pay attention, you can tell they're all in the same cinematic universe.
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Me watching three different news channels: The clues are really subtle, but if you pay attention, you can tell they're all in the same cinematic universe.
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Pretty sure the people in the Meile ads are swingers.
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Pretty sure the people in the Meile ads are swingers.
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It's never too early for a Caturday portrait, I tell him, while sensibly moving out of range of those claws.
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It's never too early for a Caturday portrait, I tell him, while sensibly moving out of range of those claws.
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Kid: Is this a parrot?
Me: no
Kid: but it sais what I say
Me: It's an old tape recorder
Kid: What does it eat?
Me: Cassettes
Me: no
Kid: but it sais what I say
Me: It's an old tape recorder
Kid: What does it eat?
Me: Cassettes
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Kid: Is this a parrot?
Me: no
Kid: but it sais what I say
Me: It's an old tape recorder
Kid: What does it eat?
Me: Cassettes
Me: no
Kid: but it sais what I say
Me: It's an old tape recorder
Kid: What does it eat?
Me: Cassettes
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Caturday without your glasses on
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Caturday without your glasses on
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"NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!" my children yell at me.
November 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!" my children yell at me.
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I sank my life savings into a thesaurus and now I’m impecunious.
October 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I sank my life savings into a thesaurus and now I’m impecunious.
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All the correct & important news is getting buried. First, the new Balmain designer is named Antonin Tron. (!!!) & second Awar Odhiang, when closing Matthieu Blazy’s first & amazing Chanel show, broke out into spontaneous radiance. Focus, people.
#MJMfashionGuide
#MJMfashionGuide
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
All the correct & important news is getting buried. First, the new Balmain designer is named Antonin Tron. (!!!) & second Awar Odhiang, when closing Matthieu Blazy’s first & amazing Chanel show, broke out into spontaneous radiance. Focus, people.
#MJMfashionGuide
#MJMfashionGuide
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I wish I knew this before I married my wife who hates cheese
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I wish I knew this before I married my wife who hates cheese
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*brings a mistress to a wife fight
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
*brings a mistress to a wife fight
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Whoa there cul-de-sac cowboy in your big ol' shiny truck. Are you ridin' to Dunks to round up some donuts with sprinkles?
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Whoa there cul-de-sac cowboy in your big ol' shiny truck. Are you ridin' to Dunks to round up some donuts with sprinkles?
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Any weekend plans?
I can't decide if I'm going to come in like a wrecking ball or rock you like a hurricane.
I can't decide if I'm going to come in like a wrecking ball or rock you like a hurricane.
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Any weekend plans?
I can't decide if I'm going to come in like a wrecking ball or rock you like a hurricane.
I can't decide if I'm going to come in like a wrecking ball or rock you like a hurricane.
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For me Charles Dickens’ ‘A Christmas Carol’ is the greatest story ever told but has there ever been a movie Tiny Tim that didn’t make you want to kick away his crutches and feed him to the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
For me Charles Dickens’ ‘A Christmas Carol’ is the greatest story ever told but has there ever been a movie Tiny Tim that didn’t make you want to kick away his crutches and feed him to the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?
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The government announced a new plan to help with our finances. It's called "thoughts and prayers," but with more graphs.
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The government announced a new plan to help with our finances. It's called "thoughts and prayers," but with more graphs.
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“Tell Alice I just want to talk!”
“She doesn’t want to see you, Carl.”
“She doesn’t want to see you, Carl.”
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
“Tell Alice I just want to talk!”
“She doesn’t want to see you, Carl.”
“She doesn’t want to see you, Carl.”
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My most meaningful relationship right now is with an algorithm that knows I'll watch any video involving a panda falling over.
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My most meaningful relationship right now is with an algorithm that knows I'll watch any video involving a panda falling over.
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One time my wife was watching a documentary on arranged marriages and I called them 'dulyweds' lol and now I sleep in a cupboard under the stairs.
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
One time my wife was watching a documentary on arranged marriages and I called them 'dulyweds' lol and now I sleep in a cupboard under the stairs.
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Ah, mid-November, when Christmas is still far enough away to be mistaken for a gaily-dressed friend waving at you in the distance, just before you realise it’s a psychopath in a clown suit wielding a chainsaw and running towards you at high speed.
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Ah, mid-November, when Christmas is still far enough away to be mistaken for a gaily-dressed friend waving at you in the distance, just before you realise it’s a psychopath in a clown suit wielding a chainsaw and running towards you at high speed.
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If my thoughts had GPS, it would keep saying “recalculating”.
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If my thoughts had GPS, it would keep saying “recalculating”.
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The year is 2038 A.D. President MechaHitler invades Canada. NATO crumbles. The Mennonites are the lone holdouts, leading the resistance with an unlikely ally: 📎
“It looks like you're trying to overthrow a fascist dictator. Can I help?”
Butter-churner EMP, and an army of cable-chewing rats gear up.
“It looks like you're trying to overthrow a fascist dictator. Can I help?”
Butter-churner EMP, and an army of cable-chewing rats gear up.
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The year is 2038 A.D. President MechaHitler invades Canada. NATO crumbles. The Mennonites are the lone holdouts, leading the resistance with an unlikely ally: 📎
“It looks like you're trying to overthrow a fascist dictator. Can I help?”
Butter-churner EMP, and an army of cable-chewing rats gear up.
“It looks like you're trying to overthrow a fascist dictator. Can I help?”
Butter-churner EMP, and an army of cable-chewing rats gear up.
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When Greggs put out their 'Reduced to Clear' stuff at the end of the day, they should label it 'Dreggs'.
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
When Greggs put out their 'Reduced to Clear' stuff at the end of the day, they should label it 'Dreggs'.