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reincarnation is when you come back as an instant breakfast
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
reincarnation is when you come back as an instant breakfast
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Handy chart update
1 million seconds = 11.6 days
1 billion seconds = 31.7 years
1 trillion seconds = 31,688 years
1 million seconds = 11.6 days
1 billion seconds = 31.7 years
1 trillion seconds = 31,688 years
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Handy chart update
1 million seconds = 11.6 days
1 billion seconds = 31.7 years
1 trillion seconds = 31,688 years
1 million seconds = 11.6 days
1 billion seconds = 31.7 years
1 trillion seconds = 31,688 years
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Woke up at 5 to get an early start on being tired
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Woke up at 5 to get an early start on being tired
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Ruin Christmas for giant corporations by making 26 December the new Black Friday this year.
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Ruin Christmas for giant corporations by making 26 December the new Black Friday this year.
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It would take 1.4 billion cats stacked on top of each other to reach the moon. But I've never been able to stack more than 3 or 4 cats so I just don't see it happening
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
It would take 1.4 billion cats stacked on top of each other to reach the moon. But I've never been able to stack more than 3 or 4 cats so I just don't see it happening
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The challenges of reaching across the aisle
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The challenges of reaching across the aisle
Again, the wrong guy collapsed.
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Again, the wrong guy collapsed.
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All the pearl-clutching about Zohran Mamdani--by right-wingers who elected a half-senile old TV star president--is very amusing. For once the shoe is on the other foot.
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
All the pearl-clutching about Zohran Mamdani--by right-wingers who elected a half-senile old TV star president--is very amusing. For once the shoe is on the other foot.
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We need a snappy term, like the Streisand Effect, for Bluesky's passion for turning dipshits into minor online celebrities.
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
We need a snappy term, like the Streisand Effect, for Bluesky's passion for turning dipshits into minor online celebrities.
If Harry Styles performs as long as Paul McCartney has, he’ll still be doing concerts in 2076.
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
If Harry Styles performs as long as Paul McCartney has, he’ll still be doing concerts in 2076.
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who up fauxing they pas
March 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
who up fauxing they pas
Shaving my pubes to save on shampoo & conditioner.
November 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Shaving my pubes to save on shampoo & conditioner.
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“True,” I say, to something I didn’t even hear.
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
“True,” I say, to something I didn’t even hear.
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Everybody thinks they want a weird girl until she starts doing weird girl shit
October 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Everybody thinks they want a weird girl until she starts doing weird girl shit
Hear me out:
Siamese TRIPLETS
Siamese TRIPLETS
November 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Hear me out:
Siamese TRIPLETS
Siamese TRIPLETS
This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
November 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
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It’s okay to not be okay with not being okay. Nobody’s okay, okay?
November 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It’s okay to not be okay with not being okay. Nobody’s okay, okay?
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I heard this is mostly pee.
March 18, 2024 at 9:17 PM
I heard this is mostly pee.
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That punches a hole in the story
October 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
That punches a hole in the story
It’s hoarding. Being a billionaire should be a crime.
BILLIE EILISH TO BILLIONAIRES: “If you’re a billionaire, why are you a billionaire? Give your money away.”
October 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It’s hoarding. Being a billionaire should be a crime.
Mercury News got cheeky with this headline.
U.S. police officer dies in Colombia week after butt lift surgery, husband calls for probe trib.al/UkQYpoY
U.S. police officer dies in Colombia week after butt lift surgery, husband calls for probe
Det. Alicia Stone, 40, a 13-year NYPD veteran assigned to the Internal Affairs Bureau, died Thursday at a hospital in Cali, Colombia.
trib.al
October 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Mercury News got cheeky with this headline.