Gene Rayburn
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Pro-choice. Liberal minded. Always have hope.
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“Dropping the F bomb” is this decade’s version of “Wearing a tan suit”
January 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
“Dropping the F bomb” is this decade’s version of “Wearing a tan suit”
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i’ve got bacon. i’ve got eggs. i’ve got vodka. let’s make breakfast
January 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
i’ve got bacon. i’ve got eggs. i’ve got vodka. let’s make breakfast
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if there’s a hamburglar then it stands to reason that there is [eyes narrow] a hotdoglar
January 11, 2026 at 5:12 PM
if there’s a hamburglar then it stands to reason that there is [eyes narrow] a hotdoglar
Psychedelic escape...
a woman in a red dress is riding a white cat on a colorful background
Alt: a woman in a red dress is riding a white cat on a colorful background
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January 11, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Psychedelic escape...
Here is Bjork for no reason.
January 11, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Here is Bjork for no reason.
When you get older, it gets more difficult to watch people pass away from old age.
Oh god no, not Bob Weir.
January 11, 2026 at 11:07 AM
When you get older, it gets more difficult to watch people pass away from old age.
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Living in terrible times but still whining about small annoying things
January 11, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Living in terrible times but still whining about small annoying things
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Thank goodness man cereal is here, cereal was getting way too feminine
January 10, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Thank goodness man cereal is here, cereal was getting way too feminine
It's Saturday! QTP with a cartoon series you love ⬇️
January 10, 2026 at 6:59 PM
It's Saturday! QTP with a cartoon series you love ⬇️
Is that man alright?
Trump is clearly not well.
At a meeting with oil industry CEO’s Trump suddenly interrupts his introductory remarks, gets up and looks out the window and starts talking about his ballroom. Trump then realizes his mistake and says “unusual time to look”, and sits back down to continue.
At a meeting with oil industry CEO’s Trump suddenly interrupts his introductory remarks, gets up and looks out the window and starts talking about his ballroom. Trump then realizes his mistake and says “unusual time to look”, and sits back down to continue.
January 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Is that man alright?
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Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
January 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
My dream is to become a child star. I will make it.
January 10, 2026 at 5:02 PM
My dream is to become a child star. I will make it.
Carlin was right about everything.
January 10, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Carlin was right about everything.
I miss school in the 70s when that shitty square pizza was the best thing I ever ate in my fucken life.
I miss school in the 70s when recess was Lord of the Flies
I miss school in the ‘70s when we would do-si-do and swing our partners to and fro in gym class then go study math or something
January 10, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I miss school in the 70s when that shitty square pizza was the best thing I ever ate in my fucken life.
Taking a chance on ABBA.
January 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Taking a chance on ABBA.
Here is Bjork for no reason.
January 10, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Here is Bjork for no reason.
Who's high right now?
(Not me)
(Not me)
January 10, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Who's high right now?
(Not me)
(Not me)
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just ate a cookie and everything was ok no one even died
January 9, 2026 at 10:14 PM
just ate a cookie and everything was ok no one even died
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Putting your face in a very soft cat's belly is self care.
January 8, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Putting your face in a very soft cat's belly is self care.
Ah yes. I forgot about Ted. He's so forgettable.
Ted Cruz: "If the communist regime falls, you will see a lot of Cuban Americans with a lot resources eager to invest to go and turn that country around. I think it could be an island paradise."
January 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Ah yes. I forgot about Ted. He's so forgettable.
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OH SNAP.
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
January 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
OH SNAP.