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CrazyMyra
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November 19, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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What he dreams she said vs what she really said to him
Elon Musk tweet from 2019. He's used a joke meme from the time that says, "One day, Billie Eilish was walking outside and she saw a boy crying. She said to him 'Here kid, have a roll of Air Conditioning Pair Coil 1/4 x 3/8' 410A 20m Polyethylene UV protected insulated Copper heat resistant to 120C. You're destined to do great things.' That boy was Elon Musk" Above this, Musk has tweeted: "And I am forever grateful" Screenshot from Eilish's IG story this week, in which she has listed all the worthwhile things he could do with this money, and ends: "etc ... fucking pathetic pussy bitch coward"
November 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once
Edina (Jennifer Saunders) and Patsy (Joanna Lumley) in Absolutely Fabulous. Not truly a "series", but I've watched all the episodes several times
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Every guy in a crowd or in traffic
Single comicbook panel depicting a blond man in a red skinsuit and yellow breastplate and gloves. At first glance, he appears to be driving a car as he's gripping a steering wheel (it's a spaceship). He's saying: "There's Unanus just ahead. I'll land secretly!" (From "Power Nelson, the Future-Man", Prize Comics,1940)
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Meh. Thought it was a surprise showing of the Aurora Australis, but it was just a rainbow coming out of the sea
A mostly pink rainbow like an exclamation mark against a pale grey sky above some greenery and roofs.
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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1000 words for misuse of "effecting"
Handwritten notice on a wooden stand: "NO '6.7'" "If you say '6,7' or do the motions associated with '6,7', you will be assigned a 620 word handwritten essay about how brainrot is effecting the younger generation!"
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Single-panel Gary Larson cartoon from 1987. A spider is sitting in his web reading the personals in a newspaper. We can see (from a POV over his shoulder) they all start: "Black widow ..." - such as "Black widow seeks male for fun weekends"; "Black widow, non-smoking, seeks male to share indoor web", and "Black widow, fun-loving attractive, wants to meet any male".
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Memory foam never forgets your favourite positions
Two single-bed mattresses propped against a wall in an alley. They're slightly bent over, resembling two people having a quickie.
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Philomena Cunk (Diane Morgan) slumped in a cinema seat, staring into space. She's saying: "i'm barely even a person."
November 17, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Monday Mood
You know the drill
A tunnelling machine on a shiny metal slide. The front of the drill is painted bright orange-red and looks like a helmeted demon skeleton skull from the depths of a fantasy RPG.
November 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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CD cover of "Bernstein in Berlin" - the legendary conductor's performance of Beethoven's 9th symphony - features a photo of crowds at the Brandenburg Gate. The words to "Ode to Joy" were changed to "Ode to Freedom". The orchestra contained members from both Germanys.
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Time for that old Marie Curie music
Tweet from Eileen Mary O'Connell (@i_Lean) ftom 1 September 2020: Thinking about the time that I said that I was distantly related to Marie Curie and a guy explained "It's pronounced Mariah Carey"
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Grocery prices are falling at last
The fresh meat fridge in a supermarket. The top board indicating prices has come unhinged, and one end of it is much lower than the other
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Single-panel cartoon by Ellis Rosen. Two people flee down a city street as big multicoloured Tetris pieces fall from the sky. One says: "At least this supports my theory that we live in a computer simulation."
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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C'est moi
Single comicbook panel showing the Hulk lying prone on some grass near a beach. He's saying (in two speech balloons): "Hulk will sleep now, and maybe when Hulk wakes up ..." "... everything that has made Hulk tired will be changed!" (From Incredible Hulk #261, 1981)
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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It's never too early for a Caturday portrait, I tell him, while sensibly moving out of range of those claws.
Night-time flash photo of my tuxedo cat's face as he wakes up. He has his eyes tightly closed.
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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B/W drawing by Brazilian artist/illustrator Jenifer Prince. Two women stand facing each other, with lightning bolts flying from one's breasts to the other's eyes - causing hearts to appear around the target's head. Below: "The Power Of HYPNOSIS" [More lightning bolts]
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Pist an image that will always make you laugh
President George W Bush at a Thanksgiving turkey pardoning ceremony in the White House grounds in 2001. The turkey - a big white bird named Liberty - is bending forward with its head in his jacket, so it looks like it's pecking his nuts. Bush has a startled look, though the two men with him are smiling. (Pic: Kevin Lamarque/Reuters)
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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About right
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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You need a better safe word on Main
Road junction - with one of the streets called Main - with a stop sign. Next to it is a large Dairy Queen sign that has a message board below reading: "Scream until Daddy stops"
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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If you see this post a bird
A Cape vulture staring at camera, looking ruffled and pissed off - as they usually do. (Pic: Ilna Booyens)
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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When you don't have time for the full freakout
A packet of instant pasta called Quick Spirals
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Monty Python's Failing Circus
Terry Gilliam and Michael Palin hold up sagging fellow-Python John Cleese at a premiere of Cleese's new film this week. (Pic nicked off Cleese's page. I've added in the cartoon foot from the TV series above Cleese's head.)
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Please shit your beds like the other patients
Three stacked signs on a wall. Top one says C-Floor Entrance (with arrow pointing left) Middle one indicates Hospital, also off to the left. Third is: "Notice Please do not use stairwells as toilets" (At Groote Schuur Hospital in Cape Town about a decade ago)
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Single-panel cartoon by Gary Larson from 1985. A caveman stands outside the door to his cave, pointing at a huge pterodactyl that's swooping down towards his friend. He's saying: "Look out, Thak! It's a ... a ... Dang! Never can pronounce those things!"
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 AM