CrazyMyra
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CrazyMyra
@outonthemoors.bsky.social
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In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.
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It seems like the pornbots aren't even trying anymore. Play like a champion!
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It seems like the pornbots aren't even trying anymore. Play like a champion!
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one time i spent 12 weeks gaining the trust of a squirrel & when i was finally able to get close enough to its ear i whispered, “i don’t even know how your kind got on that ark.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
one time i spent 12 weeks gaining the trust of a squirrel & when i was finally able to get close enough to its ear i whispered, “i don’t even know how your kind got on that ark.”
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This is incredible.
And not only is it beneficial health wise but it fosters an emotional bond and core respect for the natural world within the next generation of kids. Something we are sorely lacking here.
And not only is it beneficial health wise but it fosters an emotional bond and core respect for the natural world within the next generation of kids. Something we are sorely lacking here.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This is incredible.
And not only is it beneficial health wise but it fosters an emotional bond and core respect for the natural world within the next generation of kids. Something we are sorely lacking here.
And not only is it beneficial health wise but it fosters an emotional bond and core respect for the natural world within the next generation of kids. Something we are sorely lacking here.
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to say that my patience is wearing thin implies that i have patience and i assure you, i do not
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
to say that my patience is wearing thin implies that i have patience and i assure you, i do not
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wife: why can’t you be more spontaneous?
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
wife: why can’t you be more spontaneous?
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
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ever wondered why dumplings so good? science says food tastes more mmmm when it is snug as a bug in a rug.
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
ever wondered why dumplings so good? science says food tastes more mmmm when it is snug as a bug in a rug.
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Woke up in a cold bedroom, -18°C outside.
Fuzzy blankets need to go on my bed tonight so I don’t lose a nipple to frostbite.
Fuzzy blankets need to go on my bed tonight so I don’t lose a nipple to frostbite.
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Woke up in a cold bedroom, -18°C outside.
Fuzzy blankets need to go on my bed tonight so I don’t lose a nipple to frostbite.
Fuzzy blankets need to go on my bed tonight so I don’t lose a nipple to frostbite.
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Super interesting thread!
Baby names aren’t just personal choices; they reflect culture, geography, gender, identity, and as i've been investigating, politics too. I’ve been analyzing 50 years of U.S. baby naming to see how they map onto political polarization in the U.S.
Here’s what I found 🧵
Here’s what I found 🧵
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Super interesting thread!
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When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
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This is NOT what I meant when I asked if you want to plug in the Christmas tree
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
This is NOT what I meant when I asked if you want to plug in the Christmas tree
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At the end of a dark sunbeam, you'll find a braille full of soul.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
At the end of a dark sunbeam, you'll find a braille full of soul.
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When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
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Currently looking for a Thanksgiving outfit that camouflages me as my mother’s wallpaper...something where I don’t have to pass the peas or her passive aggression.
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Currently looking for a Thanksgiving outfit that camouflages me as my mother’s wallpaper...something where I don’t have to pass the peas or her passive aggression.
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I always see ads “is it adhd or high IQ? Take the quiz now!” & it’s like are we fightin or fuckin internet pick a lane
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I always see ads “is it adhd or high IQ? Take the quiz now!” & it’s like are we fightin or fuckin internet pick a lane
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We hold our gratitude in October because by November, any sense of goodwill has been frozen solid.
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
We hold our gratitude in October because by November, any sense of goodwill has been frozen solid.
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Caught a glimpse of myself smoking a cigarillo reflected in a shop window and goddamn, smoking *is* cool af.
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Caught a glimpse of myself smoking a cigarillo reflected in a shop window and goddamn, smoking *is* cool af.
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my favorite breakfast is pizza & i need the pizzeria to start opening at 930 am
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
my favorite breakfast is pizza & i need the pizzeria to start opening at 930 am
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When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
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I have a feeling that this Wednesday has been gaslighted by Tuesday.
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I have a feeling that this Wednesday has been gaslighted by Tuesday.
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One of our generation’s greatest achievements is to apply anything we disagree with to Orwell’s 1984.
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 AM
One of our generation’s greatest achievements is to apply anything we disagree with to Orwell’s 1984.
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I'm forgetting what you look like.
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I'm forgetting what you look like.
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The beach is smelly and full of grotty tourists and cheap shops.
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 AM
The beach is smelly and full of grotty tourists and cheap shops.
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3am Oreos are ok if you just got home from work.
Any excuse in the storm.
Any excuse in the storm.
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 AM
3am Oreos are ok if you just got home from work.
Any excuse in the storm.
Any excuse in the storm.
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made a thing.
its only wednesday.
its only wednesday.
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 AM
made a thing.
its only wednesday.
its only wednesday.
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How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 AM
How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving