Guidomke
@guidomke.bsky.social
Random dude from Milwaukee. Frequent traveler to India. Member of American MENSA. Also I like to bake.
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Ask a vague question, get a vague answer
February 5, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Ask a vague question, get a vague answer
Is there any bigger drama queen than a trade person explaining to you what's potentially going to kill you in your home? Yes, I know the basement walls are damp. That's literally why you're standing in my home. No need to ramp up the panic meter to 11, buddy.
February 3, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Is there any bigger drama queen than a trade person explaining to you what's potentially going to kill you in your home? Yes, I know the basement walls are damp. That's literally why you're standing in my home. No need to ramp up the panic meter to 11, buddy.
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fuck i mixed up pavlov with schrödinger and now every time i ring a bell a cat might die
February 2, 2026 at 5:05 PM
fuck i mixed up pavlov with schrödinger and now every time i ring a bell a cat might die
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We live on a 4.5 billion-year-old rock that's traveling 67,000 mph through space but I'm sure your latte is "the most amazing thing ever."
January 30, 2026 at 11:18 PM
We live on a 4.5 billion-year-old rock that's traveling 67,000 mph through space but I'm sure your latte is "the most amazing thing ever."
In Wisconsin today, a dairy cow comes out the barn and if she doesn't see her shadow, we have six more weeks of cheese. #groundhogday
February 2, 2026 at 1:22 PM
In Wisconsin today, a dairy cow comes out the barn and if she doesn't see her shadow, we have six more weeks of cheese. #groundhogday
I'm off to use my super notary powers!
Snoopy Super Hero GIF
ALT: Snoopy Super Hero GIF
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February 1, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I'm off to use my super notary powers!
Why aren't men named Arthur Hornblower any more?
January 17, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Why aren't men named Arthur Hornblower any more?
Who/what is your current nemesis? Mine is the bathroom towel bar.
January 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Who/what is your current nemesis? Mine is the bathroom towel bar.
I'm not going to follow you on LinkedIn if you can't capitalize your own name properly.
January 14, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I'm not going to follow you on LinkedIn if you can't capitalize your own name properly.
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The Metro Builders Association (MBA) Home Building and Remodeling Show will run Friday through Sunday at the Wisconsin State Fair Park Exposition Center.
2026 MBA Homebuilders and Remodeling Show starts Friday
The Metro Builders Association (MBA) Home Building and Remodeling Show will run Friday through Sunday at the Wisconsin State Fair Park Exposition Center.
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January 9, 2026 at 11:07 AM
The Metro Builders Association (MBA) Home Building and Remodeling Show will run Friday through Sunday at the Wisconsin State Fair Park Exposition Center.
What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of?
January 4, 2026 at 12:37 PM
What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of?
I just ate some double jalapeno cheddar that was so good, it made me sneeze
January 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I just ate some double jalapeno cheddar that was so good, it made me sneeze
Me, finding out my Indian spices are a product of Guatemala.
a man in a cowboy hat says he gets his salsa from new york city ..
Alt: a man in a cowboy hat says he gets his salsa from new york city ..
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January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Me, finding out my Indian spices are a product of Guatemala.
"It's the Circle of Life", I hum quietly to myself as I toss the Val-Pak mailer directly into the recycling bin.
December 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"It's the Circle of Life", I hum quietly to myself as I toss the Val-Pak mailer directly into the recycling bin.
A slice of milk chocolate cremeux
December 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A slice of milk chocolate cremeux
Seriously, I have a lot of bottles of light ranch dressing.
December 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Seriously, I have a lot of bottles of light ranch dressing.
Thanks to modern vaccines, the Big Mac Attack was eradicated by the end of the 1980s.
December 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Thanks to modern vaccines, the Big Mac Attack was eradicated by the end of the 1980s.
I didn't receive even one of the 3 flavor popcorn tins this year.
December 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I didn't receive even one of the 3 flavor popcorn tins this year.
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Heteroomsexual, because Lisa, you are tearing me apart
Heterosexual, because it’s overdue for a comeback.
Pansexual, bc I like a thick-crust.
December 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Heteroomsexual, because Lisa, you are tearing me apart
What I really wanted for Christmas is the lyrics of the chorus of Strangelove (in Latin) tattooed on my lower back.
December 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
What I really wanted for Christmas is the lyrics of the chorus of Strangelove (in Latin) tattooed on my lower back.