Guidomke
@guidomke.bsky.social
Random dude from Milwaukee. Frequent traveler to India. Member of American MENSA. Also I like to bake.
I don't even know who Savannah is, to be honest. This better?
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I don't even know who Savannah is, to be honest. This better?
Here's a bad artists' rendering of the scene. Give me some time and I could do better.
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Here's a bad artists' rendering of the scene. Give me some time and I could do better.
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
A move that takes place where you are from.
November 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
A move that takes place where you are from.
I made a salted caramel and chocolate tart last weekend and didn't get a before shot or a good caramel pull shot but it was really good. Not their recipe but a big shout out to America's Test Kitchen for their method of putting a pastry crust into the shell. Game changer.
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I made a salted caramel and chocolate tart last weekend and didn't get a before shot or a good caramel pull shot but it was really good. Not their recipe but a big shout out to America's Test Kitchen for their method of putting a pastry crust into the shell. Game changer.
if you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
if you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Good morning and Happy Friday, Bluesky!
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Good morning and Happy Friday, Bluesky!
Still the GOAT for nasal congestion.
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Still the GOAT for nasal congestion.
A few years ago, I was playing with some online program and made myself blonde just to see what I'd look like. Maybe I should give it another try for the holidays...
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
A few years ago, I was playing with some online program and made myself blonde just to see what I'd look like. Maybe I should give it another try for the holidays...
You are most welcome
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You are most welcome
Me at work today. Not sure why I'm blond, though.
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Me at work today. Not sure why I'm blond, though.
Here's a pot of vegetable stock that is currently simmering on my stove. #soupseason
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Here's a pot of vegetable stock that is currently simmering on my stove. #soupseason
My living room. If I moved to the kitchen the video would be several minutes long.
November 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My living room. If I moved to the kitchen the video would be several minutes long.
Don't take a wrong turn otherwise suddenly you realize you're Sandra Lee instead of Martha.
November 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Don't take a wrong turn otherwise suddenly you realize you're Sandra Lee instead of Martha.
Putting the pure in Puritan
November 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Putting the pure in Puritan
Hey @pamtoo.bsky.social look at my new TSV®️ Dobby sheets and coordinating Paisley comforter!
November 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hey @pamtoo.bsky.social look at my new TSV®️ Dobby sheets and coordinating Paisley comforter!
Violet Beauregarde would like a word
October 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Violet Beauregarde would like a word
It's #Halloween week so here's today's T-shirt
October 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It's #Halloween week so here's today's T-shirt
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
October 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
Hey @pamtoo.bsky.social I might be dipping my toe in the fruit cake arena this season. (Yup, extra fancy)
October 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Hey @pamtoo.bsky.social I might be dipping my toe in the fruit cake arena this season. (Yup, extra fancy)