Dammit, Dan - you should have known that!!

*not pictured - the bottle of whiskey in the inner coat pocket.

I don't even know who Savannah is, to be honest. This better?

No, it's actually Tofurkey

Here's a bad artists' rendering of the scene. Give me some time and I could do better.

Because I want to be able to see things when when I'm using the room. If I wanted to stumble around into things and have to peer at everything through a haze, I'd light my room with a candelabra like some kind of gothic heroine.

At least the buttercream is Old Fashion

#5 - Wasn't "Hempo" one of the Marx brothers?

I have a joke about them saying "Aloo Akbar" when you order fries, but I'm not sure how many people would get it.

New scents this time, perhaps? I saw a couple of times where hosts kept saying "London Calling" and I'll assume it's because of Elton and not because they are big Clash fans.

You have 9.8k followers? Damn, girl! I have 457 and I'm pretty sure at least 1/3 of them are bots.