Guidomke
@guidomke.bsky.social
Random dude from Milwaukee. Frequent traveler to India. Member of American MENSA. Also I like to bake.
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When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
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Today is the birthday of cartoonist Charles M. Schulz, the creator of Peanuts. (Nov. 26, 1922-Feb. 12, 2000.)
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Today is the birthday of cartoonist Charles M. Schulz, the creator of Peanuts. (Nov. 26, 1922-Feb. 12, 2000.)
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Tuck a bay leaf underneath your scrotum and surprise everybody at the orgy with your enchanting aroma
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Tuck a bay leaf underneath your scrotum and surprise everybody at the orgy with your enchanting aroma
Why not get that homemade cranberry sauce made this afternoon? One less thing to do Thursday.
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Why not get that homemade cranberry sauce made this afternoon? One less thing to do Thursday.
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getting an earlier start to the day means there’s more time to focus on vengeance
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
getting an earlier start to the day means there’s more time to focus on vengeance
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"Four stores and seven hundred dollars ago our overly-optimistic selves set out on a quest, conceived in nativité, and dedicated to the proposition that we could get all the groceries for a holiday in one trip"
- opening to the Turkeysburg Address
- opening to the Turkeysburg Address
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
"Four stores and seven hundred dollars ago our overly-optimistic selves set out on a quest, conceived in nativité, and dedicated to the proposition that we could get all the groceries for a holiday in one trip"
- opening to the Turkeysburg Address
- opening to the Turkeysburg Address
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Hey @pamtoo.bsky.social Looks like they are doing a show on QVC2 with your secret boyfriend, Mr Slatkin
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Hey @pamtoo.bsky.social Looks like they are doing a show on QVC2 with your secret boyfriend, Mr Slatkin
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Income inequality is higher in the US today than it was in 1774, even if you factor in slavery.
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Income inequality is higher in the US today than it was in 1774, even if you factor in slavery.
I'm really hoping all the stupids at work took the week off.
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I'm really hoping all the stupids at work took the week off.
That turkey should be out of the freezer by now
November 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
That turkey should be out of the freezer by now
A move that takes place where you are from.
November 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
A move that takes place where you are from.
Yes, I know I own 100s of cookie cutters, including plenty of Xmas ones, but am I shopping for a new snowman one because the one I have isn't giving me the right vibes? You bet I am. #autism
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Yes, I know I own 100s of cookie cutters, including plenty of Xmas ones, but am I shopping for a new snowman one because the one I have isn't giving me the right vibes? You bet I am. #autism
I made a salted caramel and chocolate tart last weekend and didn't get a before shot or a good caramel pull shot but it was really good. Not their recipe but a big shout out to America's Test Kitchen for their method of putting a pastry crust into the shell. Game changer.
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I made a salted caramel and chocolate tart last weekend and didn't get a before shot or a good caramel pull shot but it was really good. Not their recipe but a big shout out to America's Test Kitchen for their method of putting a pastry crust into the shell. Game changer.
OMG, @pamtoo.bsky.social the Happy Dance. My eyes! MY EYES!
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
OMG, @pamtoo.bsky.social the Happy Dance. My eyes! MY EYES!
I bought a scented candle that's supposed to smell like baking gingerbread but it just stinks like burning sugar.
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I bought a scented candle that's supposed to smell like baking gingerbread but it just stinks like burning sugar.
I can't remember the last time I shook my money maker
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I can't remember the last time I shook my money maker
Oh good, the eye twitch is back
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Oh good, the eye twitch is back
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every day i wake up and think ok today i’m going to try super hard not to go insane
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
every day i wake up and think ok today i’m going to try super hard not to go insane
Good morning and Happy Friday, Bluesky!
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Good morning and Happy Friday, Bluesky!
But are you It's Not Nice to Fool Mother Nature old?
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
But are you It's Not Nice to Fool Mother Nature old?
Still the GOAT for nasal congestion.
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Still the GOAT for nasal congestion.
I'm sorry, I have to be logged in to look at your online store? Nope.
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I'm sorry, I have to be logged in to look at your online store? Nope.