Skip “Skippy” Skipperson
@yippyskippy.bsky.social
Just a regular human shitposter.
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Gas, grass, or ass, something fucking stinks in here.
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You can know that something is trash and still enjoy it. In this essay I’ll discuss how men are still able to get laid.
January 21, 2026 at 12:33 AM
You can know that something is trash and still enjoy it. In this essay I’ll discuss how men are still able to get laid.
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Acting Field Director David Easterwood.
VAN SUSTEREN: The church -- that's a particularly troubling issue because you got a pastor, I purposely didn't name it, he's reportedly associated with ICE
NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
January 20, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Acting Field Director David Easterwood.
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It’s all so stupid. Stupid people being stupid. Stupid.
January 20, 2026 at 10:30 PM
It’s all so stupid. Stupid people being stupid. Stupid.
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"Don't quote me boy, cause I ain't said shit"
~Harry S. Truman
~Harry S. Truman
January 20, 2026 at 7:55 PM
"Don't quote me boy, cause I ain't said shit"
~Harry S. Truman
~Harry S. Truman
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why y’all always so horny
haven’t you heard of sleep it’s super amazing
haven’t you heard of sleep it’s super amazing
January 20, 2026 at 7:41 PM
why y’all always so horny
haven’t you heard of sleep it’s super amazing
haven’t you heard of sleep it’s super amazing
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I help people have fun, that’s what I do
January 20, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I help people have fun, that’s what I do
Finding a delicate way to ask if those nudes they sent were AI
January 20, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Finding a delicate way to ask if those nudes they sent were AI
Happy Tuesday, Taco Tits.
January 20, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Happy Tuesday, Taco Tits.
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As the great Eleanor Roosevelt once said, "When I start drinking my dick does all my thinking."
January 20, 2026 at 7:03 PM
As the great Eleanor Roosevelt once said, "When I start drinking my dick does all my thinking."
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What do you mean, the internet isn’t real life?
January 20, 2026 at 6:40 PM
What do you mean, the internet isn’t real life?
Fully and completely trusting a big butt and a smirk.
January 20, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Fully and completely trusting a big butt and a smirk.
Your parents didn’t love you enough if they only bought three houses for their retirement.
January 20, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Your parents didn’t love you enough if they only bought three houses for their retirement.
Quick game of Twister, Skins vs. Skins, let’s go
January 20, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Quick game of Twister, Skins vs. Skins, let’s go
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getting a bumper sticker that says i brake for sex and then running them over anyways
January 20, 2026 at 5:42 PM
getting a bumper sticker that says i brake for sex and then running them over anyways
Get your AI slop out of my doomscrolling, dickhead.
January 20, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Get your AI slop out of my doomscrolling, dickhead.
Putting up the Valentine’s Day decorations a little early this year.
Really excited about the full-size replica gallows and guillotine on the front lawn, I think they’re going to be a hit.
Really excited about the full-size replica gallows and guillotine on the front lawn, I think they’re going to be a hit.
January 20, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Putting up the Valentine’s Day decorations a little early this year.
Really excited about the full-size replica gallows and guillotine on the front lawn, I think they’re going to be a hit.
Really excited about the full-size replica gallows and guillotine on the front lawn, I think they’re going to be a hit.
*seductively waving Kohls Cash at you in the hopes it’ll get you to strip out of that housecoat and sweatpants*
January 20, 2026 at 3:36 PM
*seductively waving Kohls Cash at you in the hopes it’ll get you to strip out of that housecoat and sweatpants*
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bathroom breaks don’t hit the same when you work from home ngl
January 20, 2026 at 1:37 PM
bathroom breaks don’t hit the same when you work from home ngl
Supreme Court about to hand down some shit. That would explain that loud hammering on the outside of this coffin 🫤
January 20, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Supreme Court about to hand down some shit. That would explain that loud hammering on the outside of this coffin 🫤
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The feminine urge to languish in bed all day.
January 20, 2026 at 2:35 PM
The feminine urge to languish in bed all day.
“You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone”
a blue stuffed animal is holding a piece of paper .
Alt: The new anchor for CBS “News” reading the latest made-up nonsense on their “news” program.
No, it’s a puppet stating “THE LIE DETECTOR DETERMINED THAT WAS A LIE”, but my initial statement was close enough, right?
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:38 PM
“You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone”
*seductively sweet-talking you out of your coffee-stained sweatpants*
January 20, 2026 at 1:55 PM
*seductively sweet-talking you out of your coffee-stained sweatpants*
Sorry, toes are cold, I’m calling out sick and getting back in bed.
January 20, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Sorry, toes are cold, I’m calling out sick and getting back in bed.
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Cars should have 6 different horns for the following scenarios:
- Look out
- Hello
- Sorry
- I like your bumper sticker
- Get out of the way I need to use the bathroom
- That guy in the blue hatchback looks like santa claus
- Look out
- Hello
- Sorry
- I like your bumper sticker
- Get out of the way I need to use the bathroom
- That guy in the blue hatchback looks like santa claus
January 20, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Cars should have 6 different horns for the following scenarios:
- Look out
- Hello
- Sorry
- I like your bumper sticker
- Get out of the way I need to use the bathroom
- That guy in the blue hatchback looks like santa claus
- Look out
- Hello
- Sorry
- I like your bumper sticker
- Get out of the way I need to use the bathroom
- That guy in the blue hatchback looks like santa claus