Skip “Skippy” Skipperson
@yippyskippy.bsky.social
Just a regular human shitposter.
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Gas, grass, or ass, something fucking stinks in here.
*seductively tucking a napkin in the neck of my shirt before going down on you*
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
*seductively tucking a napkin in the neck of my shirt before going down on you*
Get those Cheeto-stained sweatpants off and climb in my lap, sweetcheeks
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Get those Cheeto-stained sweatpants off and climb in my lap, sweetcheeks
Squish our bellies together and chill?
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Squish our bellies together and chill?
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hot take i think we should ban sports gambling before someone gets shot
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
hot take i think we should ban sports gambling before someone gets shot
Hell hath no fury like a blue jay at an empty bird feeder.
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Hell hath no fury like a blue jay at an empty bird feeder.
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Love to see community action against this AI nonsense! neighborhoodview.org/2025/11/13/d...
November 14, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Love to see community action against this AI nonsense! neighborhoodview.org/2025/11/13/d...
Starting to think you’re misbehaving on purpose just to get spanked…
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Starting to think you’re misbehaving on purpose just to get spanked…
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i dated a girl like that once
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
i dated a girl like that once
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*makes you cum* oh god sorry this normally never happens to me
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
*makes you cum* oh god sorry this normally never happens to me
The Friday Hornies are so much better than the Sunday Scaries
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The Friday Hornies are so much better than the Sunday Scaries
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I don’t glow, I flicker like a single bulb in a haunted basement.
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I don’t glow, I flicker like a single bulb in a haunted basement.
Such a klutz, I’m always tripping and falling face-first into your lap 🥴
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Such a klutz, I’m always tripping and falling face-first into your lap 🥴
Improving my sexting game by keeping a list of synonyms for “moist” in my pocket at all times
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Improving my sexting game by keeping a list of synonyms for “moist” in my pocket at all times
Talking her into wearing the sundress one last time before winter starts settling in…
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Talking her into wearing the sundress one last time before winter starts settling in…
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Why would anyone want to be normal? Look where normal has gotten us
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Why would anyone want to be normal? Look where normal has gotten us
Not exactly sure why you cut your yoga pants into daisy dukes but I’m not complaining
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Not exactly sure why you cut your yoga pants into daisy dukes but I’m not complaining
I just drank a fifth of pineapple juice, dare me to drive?
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I just drank a fifth of pineapple juice, dare me to drive?
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We go together like bathtubs and toasters
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
We go together like bathtubs and toasters
I’ve got a crisp twenty-dollar bill for the first reporter who calls him “kid fucker” to his stupid fucking face during a press conference
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I’ve got a crisp twenty-dollar bill for the first reporter who calls him “kid fucker” to his stupid fucking face during a press conference
Them: “Hey neighbor, come inside!”
Me: “Well, I did have a vasectomy so don’t mind if I do”
Me: “Well, I did have a vasectomy so don’t mind if I do”
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Them: “Hey neighbor, come inside!”
Me: “Well, I did have a vasectomy so don’t mind if I do”
Me: “Well, I did have a vasectomy so don’t mind if I do”
Last chance to unchain yourselves from the giant orange turd that’s sinking to the bottom of the sewage tank…
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Last chance to unchain yourselves from the giant orange turd that’s sinking to the bottom of the sewage tank…
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A dude giving me an estimate on moving me told me that a super wealthy dude in the area had a zoning permit for one story but built three instead and he just pays the $10k+ in fines to the town every year.
Let that sink in.
Rich people can afford to do whatever they want.
They are not like us.
Let that sink in.
Rich people can afford to do whatever they want.
They are not like us.
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
A dude giving me an estimate on moving me told me that a super wealthy dude in the area had a zoning permit for one story but built three instead and he just pays the $10k+ in fines to the town every year.
Let that sink in.
Rich people can afford to do whatever they want.
They are not like us.
Let that sink in.
Rich people can afford to do whatever they want.
They are not like us.
Making sure she’s properly filthy before taking her morning shower…
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Making sure she’s properly filthy before taking her morning shower…
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forgot the cup part of the kuerig this morning. the troubling part was the 5 seconds I stood looking at my counter confused because thats 4 seconds too long.
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
forgot the cup part of the kuerig this morning. the troubling part was the 5 seconds I stood looking at my counter confused because thats 4 seconds too long.
Why don’t you put down that axe and get your sexy butt back in this bed, hot stuff…
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Why don’t you put down that axe and get your sexy butt back in this bed, hot stuff…