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Telling a tech libertarian that an investment in AI is a vote for communism and watching their head explode
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Telling a tech libertarian that an investment in AI is a vote for communism and watching their head explode
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Please signal boost. Need a wheelchair tech who can help troubleshoot in Silver Spring, MD.
My wheelchair won't turn on and a wheelchair technician won't be available until the 15th...
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Please signal boost. Need a wheelchair tech who can help troubleshoot in Silver Spring, MD.
Petting the pine garland hanging from the receptionist’s desk (sensually)
December 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Petting the pine garland hanging from the receptionist’s desk (sensually)
I am imagining filets wrapped in mashed potatoes and deep fried and calling it steaks in sheep’s clothing
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I am imagining filets wrapped in mashed potatoes and deep fried and calling it steaks in sheep’s clothing
Yes, I’ll have a green tea and a few of the somethings that seem too good to be true turning out to be better than the too good to be true, please and thank you waiter
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Yes, I’ll have a green tea and a few of the somethings that seem too good to be true turning out to be better than the too good to be true, please and thank you waiter
When eager and ready helpers are secret mission hurters <
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
When eager and ready helpers are secret mission hurters <
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If one swallowed a machinehead, would everything be zen?
December 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If one swallowed a machinehead, would everything be zen?
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I would be so disoriented if things started to make sense.
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I would be so disoriented if things started to make sense.
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I scampered out of the hermit's cave with recluse abandon.
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I scampered out of the hermit's cave with recluse abandon.
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I'm ready to be someone's someone.
December 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I'm ready to be someone's someone.
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me to me: what if it breaks your heart?
also me: but what if it all works out?
also me: but what if it all works out?
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
me to me: what if it breaks your heart?
also me: but what if it all works out?
also me: but what if it all works out?
What if I brought a giant layer cake to eat at the co-working space? No plates, just forks.
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
What if I brought a giant layer cake to eat at the co-working space? No plates, just forks.
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I am offering a reward to whoever can locate and retrieve all voodoo doll(s) made in my image
February 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I am offering a reward to whoever can locate and retrieve all voodoo doll(s) made in my image
I must have like accidentally broken a cursed object or something idk
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I must have like accidentally broken a cursed object or something idk
As my phone stops receiving text messages because of course
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
As my phone stops receiving text messages because of course
I’m not even mad so long as it never happens again
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’m not even mad so long as it never happens again
Cooking a cover of this classic
Korn - Got the Life
Listen to Got the Life on TIDAL
tidal.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Cooking a cover of this classic
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if this season is a struggle, you're not alone.
made a thing.
made a thing.
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
if this season is a struggle, you're not alone.
made a thing.
made a thing.
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You opened the can, and now there are worms crawling all around you.
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You opened the can, and now there are worms crawling all around you.
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*something good or bad happens in real life* I better report this to the virtual world
December 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
*something good or bad happens in real life* I better report this to the virtual world
“I left this job because it was incredibly boring” is a great first line for the description of a role I worked in for under a year, right?
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
“I left this job because it was incredibly boring” is a great first line for the description of a role I worked in for under a year, right?
There were many not great things in my childhood and teenage years, but as I’ve gotten older and gained more knowledge about myself and the world, I have a greater understanding and appreciation of the many ways in which my parents were the perfect parents for me
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
There were many not great things in my childhood and teenage years, but as I’ve gotten older and gained more knowledge about myself and the world, I have a greater understanding and appreciation of the many ways in which my parents were the perfect parents for me
Maybe it’s a blessing that I haven’t had a child, raising a being with my brain could be quite the challenge
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Maybe it’s a blessing that I haven’t had a child, raising a being with my brain could be quite the challenge
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Don't talk to me until I've eaten my froot loops necklace
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Don't talk to me until I've eaten my froot loops necklace
So, my iMessage randomly stopped synching to iCloud on on 3/8/2023 when I was on a trip and there seems to be no solution to get them to sync again, realized this when the same iCloud was perhaps hacked last month (unknown device has accessed your account) and that’s a bit odd
December 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
So, my iMessage randomly stopped synching to iCloud on on 3/8/2023 when I was on a trip and there seems to be no solution to get them to sync again, realized this when the same iCloud was perhaps hacked last month (unknown device has accessed your account) and that’s a bit odd