spleenly
@spleenly.bsky.social
Woke worker, adrift academic, data digger, conflagrant coder, lightly dark, deeply shallow. Every tech job, all at once. he/him #ATX
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Losing my shit in more subtle and complex ways, because I am in growth.
Time is a construct? Feels more like a destruct.
January 6, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Time is a construct? Feels more like a destruct.
A neighbor I've never seen before dropped off a bunch of my missing mail and packages from the last *3 months*.
January 6, 2026 at 2:42 AM
A neighbor I've never seen before dropped off a bunch of my missing mail and packages from the last *3 months*.
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Aging was a mistake.
January 6, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Aging was a mistake.
Just saw a possum so fat and fluffy I'm worried it's an escaped pet.
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Just saw a possum so fat and fluffy I'm worried it's an escaped pet.
The skunk skank abides.
Tumbling skunk fight-/fuck-ball 2 feet outside an open window, why not.
January 4, 2026 at 10:47 PM
The skunk skank abides.
Managed to kick the hard stuff (dairy)
January 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Managed to kick the hard stuff (dairy)
Oh, I can fuck up a sunny day, don't test me.
January 4, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Oh, I can fuck up a sunny day, don't test me.
Imagine someone putting up with me for years.
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Imagine someone putting up with me for years.
Literotica happened to me in real life.
January 4, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Literotica happened to me in real life.
Why don't I just hang my entire ass out there daily and you take in the view.
January 4, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Why don't I just hang my entire ass out there daily and you take in the view.
Thought about my life and puked in my mouth a little.
January 4, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Thought about my life and puked in my mouth a little.
My sleeping brain: what if you and two people you've never met kissed?
January 4, 2026 at 2:10 PM
My sleeping brain: what if you and two people you've never met kissed?
The beauty of Bluesky is I've met people with even shorter attention spans.
January 4, 2026 at 1:59 PM
The beauty of Bluesky is I've met people with even shorter attention spans.
I'm here just in case your brain is ovulating.
January 4, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I'm here just in case your brain is ovulating.
Viscerally but not endocrinologicaly horny.
January 4, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Viscerally but not endocrinologicaly horny.
I am once again shockingly uninterested in operating your remote vibrator.
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I am once again shockingly uninterested in operating your remote vibrator.
Life among the duplexes.
January 4, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Life among the duplexes.
My back is popping, and you don't really come back from that.
January 4, 2026 at 1:03 PM
My back is popping, and you don't really come back from that.
Summer, winter, who can tell.
January 4, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Summer, winter, who can tell.
We shouldn't have taught the porn bots to play chess.
January 4, 2026 at 12:51 PM
We shouldn't have taught the porn bots to play chess.
What am I even doing here is what we're doing here
January 4, 2026 at 12:46 PM
What am I even doing here is what we're doing here
[fighting for my life to be omega, outcast, shaman]
Her: you're alpha
Her: you're alpha
Weird ass conversation about werewolves.
January 4, 2026 at 12:45 PM
[fighting for my life to be omega, outcast, shaman]
Her: you're alpha
Her: you're alpha
Weird ass conversation about werewolves.
January 4, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Weird ass conversation about werewolves.
Need to get back to the gym before my skin starts flapping around any more.
January 4, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Need to get back to the gym before my skin starts flapping around any more.