spleenly
@spleenly.bsky.social
Woke worker, adrift academic, data digger, conflagrant coder, lightly dark, deeply shallow. Every tech job, all at once. he/him #ATX
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spleenly
@spleenly.bsky.social
· Sep 21
Consider that we don't even have a shared cultural understanding of what can be flushed.
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I've run out of time to do anything the right way.
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I've run out of time to do anything the right way.
There's a new owl that screams like a small child in danger right at dusk, could have done without that.
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
There's a new owl that screams like a small child in danger right at dusk, could have done without that.
Discovering the erotica podcast genre like
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Discovering the erotica podcast genre like
Being born before the internet saved my life.
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Being born before the internet saved my life.
The last time Earth created semi-intelligent machines look what happened.
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The last time Earth created semi-intelligent machines look what happened.
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I don't think I'm cool enough for Feeld
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I don't think I'm cool enough for Feeld
If a bath bomb starts to crack open outside the context of a bath, that's really a dragon's egg, run.
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If a bath bomb starts to crack open outside the context of a bath, that's really a dragon's egg, run.
If you're on a block list where the owner hasn't blocked you and you haven't blocked them you can read all your fellow blockees posts like a feed. 😂
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If you're on a block list where the owner hasn't blocked you and you haven't blocked them you can read all your fellow blockees posts like a feed. 😂
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I've been studying guillotine designs lately. Seems petty straight forward.
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I've been studying guillotine designs lately. Seems petty straight forward.
Not now, ex revealing a glow-up.
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Not now, ex revealing a glow-up.
Squandering our decadence tbh
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Squandering our decadence tbh
Now being told I can be off-shored for $12K/year. Let's find out.
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Now being told I can be off-shored for $12K/year. Let's find out.
Just passed someone who was either humming (derogatory) or whimpering (appreciative).
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Just passed someone who was either humming (derogatory) or whimpering (appreciative).
Me: I love a little project!
Work:
Me: not like that
Work:
Me: not like that
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Me: I love a little project!
Work:
Me: not like that
Work:
Me: not like that
Wait, it's a work day?
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Wait, it's a work day?
For those not up on aviation lingo, a "ground stop" is when you're grinding on that special person and there's a knock at the door.
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
For those not up on aviation lingo, a "ground stop" is when you're grinding on that special person and there's a knock at the door.
Maybe I'm only oppositionally defiant because I've never been paid enough to cave at the last moment.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Maybe I'm only oppositionally defiant because I've never been paid enough to cave at the last moment.
Folks, they've put me on a list.
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Folks, they've put me on a list.
What pedants won't tell you is that adverbs are inherently funny.
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
What pedants won't tell you is that adverbs are inherently funny.
The Lucy trick wouldn't work on me because I've never intentionally run toward a football.
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The Lucy trick wouldn't work on me because I've never intentionally run toward a football.
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One of those days where you have lots you wanna get done and end up doing none of it
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
One of those days where you have lots you wanna get done and end up doing none of it
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I’m not allowed to say how I actually feel without it going against terms of service
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I’m not allowed to say how I actually feel without it going against terms of service
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I'm pissed off tonight so I made a donation to my local food bank just now, and it did make me feel a tiny bit better, recommended
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I'm pissed off tonight so I made a donation to my local food bank just now, and it did make me feel a tiny bit better, recommended
Compromise more like compromised
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Compromise more like compromised