spleenly
@spleenly.bsky.social
Woke worker, adrift academic, data digger, conflagrant coder, lightly dark, deeply shallow. Every tech job, all at once. he/him #ATX
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Distance makes the heart grow tentacles.
I'm sorry knowing me gave you unrealistic expectations about knowing me.
February 18, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I'm sorry knowing me gave you unrealistic expectations about knowing me.
Had a legitimate opportunity to "further my brand" on LinkedIn, but quickly realized nothing good could come of that.
February 18, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Had a legitimate opportunity to "further my brand" on LinkedIn, but quickly realized nothing good could come of that.
If this is my last post it's because I used up my lifetime supply of sneezes.
February 18, 2026 at 5:46 PM
If this is my last post it's because I used up my lifetime supply of sneezes.
I mean is it really fair to mock them for everything they say and do and believe and look like.
February 18, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I mean is it really fair to mock them for everything they say and do and believe and look like.
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I cant be friends on account of being a million years old
February 18, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I cant be friends on account of being a million years old
They're called nootropics because oh nooo
February 18, 2026 at 11:29 AM
They're called nootropics because oh nooo
Giving up my new year's resolutions for lent: checkmate, guilt!
February 18, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Giving up my new year's resolutions for lent: checkmate, guilt!
How can I remember where I put a specific drill bit two years ago but forget a whole project I did last month.
February 18, 2026 at 2:19 AM
How can I remember where I put a specific drill bit two years ago but forget a whole project I did last month.
The biggest innovation of the 21st century is waiting 90 minutes for fast food.
February 18, 2026 at 1:49 AM
The biggest innovation of the 21st century is waiting 90 minutes for fast food.
I have never been far enough out in the wilderness to scream fuck at the volume I constantly desire.
February 18, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I have never been far enough out in the wilderness to scream fuck at the volume I constantly desire.
Tech companies turn evil right around the 10th hire (CFO).
February 17, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Tech companies turn evil right around the 10th hire (CFO).
Thought my keyboard was broken but it was in "gaming mode" (broken)
February 17, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Thought my keyboard was broken but it was in "gaming mode" (broken)
A measure of my capacity for suffering is how long it takes me each time to remember that mute exists.
February 17, 2026 at 9:24 PM
A measure of my capacity for suffering is how long it takes me each time to remember that mute exists.
While moving from phase 1 to phase 2, phase 5 became phase 8.
February 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
While moving from phase 1 to phase 2, phase 5 became phase 8.
"You're absolutely right!" is system prompted in there to overcome the model's natural tendency to stab you and bury you in a shallow grave.
February 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
"You're absolutely right!" is system prompted in there to overcome the model's natural tendency to stab you and bury you in a shallow grave.
Code freeze looking a little melty
February 17, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Code freeze looking a little melty
I finally built a project to track the projects I think up while doing other projects.
February 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I finally built a project to track the projects I think up while doing other projects.
They're actually going to issue a 1099?? I might not even get audited!
My shadiest client is now paying me by international wire transfer wtf
February 17, 2026 at 4:09 PM
They're actually going to issue a 1099?? I might not even get audited!
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It’s Fat Taco Tuesday 🥳🌮👑🍸🎭📿🪅
my favorite thing about this timeline is I don’t have to face death alone.
the planet’s coming with me.
happy Taco Tuesday.
the planet’s coming with me.
happy Taco Tuesday.
February 17, 2026 at 3:31 PM
It’s Fat Taco Tuesday 🥳🌮👑🍸🎭📿🪅
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blessed are the late risers who read this before doing anything at all
February 17, 2026 at 2:48 PM
blessed are the late risers who read this before doing anything at all
Working to escape having ideas.
February 17, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Working to escape having ideas.
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So we’re baking a baby into a cake today, did I hear that right?
February 17, 2026 at 2:44 PM
So we’re baking a baby into a cake today, did I hear that right?
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After School Specials DID NOT prepare me for ANY of this
February 17, 2026 at 1:14 PM
After School Specials DID NOT prepare me for ANY of this
Happy insignificant blip above my baseline gluttony to those who celebrate.
February 17, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Happy insignificant blip above my baseline gluttony to those who celebrate.
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Happy fat ass Tuesday, to those who observe.
February 17, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Happy fat ass Tuesday, to those who observe.