Amber
@mgamber.bsky.social
profoundly queer babe with punk vibes 💋
she/her | 🏳️⚧️ & 🏳️🌈 | 30
sometimes I watch movies:
https://boxd.it/QD2b
she/her | 🏳️⚧️ & 🏳️🌈 | 30
sometimes I watch movies:
https://boxd.it/QD2b
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Amber
@mgamber.bsky.social
· Dec 3
do porn bots dream of electric skeet
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The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
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you can't make me post on a new social media site
"upscrolled" "downposted" "sidetabbed" you're making this up, stop it, go outside
"upscrolled" "downposted" "sidetabbed" you're making this up, stop it, go outside
January 29, 2026 at 10:01 PM
you can't make me post on a new social media site
"upscrolled" "downposted" "sidetabbed" you're making this up, stop it, go outside
"upscrolled" "downposted" "sidetabbed" you're making this up, stop it, go outside
something impossible to really appreciate if you’ve never been outside the US is how big our bathrooms are
January 29, 2026 at 12:50 PM
something impossible to really appreciate if you’ve never been outside the US is how big our bathrooms are
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Watched an episode of House for the first time in like fifteen years and boy howdy this show makes Star Trek look like an accurate depiction of the medical profession
January 29, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Watched an episode of House for the first time in like fifteen years and boy howdy this show makes Star Trek look like an accurate depiction of the medical profession
I’ve had enough of these breks to know that I’m really okay to eat just about anything else, but I’m half asleep w jet lag and this is all my palate is capable of appreciating rn
January 29, 2026 at 12:01 PM
I’ve had enough of these breks to know that I’m really okay to eat just about anything else, but I’m half asleep w jet lag and this is all my palate is capable of appreciating rn
drinking a latte, praying to the caffeine gods to keep me awake
January 29, 2026 at 11:58 AM
drinking a latte, praying to the caffeine gods to keep me awake
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I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember..
January 29, 2026 at 11:01 AM
I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember..
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Some people are not capable of the depth of self-reflection necessary for genuine change.
January 28, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Some people are not capable of the depth of self-reflection necessary for genuine change.
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What if Shrek were one of us
January 29, 2026 at 12:07 AM
What if Shrek were one of us
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[hour two at the gym] heheh ima give the strongest hugs
January 28, 2026 at 1:00 AM
[hour two at the gym] heheh ima give the strongest hugs
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I should pee before I go.
- a memoir
- a memoir
January 29, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I should pee before I go.
- a memoir
- a memoir
folks be astral projecting nudes straight to the subconscious
If you're worried about it, a good alternative to Signal is astral projection
January 29, 2026 at 7:34 AM
folks be astral projecting nudes straight to the subconscious
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If you're worried about it, a good alternative to Signal is astral projection
January 29, 2026 at 7:30 AM
If you're worried about it, a good alternative to Signal is astral projection
never flown first class intentionally before & this shit is ruining me. the seat fully reclines? free drinks? I have little slippies for my feets?? they just gave me a hot towel??!
I’ve never been more aware of income inequality & class disparity & yet I also wish to afford this lifestyle lol
I’ve never been more aware of income inequality & class disparity & yet I also wish to afford this lifestyle lol
January 29, 2026 at 1:42 AM
never flown first class intentionally before & this shit is ruining me. the seat fully reclines? free drinks? I have little slippies for my feets?? they just gave me a hot towel??!
I’ve never been more aware of income inequality & class disparity & yet I also wish to afford this lifestyle lol
I’ve never been more aware of income inequality & class disparity & yet I also wish to afford this lifestyle lol
physically exhausted, mentally exhausted, somehow officially on vacation. finishing my layover, flying out soon to the UK.
January 28, 2026 at 10:54 PM
physically exhausted, mentally exhausted, somehow officially on vacation. finishing my layover, flying out soon to the UK.
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Making loud sex noises while shoveling the driveway whenever a neighbour walks past
January 28, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Making loud sex noises while shoveling the driveway whenever a neighbour walks past
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my abolish ICE post on r/PatheticCocks only has 3 upvotes
January 27, 2026 at 2:57 AM
my abolish ICE post on r/PatheticCocks only has 3 upvotes
just had one of those poos that felt like it violated my bodily autonomy
January 28, 2026 at 10:29 PM
just had one of those poos that felt like it violated my bodily autonomy
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tiramisu is called tirawesu if you share it
January 27, 2026 at 9:04 PM
tiramisu is called tirawesu if you share it
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idk how some people aren’t best friends with their spouse? like I love her of course I want to spend literally every day of the rest of my life with her??
January 28, 2026 at 2:47 PM
idk how some people aren’t best friends with their spouse? like I love her of course I want to spend literally every day of the rest of my life with her??
y’all. excited for the trip I’m departing on with my mom, but
this’ll be the longest I’ll have been away from my wife in like, 8 years? since we started living together anyway. already so lonely without her. 🥲
this’ll be the longest I’ll have been away from my wife in like, 8 years? since we started living together anyway. already so lonely without her. 🥲
January 28, 2026 at 2:45 PM
y’all. excited for the trip I’m departing on with my mom, but
this’ll be the longest I’ll have been away from my wife in like, 8 years? since we started living together anyway. already so lonely without her. 🥲
this’ll be the longest I’ll have been away from my wife in like, 8 years? since we started living together anyway. already so lonely without her. 🥲
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Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
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bloody hell you taking the piss mate innit?
-me, after my 7-day free trial of BritBox
-me, after my 7-day free trial of BritBox
January 28, 2026 at 2:58 AM
bloody hell you taking the piss mate innit?
-me, after my 7-day free trial of BritBox
-me, after my 7-day free trial of BritBox
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I’m a big fan of Ilhan Omar and got real nervous to meet her so I tried showing her what I just bought at Bath & Body works and it did not go over well
January 28, 2026 at 1:05 PM
I’m a big fan of Ilhan Omar and got real nervous to meet her so I tried showing her what I just bought at Bath & Body works and it did not go over well