Amber
@mgamber.bsky.social
profoundly queer babe with punk vibes 💋
she/her | 🏳️⚧️ & 🏳️🌈 | 30
sometimes I watch movies:
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she/her | 🏳️⚧️ & 🏳️🌈 | 30
sometimes I watch movies:
https://boxd.it/QD2b
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Amber
@mgamber.bsky.social
· Dec 3
do porn bots dream of electric skeet
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
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Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
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Chief strategist: Listen like I said last time I do not think this is the play at this juncture
Gavin Newsom: C'mon lemme say I'll suck a dick too if I can be president about it
Gavin Newsom: C'mon lemme say I'll suck a dick too if I can be president about it
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Chief strategist: Listen like I said last time I do not think this is the play at this juncture
Gavin Newsom: C'mon lemme say I'll suck a dick too if I can be president about it
Gavin Newsom: C'mon lemme say I'll suck a dick too if I can be president about it
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TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
vyvanse couchlock? vyvanse couchlock today queen?
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
vyvanse couchlock? vyvanse couchlock today queen?
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Trump texting Mamdani late tonight: “Sup king? You see everybody freaking out about us today, lol, so funny right? Anyway I’m just chilling, watching my shows. You? It’s okay if you’re already in bed, you can answer tomorrow. Sleep tight, Mr. Mayor!”
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Trump texting Mamdani late tonight: “Sup king? You see everybody freaking out about us today, lol, so funny right? Anyway I’m just chilling, watching my shows. You? It’s okay if you’re already in bed, you can answer tomorrow. Sleep tight, Mr. Mayor!”
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[being mauled]
bear: *mauling me*
me: is it berenstein or berenstain
bear: *mauling me*
me: is it berenstein or berenstain
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
[being mauled]
bear: *mauling me*
me: is it berenstein or berenstain
bear: *mauling me*
me: is it berenstein or berenstain
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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I myself would probably fawn over Mamdani if I met him
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I myself would probably fawn over Mamdani if I met him
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he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
he never looks at JD that way
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Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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i said to a friend it was a slow news day and then had to remind myself the president called for the execution of congress members and it’s just crazy how his blood lust has become routine
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
i said to a friend it was a slow news day and then had to remind myself the president called for the execution of congress members and it’s just crazy how his blood lust has become routine
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I dream of a future in which, amongst other things, we never see or hear from Karoline Leavitt ever again.
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I dream of a future in which, amongst other things, we never see or hear from Karoline Leavitt ever again.
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I don't believe in arguments. I'm right, and they're just saying things.
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I don't believe in arguments. I'm right, and they're just saying things.
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they finally made the wearable computer that also sucks your dick www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCG...
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
they finally made the wearable computer that also sucks your dick www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCG...
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He already sent a lynch mob to chase Congress out of the Capitol and it was a skin-of-their-teeth miracle they didn't manage to get their hands on any of them.
It's a big deal, but shouldn't be framed as shockingly new. It is his longtime position that murdering his political opponents is good.
It's a big deal, but shouldn't be framed as shockingly new. It is his longtime position that murdering his political opponents is good.
November 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
He already sent a lynch mob to chase Congress out of the Capitol and it was a skin-of-their-teeth miracle they didn't manage to get their hands on any of them.
It's a big deal, but shouldn't be framed as shockingly new. It is his longtime position that murdering his political opponents is good.
It's a big deal, but shouldn't be framed as shockingly new. It is his longtime position that murdering his political opponents is good.
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Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool
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Oh, they made a Pokémon that vapes
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Oh, they made a Pokémon that vapes
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messed up the password to my brain and now i’m locked out
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
messed up the password to my brain and now i’m locked out
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When somebody asks for a new photo of me I send this.
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
When somebody asks for a new photo of me I send this.