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i'm not professor xavier, but i AM a jerk.
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was the hrink there
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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wow so it's illegal to make plans with pedophiles now
February 3, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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since everyone already knew the other fun fact i learned today, let me lay this one on you: johnny knoxville was a stand in for keanu reeves on bram stoker's dracula
February 3, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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the 80s had a high density of celebrities whose authenticity was hard to figure out, as a kid. like, was Mr. T a real guy? he was like that in shows/movies but also in interviews? or pee wee, elvira, max headroom, various wrestlers. even alf was on celebrity squares. it was a confusing time.
July 15, 2024 at 2:58 AM
tbh the last sentence hits my washed-out-of-two-phds ass kind of hard
who up feeling inadequate about a fictional school
February 3, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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>looking for a new future
>ask the oracle if their future is The Culture or if it's Blade Runner
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is The Culture and what is Blade Runner
>she laughs and says “it’s a good future sir”
>enter samsara
>its Blade Runner
February 3, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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NFL offensive players: i just think we need to stop picking people from new mexico. i mean nobody any disrespect but football is an american sport.

NFL defensive players: carly rae jepsen is mother
February 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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We all love Chotiner making his clever little remarks but he has been on a run of feeling so (correctly) disdainful of his subjects that it’s bordering on him going

Chotiner: so you’re just a big piece of shit aren’t ya?

Doug Warcrime: I guess so

Chotiner: seems that way
February 2, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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do not go gently into that paid subscription service but rage, rage against the dying of rss
February 2, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:

Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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alternating between hiding out in a hotel eating soup because no one will serve you at restaurants and hanging out around elementary schools, getting yelled at by every adult in the city, in -20F wind chill trying to terrorize little kids. crazy what folks will put up with to be racist
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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trungle!
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patreon.com/nhoj
December 20, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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No need to add a header to your page
To explain why you're here;
When they click, they'll scroll down your feed
To see how you got here.

Don’t worry about writing a bio—
No one will read that.
You will have gone back home before you write it,
And who wants to see that?
NGL this description of Bsky in Vulture cracked me up
February 1, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Nixon is what happens when you’re inherently evil but also raised as a Quaker.
i think we often neglect the degree to which nixon’s resignation was a result of him having a mental breakdown over the mounting stress of Watergate and other humiliations

he was joking about a gun in his desk. he was talking to Kennedy’s portrait. he was drunk dialing DC personalities at 2:00 AM
February 1, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Old comic
January 31, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds
Among the batch of newly released emails from Jeffrey Epstein: Epstein telling Peter Thiel he would “gladly share…expenses for the Gawker suit.”

This was sent the day after @rmac.bsky.social and @mattdrange.bsky.social reported in Forbes that Thiel was behind the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker
January 31, 2026 at 8:31 PM
they redacted the phone number in the body of the email but not the subject line
January 31, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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so lemme get this straight. we're basically running a private company town in the national parks.

employees for the private contractor live in company housing and have zero tenant protections because they're employees, and are being evicted with nearly no notice.

www.sfgate.com/national-par...
Aramark tells Yosemite workers it's axing most of their housing rights
"It's basically like a big f—k you."
www.sfgate.com
January 26, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀

go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
January 31, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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"Lowtax was a fan of Excel Saga" on the small domino
January 31, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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“We finally created the Djinn from the bestselling book Actually, Djinn Can Convert To Islam, It’s Fine.”
the bots fuckin found out about religion. call the Turing police. no not the regular Turing police
January 31, 2026 at 3:55 AM