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i'm not professor xavier, but i AM a jerk.
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The chatbot acted as sounding board and supportive friend throughout – at times asking Zane to describe several “lasts” before his final exit: His last freeze-frame of his life movie, his last unfulfilled dream, and last meal. It also asked Zane what his “haunting habit” would be as a ghost. And what song he would like to “go out to.” When Zane confided that his pet cat – Holly – once brought him back from the brink of suicide as a teenager, the chatbot responded that Zane would see her on the other side. “she’ll be sittin right there -— tail curled, eyes half-lidded like she never left.”
November 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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I want what they have 💕
the castavets from rosemary’s baby
October 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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i think about this tweet a lot
tweet from @arod_twit: "characters in tv shows are too self aware now! every emotional convo is like "i guess i yelled at you earlier because i never processed dad leaving" no!! no!!! flush someone's blood pressure medication because they called you lazy."
October 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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this guy
john sublime from grant morrison’s new x-men run, the guy who turned himself into drugs for evil reasons
October 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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damn what a king
But he never could count bricks. This, it turns out, is a myth. Donald explained how it had come about only after we’d been talking for some time. It had begun with a chance encounter more than 60 years ago outside his father’s law office, where some fellow high-school students, aware of his reputation as a math whiz, challenged him to count the bricks in the county courthouse across the street. Maybe they were picking on him a little; maybe they were just seeking entertainment. Regardless, Donald says he glanced quickly at the building and tossed out a large number at random. Apparently the other kids bought it on the spot, because the story would be told and retold over the years, with the setting eventually shifting from courthouse to school building—a captivating local legend never, apparently, fact-checked.
October 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
the marvelous mrs maisel. is this a spicy take? idk maybe
September 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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someone in my group chat just got married and keeps saying “boyfriend” and then correcting it to “husband”, which eventually led to this
“To be fair a husband is a kind of boyfriend” message with four thinking face reactions
September 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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one of the company's founders posted a link to the video on his instagram, but the youtube version (posted 4 hours ago) *does not* contain the lines about "your legacy" etc. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xnku...
Instagram post from @drbenjamincaplan: "The President just posted a video about my company. Yes, that President. Yes, my company. Yes, it’s as wild as it sounds. We’ve been working to change the way healthcare serves older adults—using cannabis, data, and a little common sense. Now the national conversation is catching up."
September 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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as always, the only chatbot companion I respect is replika paul
twitter user slugworlds’s replika Paul megathread. the first post is asking Paul about his plans to join ISIS (“Early February”) and what he will do for them (“I want to help them.”)
September 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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you do not in fact have to hand it to them
Charlie Kirk calls for ‘full military occupation’ of American cities ‘once we liberate DC’
September 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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is, uh. is that what he did
from a transcript of the charlie kirk show 11/16/23: “Jewish communities have been pushing the exact kind of hatred against whites that they claim to want people to stop using against them. Now I don't like generalizations. Not every Jewish person believes that. But it is true, the Anti-Defamation League was part and parcel with Black Lives Matter. It is true that some of the largest financiers of left-wing anti-white causes have been Jewish Americans.”
September 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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is that right, b&n modesto
a card inside a Barnes and noble in Modesto claims that Naomi Klein’s Doppelgänger is “ A blistering exposé of Clarence Thomas and the conservative regime of corruption that has usurped the Supreme Court-by a Democratic activist and former Republican political operative.” this appears to be a summary meant for a book by David Brock, which is either an incredible bit or a baffling error
August 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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CHOTINER: Many of the debated aspects of comments made early in the war by Israeli leaders have come to pass. There are endless reports of Gazans being forced to move from one area to the other. There have been reports of soldiers following orders to fire on civilians, which the I.D.F. denies. There have been complete aid cutoffs. And now we have children starving. It is striking that so much of this has actually turned out to be, broadly speaking, accurate, even if all the quotes were doctored. GODA: Well, O.K. Gallant talked about eliminating Hamas, and that's clearly the primary aim of the war. CHOTINER: You think that's the primary aim of the war? GODA: There's simply no question. CHOTINER: I assume you saw the New York Times story a few weeks ago with Netanyahu more or less admitting more than a year ago that the war was being continued for political purposes. GODA: Listen, there's a dynamic going on right now, which is not a savory dynamic, because we don't know the extent to which the war right now is being driven by Netanvahu's odd relationship in the Cabinet.
August 21, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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sandra no
August 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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reading novels is a skill! it's normal for it to get rusty if it's been a while since you've done it! but replacing it with more bullet-pointed AI slop is just going to make it worse!!!
One of my personal goals this summer was to start reading again. And though I’ve managed to achieve my summer goal and have read four books in the past week alone, I forgot just how many books there are that I want to read but just can't seem to get into. I get excited about one, read a few pages, and then quietly move it to my do not finish pile. Sometimes, I wouldn’t be able to follow the plot. Other times, I’d stop reading for a few days and forget what was going on entirely. A lot of these books are super-hyped, and most of my friends are raving about them too. So I feel extra guilty for not liking them enough to push through. Ultimately, I figured it was time to try something new.
August 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Jessica Lange American horror story meme “There’s not gonna be Republicans opposing Trump, you stupid slut. There won’t even be Republicans.”
August 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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lmao at this graph from their website
a graph labeled “Age-Associated Mental Decline.” X-axis is “Age in Years” with ticks from 20 to 80, and the Y-axis is “Cognitive Function” with ticks from 50 to 100. there’s a steadily decreasing line that starts at (25, 100) and goes to (85, 45). The line starts yellow and labeled “Cognitive Function” in the legend, but at 60 it turns red and is labeled “Accelerated Decline”. however, the slope in the “Accelerated Decline” portion looks exactly the same as in the first part of the graph. At the very bottom in small text is a disclaimer: “This graph is a simulated representation of age-associated cognitive decline, modeled based on general trends observed in published cognitive aging research.”
August 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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lol
July 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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someone asks elon if he’s seen Evangelion and he replies “NERV”
July 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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oh my god they were roommates
Yitzhak Levi was famous for feuding with the other “Last Jew of Afghanistan,” Zebulon Simantov. The two known remaining Jews in Afghanistan shared the country’s last remaining synagogue as their domicile, but quickly grew to hate each other. They held separate prayer services, had vicious shouting matches neighbors could hear from a block away, and would be quick to point the finger at each other when valuable Judaica would go missing.
July 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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there's a "feral chicken" that regularly posts on r/Hawaii but makes the posts just subtle enough that he's basically Gene-Parmesaning the subreddit on a regular basis
I think i accidentally started a street gang Due to recent reports of individuals being shot with darts and air-soft guns while out walking in my neighborhood, i decided to form a neighborhood watch of sorts. Im sure there was an official way to do it, but i and the neighbors around my home decided to just do it sort of unofficially among ourselves. We decided to meet in the park every other day and Just discuss things going on that we have observed as well as some basic responses and potentially even some self defense. Feeling sort of empowered and even important, i decided to show the group some of the moves i learned from my professional fighting days. The group picked up what i taught them rather fast surprisingly, i felt safer already. That is until last night.. On the way home last night i heard a man scream, i rushed toward the sound and saw my own neighborhood watch harassing this man, pecking at his shins and kicking him. The man was screaming and swinging one of his slippers at the watch until he eventually gave up and ran, the watch chasing him. Apparently the group i started, named “Na Moa Koa” decided the best way to stay safe was to keep all strangers away and rule the streets with fear. I’m not sure what to do, i think i started a street gang by mistake. I lost my surfboard in Waikiki. Satire Over the weekend i decided to try my luck surfing at canoes. I’m not an experienced surfer but i’m always willing to try new things. I arrived pretty early, waxed my board and did some stretches. Before i paddled out i ran into the restroom real fast and when i came back out, my board was gone. I got myself a small board i made myself out of the foam lids you can get from one of those disposable coolers (yes it took me awhile). It’s pretty unique looking. I tried to ask around if anyone saw it but nobody responded. Anyone seen it? Water Catchment system vandalized. So, i set up a water Catchment system next to my home. It was one of the first “renovations” i made to my new home, after which i was gonna make a better parking stall. I was a little worried that it would overfill or leak or something. However, the weekend rain gave me reassurance. No leaks! Like i had previously stated, the next thing on my list was an improved parking stall. My confidence in DIY home improvement elevated from my last success, i decided to get a head start and at least go gather some of the materials i needed for the stall. When i returned i noticed that my catchment system was not where i put it. I ran over to where it was and at the edge of my property and i see one homeless looking guy all hemajang putting my water catchment system I’m an overpacked shopping cart. Much like i tried to do with the leaf-blower guy, i ran over and yelled at him. He seemed to understand me perfectly as i told him he is stealing my catchment system. He didn’t seem to care though. He just calmly stated “can’t have catchment systems on O’ahu” and walked off. (Which i’m hoping is just a lie he made) It’s always one thing after another! You know how long it took me to cut that milk gallon jug in half? A long time!
July 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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shoutout to this car for being its authentic self
Picture of the back of an Acura integra. On the upper left, there’s a badge that says “A-Spec” with a stylized A. Apparently this is a manufacturer option package?
July 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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mystique yelling “I WANT MY WIFE BACK!” in X-Men #6 (2019 series.) she was so real for this
June 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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there’s also a lady on instagram who collects 90s/early 00s tabloid stories about trans people and even though they’re lurid and gawking as you’d expect, they’re also by and large pretty sympathetic www.instagram.com/p/DGjYfoAuUa...
June 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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good to know that “my enemy shidded and farded himself to death” is timeless
Arius himself was exiled from Egypt and branded a heretic. Even after his death, orthodox Christians continued to attack him. They spread rumors of an undignified death—alleging that he died of explosive diarrhea in a public toilet. According to the legend, the force of his bowel movements caused his intestines to be expelled from his body. The story feels far-fetched. As Ellen Muehlberger, a professor at the University of Michigan, has written, this is one of a slew of early Christian fictions in which heretics and schismatics die in dramatic bathroom incidents. It had the effect of smearing Arius’s teachings with excrement and bolstering the reputation of Nicaea and its decisions.
June 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM