🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫
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我用劳动换取资本，用快乐换取快乐
I am in fact verifiably fun at parties
@vegetablegremlin@jorts.horse
ⓘ This account leave a the spaghett in a the alley and like a to watch the dogs kiss
我用劳动换取资本，用快乐换取快乐
I am in fact verifiably fun at parties
@vegetablegremlin@jorts.horse
ⓘ This account leave a the spaghett in a the alley and like a to watch the dogs kiss
Pinned
![[ booping the snoot of a red panda who is like "hey!" ]
BACK WITH ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE
SNOOT BOOPIN BEATS](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tdqolm2oruycrai57rst5jkc/bafkreiakjgijdklfeor6slsrelux2ia5xdwnglhqi4z7zwugwypx2d4du4@jpeg)
until i can pin skeets i will post this every few months or so
Yarrrrr (/.*)?
December 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Yarrrrr (/.*)?
“Employees must wash hands before returning to work” how long must we live under this covid tyranny
December 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
“Employees must wash hands before returning to work” how long must we live under this covid tyranny
Back at it
December 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Back at it
wait wait wait
mark cuban made his fortune selling broadcast dot come
he's the radio on the internet guy
damn it all snaps into focus
mark cuban made his fortune selling broadcast dot come
he's the radio on the internet guy
damn it all snaps into focus
December 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
wait wait wait
mark cuban made his fortune selling broadcast dot come
he's the radio on the internet guy
damn it all snaps into focus
mark cuban made his fortune selling broadcast dot come
he's the radio on the internet guy
damn it all snaps into focus
my mom was talkin bout how she heard on the radio how play-doh was thought up in the 1920s by wallpaper cleaners or something i say yeah it unseated the previous most popular playset of the time which was a bunch of boxes of yarn. kids would stitch the boxes together and make forts and such.
December 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
my mom was talkin bout how she heard on the radio how play-doh was thought up in the 1920s by wallpaper cleaners or something i say yeah it unseated the previous most popular playset of the time which was a bunch of boxes of yarn. kids would stitch the boxes together and make forts and such.
marked graphic for being glinner but lol
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
marked graphic for being glinner but lol
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
god i might get my car back today friggin cripes
December 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
god i might get my car back today friggin cripes
ready to celebrate 138 years of pretty much having the bicycle fully sorted out and just needing a few tweaks here and there
December 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
ready to celebrate 138 years of pretty much having the bicycle fully sorted out and just needing a few tweaks here and there
it does not take an hour to describe the premise of this series
December 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
it does not take an hour to describe the premise of this series
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“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”
December 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”
a fun example of rich guys being surrounded by sycophants for so long they can't handle pushback of any kind
youtu.be/pde8y39pFBA?...
youtu.be/pde8y39pFBA?...
“We’re Eating F***ing GARBAGE!” Can MAGA Trust RFK Jr On Health? Feat Bryan Johnson
YouTube video by Piers Morgan Uncensored
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
a fun example of rich guys being surrounded by sycophants for so long they can't handle pushback of any kind
youtu.be/pde8y39pFBA?...
youtu.be/pde8y39pFBA?...
ok so mark cuban is saying his "cost plus drugs" IS single-payer healthcare and well thats just fucking stupid fuck you
December 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
ok so mark cuban is saying his "cost plus drugs" IS single-payer healthcare and well thats just fucking stupid fuck you
chuckling at someone saying walter white was "often ahead of the audience"
ahead of you maybe.
ahead of you maybe.
December 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
chuckling at someone saying walter white was "often ahead of the audience"
ahead of you maybe.
ahead of you maybe.
it is funny how at my advanced age people still will think it odd that at maximum i only play like two or three video games ever and my favorite game is "the piano"
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
it is funny how at my advanced age people still will think it odd that at maximum i only play like two or three video games ever and my favorite game is "the piano"
one thing messing me up about this is the idea that code was ever crafted perfectly
like there are code review standards that have only ever been met by NASA and nothing else ever came close
like there are code review standards that have only ever been met by NASA and nothing else ever came close
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
one thing messing me up about this is the idea that code was ever crafted perfectly
like there are code review standards that have only ever been met by NASA and nothing else ever came close
like there are code review standards that have only ever been met by NASA and nothing else ever came close
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Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear
you should, instead, not play video games in your car
December 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
you should, instead, not play video games in your car
if i had any temptation whatsoever to watch drangus things i would simply watch some tru blud instead. i will watch some tru blud regardless
December 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
if i had any temptation whatsoever to watch drangus things i would simply watch some tru blud instead. i will watch some tru blud regardless
feeling like a horrible little mutant today
December 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
feeling like a horrible little mutant today
come to a point where a christopher nolan movie is a hostile transgression against my time
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
come to a point where a christopher nolan movie is a hostile transgression against my time
Good sweet mercy, the Christmas machine
December 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Good sweet mercy, the Christmas machine
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these edibles ain’t shit
December 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
these edibles ain’t shit
anyway im glad i watched two good christmas movies (gremlins, muppet christmas carol) instead of an emasculation anxiety film people made into a holiday meme
December 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
anyway im glad i watched two good christmas movies (gremlins, muppet christmas carol) instead of an emasculation anxiety film people made into a holiday meme
this line read gets me laugh sentimental and also other ways because Dickens wrote this in to kind of be a bitch because an editor was freaked that Dickens didnt say what became of Tiny Tim on first draft
its touches like these that make this straight up The best adaptation
its touches like these that make this straight up The best adaptation
December 25, 2025 at 7:45 AM
this line read gets me laugh sentimental and also other ways because Dickens wrote this in to kind of be a bitch because an editor was freaked that Dickens didnt say what became of Tiny Tim on first draft
its touches like these that make this straight up The best adaptation
its touches like these that make this straight up The best adaptation