🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫
@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
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我用劳动换取资本，用快乐换取快乐
I am in fact verifiably fun at parties
@vegetablegremlin@jorts.horse
ⓘ This account leave a the spaghett in a the alley and like a to watch the dogs kiss
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我用劳动换取资本，用快乐换取快乐
I am in fact verifiably fun at parties
@vegetablegremlin@jorts.horse
ⓘ This account leave a the spaghett in a the alley and like a to watch the dogs kiss
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![[ booping the snoot of a red panda who is like "hey!" ]
BACK WITH ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE
SNOOT BOOPIN BEATS](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tdqolm2oruycrai57rst5jkc/bafkreiakjgijdklfeor6slsrelux2ia5xdwnglhqi4z7zwugwypx2d4du4@jpeg)
until i can pin skeets i will post this every few months or so
picked up a 24 pack of ZYWIEC because fuck it that's why
February 10, 2026 at 7:35 AM
picked up a 24 pack of ZYWIEC because fuck it that's why
i should figure out how to do a grime remix of this: youtu.be/zyHQQsuZWVk
The Muppet Show: Scooter & Floyd Pepper - "Mr Bassman"
YouTube video by dorcm1973
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 7:28 AM
i should figure out how to do a grime remix of this: youtu.be/zyHQQsuZWVk
it is funny that tpusa was meant to be a youth recruitment outreach project and ultimately became white raps for the elderly
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 AM
it is funny that tpusa was meant to be a youth recruitment outreach project and ultimately became white raps for the elderly
GOONING IS WHEN YOU ROUGH UP SOME MOOKS CUZ DA BOSS SAID
Yeah, they have an alternate meaning for -goon and I haven't quite figured it out yet, but I think it has something to do with the face one makes when gooning (normal definition)
February 10, 2026 at 7:16 AM
GOONING IS WHEN YOU ROUGH UP SOME MOOKS CUZ DA BOSS SAID
oh joy how gay traloo tralay a new dankmus has dropped this day youtu.be/AOci81Xve7g
- M E D I U M - B R O W N -
YouTube video by Dankmus
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 7:08 AM
oh joy how gay traloo tralay a new dankmus has dropped this day youtu.be/AOci81Xve7g
also my good friendo at the spot fucking HATES ai. she never wants to hear about it, just seething.
February 10, 2026 at 7:02 AM
also my good friendo at the spot fucking HATES ai. she never wants to hear about it, just seething.
crediting our good lad @davidgerard.co.uk with the first time ive heard "AGI=A Guy Instead"
February 10, 2026 at 7:01 AM
crediting our good lad @davidgerard.co.uk with the first time ive heard "AGI=A Guy Instead"
man. so im talkin with the lady workin at the spot, shes like you gotta come dj shit this spring and we're talkin bout dates and im like oh thats right by my birthday. she whips out her phone to Jot This Down and then is like how old ya gonna be. i say 52. and like everyone yells YOURE GONNA Be 52??
February 10, 2026 at 5:25 AM
man. so im talkin with the lady workin at the spot, shes like you gotta come dj shit this spring and we're talkin bout dates and im like oh thats right by my birthday. she whips out her phone to Jot This Down and then is like how old ya gonna be. i say 52. and like everyone yells YOURE GONNA Be 52??
Everybody remembers the guy
February 10, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Everybody remembers the guy
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“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”
I’m a little faded rn so im thinkin of the relationships between the bad bunny show and satire: hated by people who are afraid of confusion
I guess this isn’t big news Nevermind
I guess this isn’t big news Nevermind
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I’m a little faded rn so im thinkin of the relationships between the bad bunny show and satire: hated by people who are afraid of confusion
I guess this isn’t big news Nevermind
I guess this isn’t big news Nevermind
GALAXY OF TERROR
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 AM
GALAXY OF TERROR
posting at @mattlieb.bsky.social before im done listening to the episode: a fun additional thing about Daniel Biss is he was the DSA-endorsed governor candidate in 2016 but then everyone boo'd him because he dropped his running mate Carlos Ramirez-Rosa because CRR had expressed support for BDS
February 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
posting at @mattlieb.bsky.social before im done listening to the episode: a fun additional thing about Daniel Biss is he was the DSA-endorsed governor candidate in 2016 but then everyone boo'd him because he dropped his running mate Carlos Ramirez-Rosa because CRR had expressed support for BDS
man shut the fuck up
February 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
man shut the fuck up
applied for a job which would be a pay cut from last year but well the only reason ive been able to cruise this long was my expenses were way less than my income for a long time
February 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
applied for a job which would be a pay cut from last year but well the only reason ive been able to cruise this long was my expenses were way less than my income for a long time
Okay
February 9, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Okay
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"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
in trying to come up with a name to distinguish themselves from the bad sort of nerd, "trekkers" established the formula for being the worse sort of nerd
February 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
in trying to come up with a name to distinguish themselves from the bad sort of nerd, "trekkers" established the formula for being the worse sort of nerd
let's set sail for irc
Oh my god, so many people are canceling Nitro that it's having issues processing it, cook 'em hard bois.
February 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
let's set sail for irc
Heracles is somewhat unique in the myths for actually attaining immortality and being invited to Olympus through his tremendous feats and reconciliation with Hera. Loads of other Heroes never make the cut even when they are children of Zeus
Kevin Sorbo, on the other hand,
Kevin Sorbo, on the other hand,
February 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Heracles is somewhat unique in the myths for actually attaining immortality and being invited to Olympus through his tremendous feats and reconciliation with Hera. Loads of other Heroes never make the cut even when they are children of Zeus
Kevin Sorbo, on the other hand,
Kevin Sorbo, on the other hand,
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NEW: The “centrist” Abundance think tank pushing Democrats toward deregulation is run by a registered corporate lobbyist for OpenAI, Larry Ellison’s Oracle, and a crypto think tank.
February 9, 2026 at 6:18 PM
NEW: The “centrist” Abundance think tank pushing Democrats toward deregulation is run by a registered corporate lobbyist for OpenAI, Larry Ellison’s Oracle, and a crypto think tank.
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We cannot expect people who traded in their culture and history for whiteness to respect our cultures and histories.
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
We cannot expect people who traded in their culture and history for whiteness to respect our cultures and histories.
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Mrs. True ,,, get his ass!!!
The Atlantic City Gazette Review, February 21,1921
April 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Mrs. True ,,, get his ass!!!
everyone who has ever talked to me about AI anything always insists they check and verify everything and like: no you don't. if you had the juice to do all that you could have saved time by just doing it yourself from the gecko
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
everyone who has ever talked to me about AI anything always insists they check and verify everything and like: no you don't. if you had the juice to do all that you could have saved time by just doing it yourself from the gecko
all the genAI stuff in The Pitt has me hoping it's gonna go in this direction rather but im kind of not expecting it
@davidgerard.co.uk well this isn’t a horror show or anything www.reuters.com/investigatio...
As AI enters the operating room, reports arise of botched surgeries and misidentified body parts
Medical device makers have been rushing to add AI to their products. While proponents say the new technology will revolutionize medicine, regulators are receiving a rising number of claims of patient ...
www.reuters.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
all the genAI stuff in The Pitt has me hoping it's gonna go in this direction rather but im kind of not expecting it