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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · May 30
The Evansville Press, April 10,1916
MY CARD. MR. GEO. PUSHEM, EFFICIENCY EXPERT. AND STAY OUT! I HAVE NO USE FOR THE SHARP BOYS THAT GO AROUND SHOWING EMPLOYERS HOW THEY CAN KILL OFF THEIR HELP QUICKER BY SHIFTING TUO MEN'S WORK ONTO ONE!!!
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The Spokane Press
December 26,1910
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- ITS A COLD MORNING AT THE EVERETT HOUSE, MR. AND MRS. TRUE ARE STILL IN BED, MRS. TRUE WAKES UP AND TAPS MR. TRUE ON HIS SHOULDER. MRS. TRUE: EVERETT! TIME TO GET UP AND MAKE THE FIRE! MR.TRUE: IT’S TOO COLD!! P2- MRS. TRUE HAS KICKED EVERETT OUT OF THE BED, HE LANDS ON HIS HEAD, KNOCKING OVER THE NIGHT STAND AND CHAIR THAT WAS NEXT TO THE BED
December 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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The Cincinnati Post
December 24,1915
Outbursts Of Everett True P1- EVERETT IS IN A CROWDED MOVIE THEATRE, HE BECOMING VERY ANNOYED BY A MAN SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND HIM… THE MAN IS MAKING A LOT OF NOISE AS HE IS EATING PEANUTS… SNAP CRACKLE CRACKLE CRUNCH— P2- EVERETT HAS HAD ENOUGH… EVERETT : I HAVE NO OBJECTION TO YOUR SATISFYING THE PANGS OF HUNGER, BUT A MOVING PICTURE AUDIENCE IS NOT THE PROPER PLACE! I WON'T SIT STILL AND LISTEN TO THE NOISE OF FEEDING AND INHALE YOUR PEANUT-LADEN BREATH!! EVERETT UNCEREMONIOUSLY KICKS THE MAN OUT OF THE THEATER ,WHERE HE LANDS ON THE CURB
December 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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The Oklahoma News
December 22,1915
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- MRS. TRUE STOPS MR.TRUE JUST BEFORE HE LEAVES THE HOUSE MRS. TRUE: EVERETT BEFORE YOU GO LEAVE ME SOME MONEY. I WANT TO GET A FEW CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FOR OUR FRIENDS. MR. TRUE: DON'T YOU THINK OUR FRIENDS CAN GET ALONG WITHOUT BLOWING OURSELVES ON THEM FOR A LOT OF FOOL KNICK-KNACKS! P2- WE SEE EVERETT IS SITTING ON THE FLOOR LOOKING FORLORN AND SAD AT HIS OPEN AND EMPTY POCKETBOOK…
December 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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The Salina Daily Union
Salina Kansas
December 20,1917
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT IS IN THE LINE AT THE THEATER WHEN THE MAN BEHIND HIM BEGINS TO COUGH WITHOUT COVERING HIS FACE… KAW HAW! KAW HOOP! P2- EVERETT : SO YOU WOULD GO INTO THIS THEATER WITH YOUR BAD COLD AND SPREAD THE INFECTION, AND SPOIL THE ENTERTAINMENT WITH YOUR COUGH THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE BARKING OF A SEA LION!! THE OPEN AIR FOR YOU!!! EVERETT GRABS THE MAN BY THE SHOULDERS AND ESCORTS HIM OUT OF THE THEATER, BUT BY THE LOOKS OF THE MANS MASHED HAT, EVERETT MUST HAVE KNOCKED HIM ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD BEFORE SHOWING HIM TO THE STREET
December 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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The San Diego Sun
Thursday, December 19,1918
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT HAS JUST ENTERED THE OFFICE OF THE MAN WHO IS THE OWNER OF THE HOUSE HE RENTS FROM EVERETT PROMPTLY GRABS THE MAN BY THE SHOULDERS AND PULLS HIM OVER HIS DESK EVERETT: GOOD MORNING SiR! I WON'T WASTE MUCH OF YOUR TIME! YOU've PROMISED SEVERAL TIMES TO HAVE THOSE REPAIRS MADE ON THE HOUSE WE RENT OF YOU, AND P2- EVERETT : I WAS GOING TO WRITE YOU A LETTER ABOUT IT TODAY, BUT I DECIDED THAT A PERSONAL INTERVIEW WOULD BE MORE LIKELY TO GET SOME ACTION!!! EVERETT LEAVES THE OFFICE, THE MANS DESK IS TURNED OVER AND HE IS ON THE FLOOR ,STARS FLOATING AROUND HIS HEAD.
December 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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The Muncie Evening Press
December 18,1917
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS READING WHEN HE HEARS MRS.TRUE WHO IS IN THE KITCHEN CRY OUT IN PAIN…OUCH!!! MR. TRUE IS WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED P2- MRS.TRUE: YOU LEFT THE STOVE LID LIFTER IN THE LID AGAIN TO GET HOTTER THAN BLAZES!.. MRS. TRUE THROWS THE STOVE. LID LIFTER AND IT HIT EVERETT ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
December 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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The Tacoma Times
Wednesday, December 17,1913
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS WALKING UP THE SIDEWALK WHEN HE SEES TWO MEN BLOCKING HIS WAY… ONE OF THE MEN IS TALKING TO THE OTHER ONE…. SAY, BO, TALK ABOUT YOUR SWELL TIME! THE LID WAS OFF, AND— EVERETT IS NOT HAVING IT, P2- EVERETT HAS ALREADY WALKED OUT OF OUR VIEW, BUT WE SEE THE AFTERMATH OF EVERETT WALKING THROUGH THE PANEL, BOTH MEN ARE OFF THEIR FEET, ONE IS ON HIS HEAD WHILE THE OTHER ONE IS SITTING UP WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED.
December 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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The Pittsburgh Press
December 16,1915
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.B.Condo P1- MR. TRUE IS IN HIS CHAIR READING HIS NEWSPAPER, MRS TRUE IS IN THE ROOM… MR.TRUE: HOW CAN A MAN WRITE SUCH SILLY SLUSH AS THESE LETTERS IN THIS DIVORCE CASE!! MRS.TRUE: THAT REMINDS ME. MRS. TRUE GOES OUT OF THE ROOM P2- MRS. TRUE: LISTEN — DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS? DEAREST DARLING: EVERY MOMENT IS A THOUSAND YEARS WHEN I AM NOT WITH You. THE BRIGHTEST STARS ARE DULL COMPARED TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL eYES, AND YOUR VOICE IS HEAVENLY MUSIC. A MILLION KISSES! WITH UNDYING AFPECTION YOUR EVERETT. MR TRUE HAS SLUMPED OUT OF HIS CHAIR AND INTO THE FLOOR, HIS COUNTENANCE HAS FELL WITH THE RECOGNITION OF THE LETTER MRS TRUE HAS JUST READ
December 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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The Topeka Daily Herald
December 15,1906
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT SEES A MAN BREAKING IN LINE AT THE POST OFFICE STAMP WINDOW MAN: HEY' TWO CENTS WORTH OF ONE-CENT STAMPS PLEASE' P2- EVERETT IS NOT HAVING IT EVERETT: BUTT IN AHEAD OF THE LINE, WILL YOU? COULDN'T SEE THE SIGN "THIS WAY IN." COULD YOU? WELL, ILL SHOW YOU THE WAY OUT!!!! EVERETT ADMINISTERS A RIGHT UPCUT SENDING THE MAN BACKWARDS, HIS HAT FLYING
December 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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The Spokane Press
Saturday, December 14,1907
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- MR TRUE IS AT HIS READING TABLE SMOKING A CIGAR MR. TRUE: MRS. TRUE !!! WHAT IN THUNDER ARE YOU BURNING OUT THERE IN THE KITCHEN?!!!!!! P2- MRS. TRUE ANSWERS FROM THE KITCHEN… MRS. TRUE: IS IT ANY WORSE THAN THOSE PUTRID STOGIES YOU PERFUME THE HOUSE WITH?!!!! AND SHE THROWS A LARGE KETTLE, HITTING MR.TRUE ON THE HEAD,KNOCKING HIM OUT OF HIS CHAIR AND CAIUSING THE TABLE TO TURN OVER.
December 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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The Cincinnati Post
Friday, December 13,1907
Outbursts of Everett True By A.D.Condo Mr AND MRS TRUE ARE HAVING DINNER MR. TRUE : BY GEORGE, THESE BISCUITS AREN'T ANYTHING LIKE MY MOTHER USED TO BAKE - - MRS TRUE: THAT'S ALL RIGHT, EVERETT DON'T DODGE, YOU NEVER TOLD A GREATER TRUTH IN YOUR LIFE. HER B/SCUITS WERE THE BEST EVER!
December 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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The Daily Review
Decatur Illinois,December 12,1925
OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE P1-MR TRUE IS SITTING ON THE TOP BLEACHER AT THE BALLGAME WHEN HE SEES A POLICEMAN CHASING AWAY TWO BOYS ,WHO WERE WATCHING THE GAME THROUGH A KNOTHOLE IN THE BALLPARK FENCE P2- MR. TRUE WAS VERY ANNOYED BY THIS AND SWATTED THE POLICEMAN ON THE HEAD WITH HIS UMBRELLA
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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The Seattle Star
Thursday,December 11,1913
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT IS AT THE THEATER AND THERE IS A MAN BEHIND HIM SPOILING THE STORY BY TELLING WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT… MAN BEHIND EVERETT: NO, IT'S NOT IN THIS SCENE THAT HE SHOOTS THE DETECTIVE. HE COMES IN FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STAGE, AND JUST AS HE TURN3 AROUND -- P2- EVERETT HAS HAD ENOUGH, HE TURNS AROUND AND SAYS… EVERETT: I DO NOT WISH TO APPEAR RUDE, MY DEAR SIR, BUT I FIND IT NECESSARY TO CHOKE YOU INTO INSENSIBILITY !!!! EVERETT HAS HIS HANDS AROUND THE MANS THROAT, EVERYONE AROUND THEM SEEMS TO APPROVE OF MR TRUE’S ACTION, EXCEPT FOR THE MAN OF COURSE…
December 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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The Muskogee Times Democrat
December 10,1907
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- IT’S AFTER DARK AND WHILE OUT WALKING A MASKED GUN MAN ATTEMPTS TO HOLD UP EVERETT GUN MAN:THROW UP YER HANDS! EVERETT RAISES HIS HANDS AND SAYS… EVERETT: YES, I’LLTHROW THEM UP, BUT - P2- EVERETT KNOCKS THE MAN OFF HIS FEET AND HAS HIM BY ONE LEG AS HE ADMINISTERS SOME HARD KNOCKS ON THE MANS HEAD WITH HIS UMBRELLA EVERETT: I’LL BRING THEM DOWN AGAIN! AND- I - THINK- THIS - THE- LAST- JOB - YOU’LL - EVER - ATTEMPT!!
December 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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The Grand Rapids Press
Grand Rapids Michigan
Tuesday, December 9,1913
OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE BY A.D.CONDO P1-EVERETT TRUE: THE POLICE DON'T SEEM TO BE ABLE TO WEED OUT-YOU SIMPERING DUDES THAT HANG AROUND THE THEATER LOBBIES AND LEER AT THE WOMEN, SO I'LL CRACK A FEW HEADS MYSELF!!! EVERETT HAS THROWN SEVERAL MEN INTO A HEAP AND KNOCKING THEIR HEADS WITH HIS BIG UMBRELLA
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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The San Diego Sun
Monday, December 08,1913
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- MR. TRUE SEES A MAN TRYING TO PUSH HIS WAY PAST A LADY WHO IS BOARDING A STREET CAR, MR. TRUE’S EXPRESSION SHOWS HIS DISDAIN FOR THE MAN, AND HE’S READY TO SHOW HIS DISPLEASURE. P2- MR. EVERETT TRUE : MR. SWINE, YOU AND I WILL STOP OVER FOR THE NEXT CAR !! MR. TRUE GRABS THE MAN BY THE COLLAR AND PULLS HIM OFF OF THE STREET CAR, HE USES HIS UMBRELLA TO KNOCK THE MAN ON THE HEAD … STARS ARE DANCING AROUND THE MANS HEAD.
December 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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The Kalamazoo Gazette
December 07,1915
Outbursts Of Everett True P1 - EVERETT IS RIDING A STREET CAR, SITTING ON THE BENCH AND READING A BOOK, WHEN A MAN STANDING IN FRONT OF HIM OPENS UP A NEWSPAPER, COMPLETELY COVERING EVERETT’S FACE, BLOCKING HIS LIGHT P2- EVERETT IS EXTREMELY AGGRAVATED BY THIS , EVERETT PUNCHES THE MAN IN THE FACE RIGHT THROUGH HIS NEWSPAPER, SENDING THE MAN BACKWARDS, HAT FLYING
December 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Livingston Enterprise
Livingston Montana 12.06.1924
Outbursts Of Everett True P1- WE CAN ONLY SEE THE LOWER PORTION OF A MAN WHO APPEARS TO BE CREEPING UP ON SOMEONE… P2-THIS MAN HAS SLIPPED UP QUIETLY BEHIND EVERETT, AND COVERED EVERETT’S EYES WITH HIS HAND P3- MR. TRUE THROWS THE MAN FORWARD , MAN LANDS ON HIS BACK AND ALMOST FLIPS OVER
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Wilkes-Barre Times Leader
December 05,1907
OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE P1- MRS. TRUE IS STANDING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRCASE, CALLING DOWN EVERETT FOR BREAKFAST MRS. TRUE: COME, COME, EVERETT! YOU'VE SIMPLY GOT TO GET UP! BREAKFAST IS GETTING COLD!!! EVERETT:I HAVEN’T HAD MY SLEEP OUT YET!!! P2-MRS. TRUE ROUSTED EVERETT OUT OF BED MRS. TRUE: GO TO BED AT A DECENT HOUR AND HAVE YOUR SLEEP OUT!!— GET DOWN-STAIRS AND FEED EVERETT IS RUNNING OUT OF THE BEDROOM IN HIS NIGHTSHIRT, BUT NOT BEFORE MRS. TRUE THROWS A WATER PITCHER AND HITS HIM ON THE HEAD.
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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The Omaha Daily News
December 4,1918
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THE OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE P1- EVERETT IS WALKING DOWNTOWN WHEN HE SEE A MAN CARRYING A BABY IN HIS ARM, BUT THE MAN IS SMOKING A CIGAR, THE SMOKE IS COMPLETELY SURROUNDING THE BABY’S FACE P2- EVERETT TAKES THE BABY OUT OF THE MANS ARMS AND HE SMASHES THE MANS HAT ON HIS HEAD BEFORE HE TELLS THE MAN WHAT HE IS GOING TO DO EVERETT: GO AHEAD FINISH YOUR CIGAR; I'M GOING TO WALK AROUND THE BLOCK A COUPLE OF TIMES AND GIVE THIS KID SOME FRESH AIR !!! THE MAN WATCES WITH A SMASHED HAT AND STARS SURROUNDING HIS HEAD.
December 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Omaha Daily News
December 02,1918
P1- EVERETT TRUE IS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND AN UNNAMED MAN IS WALKING WITH HIM. UNNAMED MAN: OF COURSE, I DON'T KNOW WHETHER THE STORY IS TRUE OR NOT, BUT. THAT'S WHAT I HEARD ABOUT HER. P2- EVERETT: BUT FAR BE IT PROM YOU TO SPREAD THE STORY, EH? EVERETT IS CONTINUING TO WALK DOWN THE STREET THE UNNAMED MAN IS LAYING ON THE SIDEWALK, EVERETT HAS KNOCKED HIM OUT WITH ONE PUNCH THERE ARE STARS FLOATING AROUND IN THE AIR, WHERE EVERETT’S FIST CONNECTED WITH THE MANS JAW
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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The Cincinnati Post
Monday, December 01,1913
P1- 5 PM AT THE TRUE RESIDENCE… MR.TRUE HAS JUST GOTTEN HOME AND IS HANGING UP HIS COAT AND HAT MRS. TRUE: EVERETT,YOU HAD BETTER SHAVE BEFORE YOU EAT BECAUSE WERE GOING OUT THIS EVENING TO MEET THE SMITHS. MR.TRUE : WERE GOING TO DO NOTHING OF THE KIND, MRS. TRUE! I'M GOING TO SPEND THE EVENING RIGHT HERE IN THIS HOUSE!! P2- 8 PM AT THE SMITHS RESIDENCE MRS. TRUE: MR. SMITH, MY HUSBAND, EVERETT TRUE. MR.TRUE IS SHAKING HANDS WITH MR.SMITH MR.TRUE DELIGHTED! MR.TRUE DOESN’T APPEAR TO BE VERY DELIGHTED BY HIS EXPRESSION
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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