🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫
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我用劳动换取资本，用快乐换取快乐
I am in fact verifiably fun at parties
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ⓘ This account leave a the spaghett in a the alley and like a to watch the dogs kiss
我用劳动换取资本，用快乐换取快乐
I am in fact verifiably fun at parties
@vegetablegremlin@jorts.horse
ⓘ This account leave a the spaghett in a the alley and like a to watch the dogs kiss
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BACK WITH ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE
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until i can pin skeets i will post this every few months or so
the difference between art and slop is a tired betty boop slasher movie is set to release after the IP falls into public domain but Mr Boop waited for nobody
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
the difference between art and slop is a tired betty boop slasher movie is set to release after the IP falls into public domain but Mr Boop waited for nobody
A reminder that nothing is real until it is signed. Several times i have seem people told they have the job only to be ghosted on the paperwork
3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A reminder that nothing is real until it is signed. Several times i have seem people told they have the job only to be ghosted on the paperwork
It’s hard to say when their ostensible opposition continues to run support for them
I am well aware that they are and will continue to do massive damage to this country
but does it feel like they’re on a glide path to successful authoritarian consolidation anymore? I submit that it does not
but does it feel like they’re on a glide path to successful authoritarian consolidation anymore? I submit that it does not
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It’s hard to say when their ostensible opposition continues to run support for them
ugh when is cobalt gonna do youtube again
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
ugh when is cobalt gonna do youtube again
thinkin bout how a type of liberal has been makin jokes for coming up on a decade now concerning trump and putin doing gay shit together. how they doin
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 AM
thinkin bout how a type of liberal has been makin jokes for coming up on a decade now concerning trump and putin doing gay shit together. how they doin
The parties of the elites sound like trash. You have lost all party energy in your pursuit Of power
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 AM
The parties of the elites sound like trash. You have lost all party energy in your pursuit Of power
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
It’s so funny how i can say “mckinsey” to people irl and they just get rankled as fuck. The name is Known and Despised. This isnt just an online freak thing
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
It’s so funny how i can say “mckinsey” to people irl and they just get rankled as fuck. The name is Known and Despised. This isnt just an online freak thing
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Robyn - Dopamine (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Robyn
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Uh oh
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Uh oh
so like ive heard all about the Puritans of the Left, dan savage complained enough about em, the woke moralists who go too far etc and well now there is simply no moral consensus, no scandal left to shock, congratulations, great job hit the showers wait no don't
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
so like ive heard all about the Puritans of the Left, dan savage complained enough about em, the woke moralists who go too far etc and well now there is simply no moral consensus, no scandal left to shock, congratulations, great job hit the showers wait no don't
nick offerman still doing epic bacon and griping on vegetarians in 2025 its weird
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
nick offerman still doing epic bacon and griping on vegetarians in 2025 its weird
Samsung fridges are showing ads now you can experience that gas station feeling at home
and its serving ads about a show where private human experience is extinguished in the service of an inescapable smiling edifice
and its serving ads about a show where private human experience is extinguished in the service of an inescapable smiling edifice
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Samsung fridges are showing ads now you can experience that gas station feeling at home
and its serving ads about a show where private human experience is extinguished in the service of an inescapable smiling edifice
and its serving ads about a show where private human experience is extinguished in the service of an inescapable smiling edifice
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WOP WOP WOP WOP
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
WOP WOP WOP WOP
okay sure www.404media.co/power-compan...
Power Companies Are Using AI To Build Nuclear Power Plants
Tech companies are betting big on nuclear energy to meet AIs massive power demands and they're using that AI to speed up the construction of new nuclear power plants.
www.404media.co
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
okay sure www.404media.co/power-compan...
a piss tape sounds quaint at this point
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
a piss tape sounds quaint at this point
the number of black mirror stories that involved a Perfect Simulation Of Your Consciousness In A Situation suggests someone running the show got way into yudkowsky, joining the ranks of absolute dullards running everything stupidly
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
the number of black mirror stories that involved a Perfect Simulation Of Your Consciousness In A Situation suggests someone running the show got way into yudkowsky, joining the ranks of absolute dullards running everything stupidly
the scarface "first you get the money then you get the power then you get the women" is undermined by everyone rich and powerful having no fuckin game
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
the scarface "first you get the money then you get the power then you get the women" is undermined by everyone rich and powerful having no fuckin game
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
ok google how to get elon musk final destinationed
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
ok google how to get elon musk final destinationed
black mirror give us an episode that finally answers "what if you could fuck in a crazy taxi"
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
black mirror give us an episode that finally answers "what if you could fuck in a crazy taxi"