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Licensed funeral director, writer, horror aficionado, photographer.

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Abolish ICE.

There’s no reforming it.

There’s no compromise.

There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Dear God, please let one of the new MST3K episodes be Cathy’s Curse. I need to hear Mike and the Bots crack up when the psychic falls in the snow.
February 3, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Impeccable vibes, this is where I want to soak in the sun.
Hotel hot tub site of gruesome crime, vibes and caution tape imply
February 3, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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maybe this time we can finally internalize that anyone who whines about stuff like “sjws” or “wokeness” is either doing so because they have fucked up motives or because they listen to too many people who do
crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
🎶 WHEN YOU WANT THE FLAVOR OF BACON IN A DIP🎶
♫ I FEEL LIKE JINGLES TONIGHT ♫

♫ LIKE JINGLES TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT ♫
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I’m going to go back to school, start with undergrad, study theoretical physics, get my PhD, study time travel, figure out how to undo this shitty timeline, and somehow make it worse.
February 3, 2026 at 1:32 AM
So the content of the new Neil Gaiman article seems to say the allegations aren’t true because the podcast was bad. I don’t know the truth of the matter but those allegations were reeeeally specific.
February 2, 2026 at 6:56 PM
My group session reminded me of the time that I tried to change myself entirely in the summer between 6th & 7th grade, and I think I’m going to write an essay about it because it’s so 90s and so sad but funny.
February 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
“My family came here the RIGHT way!” Yeah, when your family came here they had to pay fare for the ship, not die of diarrhea while on the ship, and prove you didn’t have tuberculosis when you got to America, Gladys.
February 2, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I don’t usually care about the Super Bowl, but I’m so looking forward to the crash out that Green Day & Bad Bunny are going to cause.
February 2, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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Bad Bunny with a powerful anti-ICE speech at the Grammys 🔥🔥🔥🔥

"Before I say thanks to God, I’m going to say ‘ICE out.’ We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we’re not aliens. We are humans and we are Americans."
February 2, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I’m trying to convince my bestie to watch Frankenstein and I told her that Oscar Isaac wears sexy red leather gloves throughout the movie and I don’t think I sold her on it. I’m at my wit’s end.
a man with curly hair is standing in a dark room with a light shining on him
Alt: a man with curly hair is standing in a dark room with a light shining on him
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February 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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A reminder that the Kennedy Center is the literal and legal and congressional designated presidential memorial to JFK. This would be like Trump tearing down the Lincoln Memorial to build something “better.”
He’s going to tear it down
February 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified.

Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I stayed at my mom’s house for 2 weeks during the holidays and watched so much Murder, She Wrote it’s now recommended to her. God, I hope she’s not getting the sane for Saved by the Bell…
a young man in a pink shirt is smiling in a classroom with other students .
ALT: a young man in a pink shirt is smiling in a classroom with other students .
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February 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I was watching a show about cryptids and this guy was talking about how he shot Bigfoot, killed it, & buried it. My first thought was, why wasn’t this front page news? My second thought was who on earth would shoot Bigfoot?
February 1, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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get it right
January 31, 2026 at 11:37 PM
The scariest part of my crime & punishment class, which I took in 2003, is that I’d say 3/4s is the students just didn’t get the difference between something being ethical vs. something being legal. I think of that a lot, & the fact that. That was 23 years ago, I wonder if they learned.
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
- Vietnam war & American lit
- Crime & punishment in American lit
- Women & Art
- Statistics & experimental methods
- Biology of race
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:

- Religion and social justice
- Greece and the ancient near east
- History of the Hebrew Bible
- psychology and literature
- introduction to English linguistics
January 31, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
- Vietnam war & American lit
- Crime & punishment in American lit
- Women & Art
- Statistics & experimental methods
- Biology of race
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:

- Religion and social justice
- Greece and the ancient near east
- History of the Hebrew Bible
- psychology and literature
- introduction to English linguistics
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:

- Bodies in the Air: Martial Arts Cinema
- English 520(?): Comparing The Sopranos and The Decalogue
- Calculus
- Chem 122
- Acting for the Camera
January 31, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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I’m an Autistic classically trained chef and I wrote the food aversion acceptance cookbook and guide COLOR TASTE TEXTURE. It’s useful for all ages, no cooking experience required. My goal is to help kids avoid food related trauma and offer a balm of kindness for anyone who couldn’t escape it.
January 30, 2026 at 12:30 AM
People will rag on “poor” people for having nice shoes, bags, or weed. Meanwhile, Bill Gates gave his wife an STD after having sex with a victim of human trafficking & planned to sneak Melinda antibiotics, an absolutely unhinged thing to do. Abolish the rich.
January 31, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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This Epstein drop is HUGE and utterly disgusting. I don’t see how this man is allowed to remain in office. Where are the evangelical leaders, the soccer moms, the folks stocking up on eggs, the farmers, the small business owners.

Decide. Who are you?
January 30, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Tonight’s episode of Murder, She Wrote features Cyd Charisse and John Phillip Law.
January 31, 2026 at 2:21 AM