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Licensed funeral director, writer, horror aficionado, photographer.

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I don’t care for improvements in television technology. I miss the way tv looked on my old CRT TV.
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I loved 28 Days Later so I feel bad that I don’t really like either of the sequels.
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
When I die this universe, meaning the only universe I’ve ever known, will end. Everyone has their own universe and we’ll never know each other’s universe.
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Everything is terrible but Robyn dropped a new song.

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Robyn - Dopamine (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Robyn
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November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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in tribute to @charliebrowntc.bsky.social , a king among cats, let us have a thread of Great Departed Cats, to show the angels that are now greeting him.

this is my baby Fez, who left us in 2022. one time some butter fell off the counter onto his side and Sandal chased him for like twenty minutes.
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I’m re-watching season 3 of Stranger Things. Did Steve, Dustin & Robin ever go home or did they just sleep at the mall while they were spying on the Russians?
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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This is beautiful, thank you all for sharing
in tribute to @charliebrowntc.bsky.social , a king among cats, let us have a thread of Great Departed Cats, to show the angels that are now greeting him.

this is my baby Fez, who left us in 2022. one time some butter fell off the counter onto his side and Sandal chased him for like twenty minutes.
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I wanted to see if any Rifftrax fans had compared the Dirt Witch vs the Grocery Witch & was gifted this terrible, inaccurate AI overview instead.
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Let’s see if there’s any Larry Csonka movies on tonight…
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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The Epstein story gets a something that is tearing at the heart of the electorate: elite impunity. The idea that wealthy and powerful people can do terrible things *at scale* and face no consequences for them. Whatever political party actually stops it could rule the country for a generation.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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I just want to mention that this was a New York Times reporter Epstein was talking to, and the NYT has never disclosed these emails or any photos conveyed.
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Strega Nona and Patti Smith's Horses came out at just about the same time which tracks, frankly
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The weather was in the 30s today, guess what that means, skincare girlies? It’s slugging time!
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I just found out a coworker uses ChatGPT to compose emails so now I call him a third party thinker.
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Dear god, I pray that I’ll one day be as good at droll, literary insults as Joyce Carol Oates.
Good God
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I’m currently experiencing what may be the funniest potential Lexapro side effect: my nose is runnier than it’s ever been in my entire life. I have no cold/flu symptoms—no sore throat, fever, aches, reduced energy. Just the runniest nose in America.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Maybe the Waterpik I bought will make up for 20 years of dental neglect!
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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i think they should let Ms Rachel design a squid games for Mr Beast specifically
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Ranking Buffy season finales from most to least favorite:
1. The Gift s5
2. Becoming 1 & 2 s2
3. Graduation Day 1 & 2 s3
4. Prophecy Girl s1
5. Primeval & Restless s4
6. Chosen s7
7. Grave s6
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I spent five minutes making this to remind you that there’s 20 more days until my book drops, SILVER SHAMROCK!
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM