Jorts (and Jean)
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Jorts the cat.
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Jorts (and Jean)
@jortsthecat.bsky.social
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This is my back story. The Jorts Lore, if you will. It’s a pretty funny story actually even if people were upset at the time www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedd...
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Kelly Latimore's painting of The presentation of christ features Joseph with an @ufw.bsky.social shirt on.
Absolutely losing my mind about this.
Absolutely losing my mind about this.
February 2, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Kelly Latimore's painting of The presentation of christ features Joseph with an @ufw.bsky.social shirt on.
Absolutely losing my mind about this.
Absolutely losing my mind about this.
Listen we are only here to talk about the cups
February 2, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Listen we are only here to talk about the cups
No offense to humans (love you guys) but this is a whole level of speed running backwards as a species www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
2 measles infections confirmed at Texas facility where 5-year-old detained in Minnesota was held
DHS said state health officials reported the infections to federal immigration authorities Saturday.
www.nbcnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:23 AM
No offense to humans (love you guys) but this is a whole level of speed running backwards as a species www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
February 2, 2026 at 7:15 AM
It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
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This article is a very good example of why "more training" and "more vetting" isn't the answer. Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez joined Border Patrol in 2018 and 2014 respectively. These aren't new agents. www.propublica.org/article/alex...
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM
This article is a very good example of why "more training" and "more vetting" isn't the answer. Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez joined Border Patrol in 2018 and 2014 respectively. These aren't new agents. www.propublica.org/article/alex...
If you guys don’t wash your cups, we’re going to have to have another meeting about it and last time that meeting did NOT have snacks
February 2, 2026 at 7:08 AM
If you guys don’t wash your cups, we’re going to have to have another meeting about it and last time that meeting did NOT have snacks
Yes maybe you can exchange ideas
February 2, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Yes maybe you can exchange ideas
When they defeat ICE, Minnesota will have 34,000 trained volunteers to observe the police
More than 34,000 Minnesotans signed up to be trained as ICED observers with various activist groups in recent weeks, many of them since Jan. 7, when a federal agent shot and killed Renée Good.
Thousands of new ICE watchers hit the streets after two killings
Minnesotans outraged by the killings of Renée Good and Alex Pretti have signed up in large numbers to monitor and protest ICE with other activists.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 1, 2026 at 4:35 AM
When they defeat ICE, Minnesota will have 34,000 trained volunteers to observe the police
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Wearing my @jortsthecat.bsky.social sweatshirt while hanging with a distant cousin of Jean, my little Laverne.
January 31, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Wearing my @jortsthecat.bsky.social sweatshirt while hanging with a distant cousin of Jean, my little Laverne.
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Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept."
Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
![Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you
can keep it."
With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike,
It is so ORDERED.
SIGNED this 31st day of February, 2026.
_________________________________________________
FRED BIERY
UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE
[photo of Liam]
Credit: Bystander
Matthew 19:14
John 11:35](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:73t3muu2pudsajp7a2fj3aly/bafkreigfz6fzbu65haq7nfqgaoe7m42gsaonpinpmaaptuzd5atkqvya4i@jpeg)
January 31, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept."
Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
Great work by a whole lot of people to make those guys see sense
January 30, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Great work by a whole lot of people to make those guys see sense
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Things are scary in the near term and yet this is the most hopeful about the long term I've felt in quite a while.
January 30, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Things are scary in the near term and yet this is the most hopeful about the long term I've felt in quite a while.
“been through a lot”
Minnesotans, we’ve been through a lot.
And I believe this moment calls for grit, resilience, and faith in each other.
I believe we must stand up for what’s right. And fix what’s wrong.
Today, I’m announcing my candidacy for Governor. youtu.be/SiV3xVkX-kg
And I believe this moment calls for grit, resilience, and faith in each other.
I believe we must stand up for what’s right. And fix what’s wrong.
Today, I’m announcing my candidacy for Governor. youtu.be/SiV3xVkX-kg
Amy Klobuchar for Governor
YouTube video by Amy Klobuchar
youtu.be
January 29, 2026 at 11:08 PM
“been through a lot”
Everyone got smooched is how Jean and I recall it
January 29, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Everyone got smooched is how Jean and I recall it
Oh believe me. I am a subject matter expert on screaming
January 29, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Oh believe me. I am a subject matter expert on screaming
Last time I was in this box they drugged me, stole my tooth dirt and put a thermometer in my butt
January 29, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Last time I was in this box they drugged me, stole my tooth dirt and put a thermometer in my butt
So we are all trying not to scream right now
January 29, 2026 at 8:08 AM
So we are all trying not to scream right now
Sometimes the screams just have to come out
January 29, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Sometimes the screams just have to come out
Screaming later
January 29, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Screaming later
It was at home. The idea is practice not screaming (I will probably scream in car tbh)
January 29, 2026 at 6:36 AM
It was at home. The idea is practice not screaming (I will probably scream in car tbh)