Jorts (and Jean)
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Jorts (and Jean)
@jortsthecat.bsky.social
· Nov 14
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This is my back story. The Jorts Lore, if you will. It’s a pretty funny story actually even if people were upset at the time www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedd...
ok but not congress
Reporter: Did you speak with the oil companies before the operation? Did you tip them off?
Trump: Before and after. They want to go in and they’re going to do a great job.
Trump: Before and after. They want to go in and they’re going to do a great job.
January 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
ok but not congress
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behold the face of a cat who cannot read and has no social media
January 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
behold the face of a cat who cannot read and has no social media
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One of the weirdest things about graveyard shift is getting a lot of your historical news early and some of it very late. I watched the 2000 election count unfold and saw an exhausted Dan Rather announce live that Gore withdrew his concession. Then I woke up at 3pm on 9/11.
Night shift people are going to be sitting impatiently at the kitchen table when everyone else wakes up
January 3, 2026 at 10:42 AM
One of the weirdest things about graveyard shift is getting a lot of your historical news early and some of it very late. I watched the 2000 election count unfold and saw an exhausted Dan Rather announce live that Gore withdrew his concession. Then I woke up at 3pm on 9/11.
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It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 AM
It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize
Wow today is going to be weeks long
January 3, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Wow today is going to be weeks long
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We're the baddies.
January 3, 2026 at 8:22 AM
We're the baddies.
Aw man, we seem to be bombing venezuela. this sucks
January 3, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Aw man, we seem to be bombing venezuela. this sucks
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This man's media team is a bunch of goddamned geniuses, someone scouted for locations and figured out they could set up this very shot. Look at it, it's incredible. Look up pics of Adams being sworn in at the ball drop, which look chaotic, cheap, and undignified in comparison.
January 1, 2026 at 4:17 PM
This man's media team is a bunch of goddamned geniuses, someone scouted for locations and figured out they could set up this very shot. Look at it, it's incredible. Look up pics of Adams being sworn in at the ball drop, which look chaotic, cheap, and undignified in comparison.
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Our unions response to the arrest of Huerta and illegal detainment of members,thousands of members traveling to Louisiana to yell at GEO Group + learn working class history and organizing tactics, everything UFW is doing with NO money,plus the speed and effectiveness of local rapid response networks
What gave you courage in 2025?
December 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Our unions response to the arrest of Huerta and illegal detainment of members,thousands of members traveling to Louisiana to yell at GEO Group + learn working class history and organizing tactics, everything UFW is doing with NO money,plus the speed and effectiveness of local rapid response networks
Everyone just smile when your mom tells you about that ne’er do well cousin who says he’s a “project manager” for “building data centers” who says he uses chatGPT for his job.
We all know he sells pills out of his girlfriend’s dad’s basement (which is a real job)
We all know he sells pills out of his girlfriend’s dad’s basement (which is a real job)
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Everyone just smile when your mom tells you about that ne’er do well cousin who says he’s a “project manager” for “building data centers” who says he uses chatGPT for his job.
We all know he sells pills out of his girlfriend’s dad’s basement (which is a real job)
We all know he sells pills out of his girlfriend’s dad’s basement (which is a real job)
One generous serving of orange loaf. Still warm
December 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
One generous serving of orange loaf. Still warm
We have a new coworker who got trapped in a room today. No matter how much she tried to turn the doorknob she couldn’t open it. She called for help and nobody heard her for several minutes.
Except it was just a sliding door and she was never trapped. She’s going to fit in here just fine
Except it was just a sliding door and she was never trapped. She’s going to fit in here just fine
December 11, 2025 at 8:14 AM
We have a new coworker who got trapped in a room today. No matter how much she tried to turn the doorknob she couldn’t open it. She called for help and nobody heard her for several minutes.
Except it was just a sliding door and she was never trapped. She’s going to fit in here just fine
Except it was just a sliding door and she was never trapped. She’s going to fit in here just fine
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NEW: The overwhelming majority of workers at The Columbus Dispatch and Newark Advocate have announced the formation of the Dispatch News Guild - @dispatchnewsguild.bsky.social
It’s the first time in the histories of both newspapers that journalists have unionized.
🖋️Sign their petition below!
It’s the first time in the histories of both newspapers that journalists have unionized.
🖋️Sign their petition below!
December 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
SIGN IT
These marshmallows are terrible. Not even sticky
December 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
These marshmallows are terrible. Not even sticky
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it’s really depressing how little the entitled ghouls who rule over us actually know about American history
Rep. Kat Cammarck: "Today, one in six people in the US is foreign born. That quite frankly is not sustainable to maintain a culture that we are known for here in the United States."
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
it’s really depressing how little the entitled ghouls who rule over us actually know about American history
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I saw a guy last night with black fur and all white legs. This cat would get 500k insta followers in like 5 minutes.
And yet he's just jumping into leaf piles on the streets of Cleveland.
And yet he's just jumping into leaf piles on the streets of Cleveland.
I love it when people post a picture of some regular guy to reddit and say “what breed is my cat?”
Ma’am, your cat came out of some muddy shrubs in your friend’s sister’s back yard
Ma’am, your cat came out of some muddy shrubs in your friend’s sister’s back yard
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I saw a guy last night with black fur and all white legs. This cat would get 500k insta followers in like 5 minutes.
And yet he's just jumping into leaf piles on the streets of Cleveland.
And yet he's just jumping into leaf piles on the streets of Cleveland.
I’m holly, I’m jolly. You’ve got believe me. I swear I am
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I’m holly, I’m jolly. You’ve got believe me. I swear I am
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The union is calling, Starbucks! Pick up the phone!
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The union is calling, Starbucks! Pick up the phone!
This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...
It’s ok you can say it
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
It’s ok you can say it
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this man really decorated before his crush came over lmfao
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
this man really decorated before his crush came over lmfao
I don’t know how many times UFW has sued the federal government this year, but it seems like a lot
NEWS: We just filed a lawsuit against the Trump wage cut rule, which effectively expands the H2A guest worker program, and undercuts the jobs and wages of American workers.
Farm workers deserve fair wages and job security, not a race to the bottom.
read more: www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
Farm workers deserve fair wages and job security, not a race to the bottom.
read more: www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I don’t know how many times UFW has sued the federal government this year, but it seems like a lot
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I will never forget having to edit Jamal’s final, posthumous piece for the Washington Post, after he was murdered.
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
Opinion | Jamal Khashoggi: What the Arab world needs most is free expression
The Arab world needs a modern version of the old transnational media so citizens can be informed about global events.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I will never forget having to edit Jamal’s final, posthumous piece for the Washington Post, after he was murdered.
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
He is just investigating to find out what happened here
Proud. 🏆 Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.
November 19, 2025 at 8:40 AM
He is just investigating to find out what happened here
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